Baby Curley is damn cute. Those baby cheeks that are so big they're square are the best. posted by EvaDestruction at 11:19 AM on July 23 [1 favorite]
They can't kill this thread. They can try to suppress it, but it will live in our hearts. And then it will bloom like 1000 hyacinths. posted by Mayor Curley at 11:19 AM on July 23 [1 favorite]
FIRST!
Oh wait.... ;) posted by zarq at 11:20 AM on July 23
I feel intensely aware of the mortality of this thread and the comments in it. Soon it will be gone forever. Unseen, un-remembered. Like tears in the rain. posted by Laen at 11:21 AM on July 23
Who would win in a fight: Chewbacca or Grimace? posted by Mayor Curley at 11:22 AM on July 23
Second tier: Slim Goodbody or Ethelred the Unready? posted by Mayor Curley at 11:24 AM on July 23
Who would win in a fight: Chewbacca or Grimace?
Obviously Chewbacca. Grimace has stumpy arms. No reach. posted by dortmunder at 11:24 AM on July 23
Ethelred the Unready, because he was actually always prepared. The name was a ruse to confuse his enemies. posted by ocherdraco at 11:25 AM on July 23 [1 favorite]
Where does this lie in the continuum? Below RealDoll lovers, but above furries? posted by Lush at 11:26 AM on July 23
I'm going to go with Grimace, following in the footsteps of Homer Simpson's boxing career. He might weeble, he might wobble, but he won't fall down. Chewie will just end up exhausting himself. posted by EvaDestruction at 11:27 AM on July 23
Is Grimace a species or a kind of specter or archetype. If he's the former, can Grimace and a Wookie have fertile offspring? posted by Burhanistan at 11:28 AM on July 23
Grimace is a lover not a fighter. And if you know what I'm sayin, then you probably want to get tested. posted by allen.spaulding at 11:28 AM on July 23 [2 favorites]
We clearly have to make this thread too big to lock fail...like GM...
cortex, bail us out posted by silby at 11:28 AM on July 23
Ah, if Grimace knocked up Chewbacca's wife would the offspring be able to reproduce or would it be a sterile hybrid like a mule? posted by Burhanistan at 11:34 AM on July 23
if Grimace knocked up Chewbacca's wife would the offspring be able to reproduce or would it be a sterile hybrid like a mule?
Using my knowledge of New England ethnic prejudice, I'm going to say that if Grimace is Irish, then Chewbacca is an oversized Frenchman. And as improbable as it seemed to our grandparents, they can mate and have fertile offspring. I've seen it. posted by Mayor Curley at 11:38 AM on July 23
I'm sure Chewbacca smells much better than a Frenchman. posted by Burhanistan at 11:39 AM on July 23
Everyone who says my daughter is cute gets a favorite! posted by Mayor Curley at 11:39 AM on July 23
If you really meant that you'd spouse them. posted by lysdexic at 11:40 AM on July 23
Um ... yeah. What a cutie! I say keep this thread open, if for nothing *Ellie*! posted by ericb at 11:42 AM on July 23 [1 favorite]
Mayor Curley, your child is both gorgeous and adorable, and I'm not just saying that for the favorite! posted by chihiro at 11:42 AM on July 23 [1 favorite]
(I'm not digging for favorites. Just an excuse to link to that picture.) posted by EvaDestruction at 11:42 AM on July 23
Also, does Grimace have normal semen or does it need to be mixed in a machine like McMilkshakes?
If Sodomania 11 is considered canon in the McDonaldland Universe, Grimace's semen does not need to be mixed, but has the color and viscosity of a McDonald's Chocolate milkshake. Except in March, when it is green because of his seasonal diet of fiddleheads. posted by Mayor Curley at 11:42 AM on July 23
Mayor Curley, your daughter is like the cute baby equivalent of that Che Guevara icon, looking off into the distance, boldly determined to bring about a proletarian revolution in the daycare. posted by silby at 11:43 AM on July 23 [1 favorite]
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