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This post was deleted for the following reason: Love in Tootie! -- cortex
digaman got you good, sucker!
posted by Mayor Curley at 10:57 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by Mayor Curley at 10:57 AM on July 23, 2009
This has to be some sort of record for a quickest non-breaking news story double post
posted by tittergrrl at 10:58 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by tittergrrl at 10:58 AM on July 23, 2009
Same fricking minute and it's not even an obituary!
posted by TheophileEscargot at 10:59 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by TheophileEscargot at 10:59 AM on July 23, 2009
So the 2 Ds were dortmunder and digaman?
posted by yoink at 11:00 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by yoink at 11:00 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
Also missing a link to a reputable dealer for said, uh, items.
posted by eurasian at 11:00 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by eurasian at 11:00 AM on July 23, 2009
Story of my life: this link already has more comments than mine.
posted by digaman at 11:02 AM on July 23, 2009 [3 favorites]
posted by digaman at 11:02 AM on July 23, 2009 [3 favorites]
Story of my life: this link already has more comments than mine.
Did you not read the game theory dating article? It means you're way hotter than this thread.
posted by allen.spaulding at 11:05 AM on July 23, 2009
Did you not read the game theory dating article? It means you're way hotter than this thread.
posted by allen.spaulding at 11:05 AM on July 23, 2009
Story of my life: this link already has more comments than mine.
Commenting in this thread doesn't require anyone to read the story.
posted by dortmunder at 11:06 AM on July 23, 2009
Commenting in this thread doesn't require anyone to read the story.
posted by dortmunder at 11:06 AM on July 23, 2009
so if i post this again, will that make it 3-D?
posted by pyramid termite at 11:10 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by pyramid termite at 11:10 AM on July 23, 2009
As is my cat.
The photo is private. So I'm going to assume that you are showering with the cat.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:11 AM on July 23, 2009
The photo is private. So I'm going to assume that you are showering with the cat.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:11 AM on July 23, 2009
Your daughter is adorable!
posted by ocherdraco at 11:16 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by ocherdraco at 11:16 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
Baby Curley is damn cute. Those baby cheeks that are so big they're square are the best.
posted by EvaDestruction at 11:19 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by EvaDestruction at 11:19 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
They can't kill this thread. They can try to suppress it, but it will live in our hearts. And then it will bloom like 1000 hyacinths.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:19 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:19 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
I feel intensely aware of the mortality of this thread and the comments in it. Soon it will be gone forever. Unseen, un-remembered. Like tears in the rain.
posted by Laen at 11:21 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by Laen at 11:21 AM on July 23, 2009
Who would win in a fight: Chewbacca or Grimace?
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:22 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:22 AM on July 23, 2009
Second tier: Slim Goodbody or Ethelred the Unready?
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:24 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:24 AM on July 23, 2009
Who would win in a fight: Chewbacca or Grimace?
Obviously Chewbacca. Grimace has stumpy arms. No reach.
posted by dortmunder at 11:24 AM on July 23, 2009
Obviously Chewbacca. Grimace has stumpy arms. No reach.
posted by dortmunder at 11:24 AM on July 23, 2009
Ethelred the Unready, because he was actually always prepared. The name was a ruse to confuse his enemies.
posted by ocherdraco at 11:25 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by ocherdraco at 11:25 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
Where does this lie in the continuum? Below RealDoll lovers, but above furries?
posted by Lush at 11:26 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by Lush at 11:26 AM on July 23, 2009
I'm going to go with Grimace, following in the footsteps of Homer Simpson's boxing career. He might weeble, he might wobble, but he won't fall down. Chewie will just end up exhausting himself.
posted by EvaDestruction at 11:27 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by EvaDestruction at 11:27 AM on July 23, 2009
Grimace is a lover not a fighter. And if you know what I'm sayin, then you probably want to get tested.
posted by allen.spaulding at 11:28 AM on July 23, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by allen.spaulding at 11:28 AM on July 23, 2009 [2 favorites]
We clearly have to make this thread too big to lock fail...like GM...
cortex, bail us out
posted by silby at 11:28 AM on July 23, 2009
cortex, bail us out
posted by silby at 11:28 AM on July 23, 2009
Buckaroo Banzai got to the eighth dimension...
posted by Antidisestablishmentarianist at 11:30 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by Antidisestablishmentarianist at 11:30 AM on July 23, 2009
Is Grimace a species or a kind of specter or archetype. If he's the former, can Grimace and a Wookie have fertile offspring?
