Kemp Folds: Ross Kemp's Face, Folded

August 5, 2009 8:36 AM

Kemp Folds- Ross Kemp's face, folded. (Who?)
posted by nthdegx (33 comments total)

Um...so?
posted by Thorzdad at 8:38 AM on August 5

Somehow this delivers more than what is on the label.
posted by DU at 8:40 AM on August 5 [2 favorites]

Why?
posted by ocherdraco at 8:40 AM on August 5 [1 favorite]

There is no so.
posted by nthdegx at 8:40 AM on August 5 [3 favorites]

I prefer Ben.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 8:43 AM on August 5 [1 favorite]

They're no Mad Fold-In.
posted by filthy light thief at 8:47 AM on August 5 [2 favorites]

Ben Folds unkempt.
posted by JeffK at 8:56 AM on August 5 [4 favorites]

This is baldist.

It only works because the man has no hair on his head. Under Metafilter's longstanding policy of removing posts inflammatory to other users, I demand, DEMAND, I tell you, that this post is removed.

Or else I will submit an FPP of a blog devoted to folded pictures of Ross Kemp's arse. And challenge readers to tell the difference between the two blogs.
posted by MuffinMan at 8:58 AM on August 5 [2 favorites]

Or else I will submit an FPP of a blog devoted to folded pictures of Ross Kemp's arse. And challenge readers to tell the difference between the two blogs.

Let avg(count of apparent folds) on the face blog be N. Then avg(count of apparent folds) on the ass blog will be N+1.

Proof: An exercise for two readers working together, pantlessly.
posted by DU at 9:07 AM on August 5 [1 favorite]

Or Francisco van Jeauleau!
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 9:20 AM on August 5

He trained with the SAS you know...
posted by Artw at 9:21 AM on August 5 [1 favorite]

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posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:33 AM on August 5 [4 favorites]

Hmmm...when I saw this in the Guardian the other day, I was very surprised as it seemed to be the first web-content they'd featured that wasn't terribly out of date. Smacked of attempted meme-creation, but sadly also rubbish.
posted by robself at 9:41 AM on August 5

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i love it. I would add this at the end:

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posted by taumeson at 9:47 AM on August 5

Kemp is a legend
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 9:49 AM on August 5

genius.
posted by the_very_hungry_caterpillar at 10:00 AM on August 5

> He trained with the SAS you know...

Wasn't he in the Falklands too?
posted by saturnine at 10:05 AM on August 5

This is strangely fascinating. Can we do John Malkovitch next?
posted by dunkadunc at 10:12 AM on August 5

I don't get it.
posted by rhapsodie at 10:16 AM on August 5

Heeeere's Johnny!
posted by scrutiny at 10:16 AM on August 5

Sort it owt.
posted by Artw at 10:19 AM on August 5

They should do a Chiklisfolds spin-off.
posted by liquidindian at 10:37 AM on August 5 [1 favorite]

Wos going on?
posted by Artw at 10:38 AM on August 5

Bruv!
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 10:52 AM on August 5 [1 favorite]

Did the gangs do this to him? Those bastards!
posted by orme at 10:58 AM on August 5

I am enjoying this immensely but I'm not quite sure why.
posted by xbonesgt at 11:08 AM on August 5

Apparently bald people whose faces have been folded often look like they have Down Syndrome. Huh.
posted by gurple at 11:15 AM on August 5

This is great, I love it.
posted by The Devil Tesla at 11:21 AM on August 5

Hmmmm. I was hoping for more...."below the fold"

Thank you! I'll be here all week!!
posted by pearlybob at 11:28 AM on August 5 [1 favorite]

super
posted by johnny novak at 11:29 AM on August 5

Sort it owt.
Sort it aaaaaaht.

Wos going on?
Wos gaaaa'in on?

I blame Dick Van Dyke. Oops...
posted by i_cola at 11:52 AM on August 5

And let's not forget he was once beaten up by the flame haired satan herself, Rebekah Wade. Leave it aaaaaht.
posted by ciderwoman at 12:35 PM on August 5

dullfilter
posted by channel-1- at 12:47 PM on August 5