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Weirdo Yoga Farmers (slyt)
posted by Antidisestablishmentarianist (24 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite

 
Um.... ok.
posted by geekhorde at 10:14 PM on August 1, 2009 [1 favorite]


It's from Everything is Terrible, which was linked here.
posted by Burhanistan at 10:34 PM on August 1, 2009



It's from Everything is Terrible, which was linked here.


And it was specifically linked to in a rather recent thread. And yes I was troubled by it. And I laughed.
posted by philip-random at 10:49 PM on August 1, 2009


Well, when they start in with the breathing exercises while the yoga farmer is pushing down on some kid's thighs, it does hit some kind of uber-nadir of children's television. It's begging for some subtle overdubs, like the rooster uttering devil worshiping sentiments.
posted by Burhanistan at 10:55 PM on August 1, 2009


This particular video is just so, um, ah, er, well. It needed a post on the blue, its that ah, something.
posted by Antidisestablishmentarianist at 11:02 PM on August 1, 2009


This is actually the opening sequence of Children Of The Corn Part 9: Yogi Death Harvest.

In the finals scenes, dozens of yoga instructors are consumed by a demonic combine harvester under a full moon while the children tauntingly chant "Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!"
posted by longsleeves at 11:43 PM on August 1, 2009 [3 favorites]


Don't forget to breathe.
posted by pracowity at 12:02 AM on August 2, 2009


this took me by surprise
posted by roygbv at 12:23 AM on August 2, 2009


It's begging for some subtle overdubs, like the rooster uttering devil worshiping sentiments.

"Yah, mon, you can milk Sistah Moo Cow for all da information" isn't enough for you?
posted by benzenedream at 1:17 AM on August 2, 2009


This reminds me. I need to have whomever does the video editing for Everything is Terrible drug out into the street and shot.
posted by item at 2:02 AM on August 2, 2009


Made my night. Broke my mind.
posted by kaspen at 3:28 AM on August 2, 2009


I'll save that for my sandwich.
posted by kaspen at 3:30 AM on August 2, 2009


What's so weird about this? Those children will make delicious meals once harvested!
posted by orme at 5:57 AM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


A little background information: E-i-E-i Yoga: for Kids

Max Thomas l (Yogi Oki Doki).
posted by nickyskye at 6:47 AM on August 2, 2009 [3 favorites]


"Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed Presto 03430 Pizzazz Pizza Oven"

I think we can all see what's going on here.
posted by chrismear at 7:22 AM on August 2, 2009


Nice post, Antidisestablishmentarianist.
posted by jdotglenn at 7:28 AM on August 2, 2009


nickyskye said: A little background information: E-i-E-i Yoga: for Kids

Oh man...I thought it was a joke, I didn't realize it was an actual yoga video. That's just scary, that is.
posted by dejah420 at 8:00 AM on August 2, 2009


I took an awful lot of yoga classes as a kid (part of the curriculum...I went to a montessori school, in S.F., in the 1970's, 'nuff said?).

I've taken many more classes as an adult.

If any of my childhood classes had been as insane/disturbing as this video, I seriously doubt I would still be doing *any* sort of yoga.
posted by squasha at 8:04 AM on August 2, 2009


mmm mm mmm mmmmmm
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 8:29 AM on August 2, 2009


Don't forget to breathe.
posted by carsonb at 8:54 AM on August 2, 2009


Everything is Terrible: IT IS SO GREAT. Today's included.
posted by The Devil Tesla at 10:48 AM on August 2, 2009


A little background information...

Nice find nickyskye! Looking the origin of EIT videos is good times. I found this craigslist ad that was selling what likely was where this EIT came from. I was so proud!
posted by The Devil Tesla at 10:53 AM on August 2, 2009


I think this is what Republicans see when they watch public television.
posted by electroboy at 5:55 PM on August 2, 2009 [7 favorites]


Stop touching the children!!!!

^^ The youtube comment that pretty much summed up my thoughts...
posted by samsara at 5:16 PM on August 3, 2009 [1 favorite]


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