Tough young guys, sinewy bodies, and their.....fingers and.....teeny toes.

August 5, 2009 1:15 PM

Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, climbing a mountain. via

Another favorite of mine from these folks: Tangerine.

posted by lazaruslong (22 comments total)

Needs more autotune.
posted by Skot at 1:21 PM on August 5, 2009 [2 favorites]

"Back to the Ship" is definitely one of the finest Shatner derivatives on the web at the moment.
posted by steef at 1:21 PM on August 5, 2009 [5 favorites]

I was a bit "meh" on the Kirk one (spoofing Shatner just seems redundant--the original clip is more compelling--and more bizarre), but the "Tangerine" one is great.
posted by yoink at 1:25 PM on August 5, 2009

Can you direct me to your nuclear wessels
Nuclear wessels
Nuclear wessels
Alameda
Naval base
Can you direct me to your nuclear wessels
Nuclear wessels
posted by kldickson at 1:27 PM on August 5, 2009

And Charles Nelson Reilly made sweet sweet love to a manatee... it all makes sense to me now.
posted by wendell at 1:37 PM on August 5, 2009

I liked the part where Captain Kirk talked about a mountain erotically.
posted by The Devil Tesla at 1:37 PM on August 5, 2009

Kirk ain't got shit on Putin.

HOLIDAY ITINERARY:

• TRANQUILIZE A FUCKING TIGER
• SUBMARINE DIVE IN DEEPEST FUCKING LAKE ON EARTH TO LOOK AT GODDAMN CRYSTALS, PONDER EPHEMERAL NATURE OF EXISTENCE
• PET WHALE (TIME PERMITTING)
• JUDO THE FUCK OUTTA THAT DUDE
• RIDE THE FUCK OUTTA THAT HORSE
• SHOW CHEST TO LADIES

posted by boo_radley at 1:37 PM on August 5, 2009 [7 favorites]

there's Klingons on the starboard bow
posted by wendell at 1:40 PM on August 5, 2009

Awesome original video is, indeed, awesome.
posted by yoink at 1:48 PM on August 5, 2009

See, even when he made this, he was already self-aware. With self-awareness there is no camp, only irony.
posted by dhartung at 2:05 PM on August 5, 2009

sorry, item, my google-fu took the day off.
posted by wendell at 2:16 PM on August 5, 2009

I need idents on a few of the movies in that Back to the Ship one.
posted by sciurus at 3:02 PM on August 5, 2009

scurius, if memory serves, a lot of those intercut scenes are from the original Battlestar Galactica, including the four-eyed disco chicks with two mouths. I feel like I'm breathing underwater. Hello, Kirk to crew?
posted by steef at 3:46 PM on August 5, 2009

reminds me of autotune the news
posted by debbie_ann at 3:57 PM on August 5, 2009

I ... have had ... enough of YOU!

enough of YOU!
enough of YOU!

I ... I ... I ... have had ... enough of YOU!
posted by bwg at 5:01 PM on August 5, 2009

I'll see your Tangerine and raise you Orange.
posted by exogenous at 6:10 PM on August 5, 2009

boo_radley, I'm almost astonished nobody's made a Vladimir Putin Facts website yet.
posted by kldickson at 7:39 PM on August 5, 2009

http://www.douglasvanbossuyt.com/2008/10/08/vladimir-putin-facts Looks as if I missed this piece of gold.
posted by kldickson at 7:40 PM on August 5, 2009

I found the Star Trek Cookbook today at the library, right between books of "Russian Recipes" and "Old Fashioned Recipes." I don't know if that's a flaw in the Dewey Decimal System or what, but I just thought I'd share.

I didn't take it out, but reading more online, it appears it was written by the guy who played Neelix. Eww. Also, the reviews on Amazon are fun, and they're sincere, unlike the Tuscan milk reviews.
posted by mccarty.tim at 8:21 PM on August 5, 2009

nobody's made a Vladimir Putin Facts website
posted by Rat Spatula at 7:58 AM on August 6, 2009

Warp 11: What Would William Shatner Do?
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 11:38 AM on August 6, 2009

steef, that was one of the funniest things I've seen this year. Thank you!! That made my day.
posted by mosk at 11:54 AM on August 6, 2009