Part of a species. Specifically, the Irish.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:32 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
Part of a species. Specifically, the Irish.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:32 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
In before the end?
posted by nooneyouknow at 11:34 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by nooneyouknow at 11:34 AM on July 23, 2009
Yes!
posted by nooneyouknow at 11:34 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by nooneyouknow at 11:34 AM on July 23, 2009
Grimace is a lover not a fighter. And if you know what I'm sayin, then you probably want to get tested.
And I thought being in love with an underage pillow was bad.
posted by dortmunder at 11:35 AM on July 23, 2009
And I thought being in love with an underage pillow was bad.
posted by dortmunder at 11:35 AM on July 23, 2009
if Grimace knocked up Chewbacca's wife would the offspring be able to reproduce or would it be a sterile hybrid like a mule?
Using my knowledge of New England ethnic prejudice, I'm going to say that if Grimace is Irish, then Chewbacca is an oversized Frenchman. And as improbable as it seemed to our grandparents, they can mate and have fertile offspring. I've seen it.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:38 AM on July 23, 2009
Using my knowledge of New England ethnic prejudice, I'm going to say that if Grimace is Irish, then Chewbacca is an oversized Frenchman. And as improbable as it seemed to our grandparents, they can mate and have fertile offspring. I've seen it.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:38 AM on July 23, 2009
Everyone who says my daughter is cute gets a favorite!
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:39 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:39 AM on July 23, 2009
This is only 2 comments behind the other thread. Let's go people!
posted by infinitefloatingbrains at 11:41 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by infinitefloatingbrains at 11:41 AM on July 23, 2009
Baby Curley is cuter than professional baby models!
posted by EvaDestruction at 11:41 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by EvaDestruction at 11:41 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
Do you think my daughter is cute?
Um ... yeah. What a cutie! I say keep this thread open, if for nothing *Ellie*!
posted by ericb at 11:42 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
Um ... yeah. What a cutie! I say keep this thread open, if for nothing *Ellie*!
posted by ericb at 11:42 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
Mayor Curley, your child is both gorgeous and adorable, and I'm not just saying that for the favorite!
posted by chihiro at 11:42 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by chihiro at 11:42 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
(I'm not digging for favorites. Just an excuse to link to that picture.)
posted by EvaDestruction at 11:42 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by EvaDestruction at 11:42 AM on July 23, 2009
Also, does Grimace have normal semen or does it need to be mixed in a machine like McMilkshakes?
If Sodomania 11 is considered canon in the McDonaldland Universe, Grimace's semen does not need to be mixed, but has the color and viscosity of a McDonald's Chocolate milkshake. Except in March, when it is green because of his seasonal diet of fiddleheads.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:42 AM on July 23, 2009
If Sodomania 11 is considered canon in the McDonaldland Universe, Grimace's semen does not need to be mixed, but has the color and viscosity of a McDonald's Chocolate milkshake. Except in March, when it is green because of his seasonal diet of fiddleheads.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:42 AM on July 23, 2009
Mayor Curley, your daughter is like the cute baby equivalent of that Che Guevara icon, looking off into the distance, boldly determined to bring about a proletarian revolution in the daycare.
posted by silby at 11:43 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by silby at 11:43 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
As above, so below.
posted by klangklangston at 11:44 AM on July 23, 2009
posted by klangklangston at 11:44 AM on July 23, 2009
This still isn't deleted? Mods, are you on vacation?
posted by ocherdraco at 11:46 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by ocherdraco at 11:46 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]
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