Kemp Folds: Ross Kemp's Face, Folded
August 5, 2009 8:36 AM Subscribe
Somehow this delivers more than what is on the label.
posted by DU at 8:40 AM on August 5, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by DU at 8:40 AM on August 5, 2009 [2 favorites]
Why?
posted by ocherdraco at 8:40 AM on August 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by ocherdraco at 8:40 AM on August 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
There is no so.
posted by nthdegx at 8:40 AM on August 5, 2009 [3 favorites]
posted by nthdegx at 8:40 AM on August 5, 2009 [3 favorites]
I prefer Ben.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 8:43 AM on August 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Horace Rumpole at 8:43 AM on August 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
This is baldist.
It only works because the man has no hair on his head. Under Metafilter's longstanding policy of removing posts inflammatory to other users, I demand, DEMAND, I tell you, that this post is removed.
Or else I will submit an FPP of a blog devoted to folded pictures of Ross Kemp's arse. And challenge readers to tell the difference between the two blogs.
posted by MuffinMan at 8:58 AM on August 5, 2009 [2 favorites]
It only works because the man has no hair on his head. Under Metafilter's longstanding policy of removing posts inflammatory to other users, I demand, DEMAND, I tell you, that this post is removed.
Or else I will submit an FPP of a blog devoted to folded pictures of Ross Kemp's arse. And challenge readers to tell the difference between the two blogs.
posted by MuffinMan at 8:58 AM on August 5, 2009 [2 favorites]
Or else I will submit an FPP of a blog devoted to folded pictures of Ross Kemp's arse. And challenge readers to tell the difference between the two blogs.
Let avg(count of apparent folds) on the face blog be N. Then avg(count of apparent folds) on the ass blog will be N+1.
Proof: An exercise for two readers working together, pantlessly.
posted by DU at 9:07 AM on August 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
Let avg(count of apparent folds) on the face blog be N. Then avg(count of apparent folds) on the ass blog will be N+1.
Proof: An exercise for two readers working together, pantlessly.
posted by DU at 9:07 AM on August 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
He trained with the SAS you know...
posted by Artw at 9:21 AM on August 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Artw at 9:21 AM on August 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
Hmmm...when I saw this in the Guardian the other day, I was very surprised as it seemed to be the first web-content they'd featured that wasn't terribly out of date. Smacked of attempted meme-creation, but sadly also rubbish.
posted by robself at 9:41 AM on August 5, 2009
posted by robself at 9:41 AM on August 5, 2009
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posted by taumeson at 9:47 AM on August 5, 2009
genius.
posted by the_very_hungry_caterpillar at 10:00 AM on August 5, 2009
posted by the_very_hungry_caterpillar at 10:00 AM on August 5, 2009
> He trained with the SAS you know...
Wasn't he in the Falklands too?
posted by saturnine at 10:05 AM on August 5, 2009
Wasn't he in the Falklands too?
posted by saturnine at 10:05 AM on August 5, 2009
This is strangely fascinating. Can we do John Malkovitch next?
posted by dunkadunc at 10:12 AM on August 5, 2009
posted by dunkadunc at 10:12 AM on August 5, 2009
They should do a Chiklisfolds spin-off.
posted by liquidindian at 10:37 AM on August 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by liquidindian at 10:37 AM on August 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
Bruv!
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 10:52 AM on August 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 10:52 AM on August 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
I am enjoying this immensely but I'm not quite sure why.
posted by xbonesgt at 11:08 AM on August 5, 2009
posted by xbonesgt at 11:08 AM on August 5, 2009
Apparently bald people whose faces have been folded often look like they have Down Syndrome. Huh.
posted by gurple at 11:15 AM on August 5, 2009
posted by gurple at 11:15 AM on August 5, 2009
This is great, I love it.
posted by The Devil Tesla at 11:21 AM on August 5, 2009
posted by The Devil Tesla at 11:21 AM on August 5, 2009
Hmmmm. I was hoping for more...."below the fold"
Thank you! I'll be here all week!!
posted by pearlybob at 11:28 AM on August 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
Thank you! I'll be here all week!!
posted by pearlybob at 11:28 AM on August 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
super
posted by johnny novak at 11:29 AM on August 5, 2009
posted by johnny novak at 11:29 AM on August 5, 2009
Sort it aaaaaaht.
Wos gaaaa'in on?
I blame Dick Van Dyke. Oops...
posted by i_cola at 11:52 AM on August 5, 2009
And let's not forget he was once beaten up by the flame haired satan herself, Rebekah Wade. Leave it aaaaaht.
posted by ciderwoman at 12:35 PM on August 5, 2009
posted by ciderwoman at 12:35 PM on August 5, 2009
dullfilter
posted by channel-1- at 12:47 PM on August 5, 2009
posted by channel-1- at 12:47 PM on August 5, 2009
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