Translationparty to achieve a balance between English and Japanese.

August 6, 2009 4:38 PM

Me, why these people are weak and cats RIMASHITA scanner.
posted by 31d1 (278 comments total)

blank screen, what's supposed to happen?
posted by jenkinsEar at 4:39 PM on August 6

Shame on me.
posted by eyeballkid at 4:44 PM on August 6

In this respect, the old country, China, 74-year-old father, it's going to
posted by empath at 4:44 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

I was wondering if this was going to show up here.

My favorite: Sham Wow makes you say wow every time
posted by phatkitten at 4:44 PM on August 6 [18 favorites]

Hi I, meta OVERTHINK was cooking beans.
posted by empath at 4:45 PM on August 6 [2 favorites]

NOTE: You must accept all
posted by cortex at 4:46 PM on August 6 [4 favorites]

If you meet, in the morning (and), bars, and more importantly are the following: your random 'is her favorite drink is again the need for customer reviews for Women - right Please call to apply the switch to store the support group: a link to the needs of women

(it is doubtful this phrase will ever reach equilibrium)
posted by lumpenprole at 4:46 PM on August 6

Hi I, meta OVERTHINK was cooking beans.
posted by benzenedream at 4:46 PM on August 6

Cool.

It's a web page hooked up to some automated translator software. You type in a phrase in English, it translates it into Japanese, then back into English, and back and forth and back and forth until it comes out with a phrase that always translates the same way. (But is probably gibberish in both English and Japanese.)
posted by XMLicious at 4:46 PM on August 6

My room, please return to the first 15 minutes. I will be naked. This is pretty much all you need to know how to say when traveling in any country.
posted by allen.spaulding at 4:47 PM on August 6

Our young sons.
posted by eyeballkid at 4:48 PM on August 6

Empath, I get a preview
posted by benzenedream at 4:49 PM on August 6

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
posted by 31d1 at 4:49 PM on August 6 [10 favorites]

One day, I have always felt.
posted by Sys Rq at 4:50 PM on August 6

Help stop the sound of silent phone calls like this to me
posted by lumpenprole at 4:51 PM on August 6

Tennessee, Texas, former DDA terms - and I, like my state of Tennessee - If, GOMAKASEMASEN sorry - please see the dust. Coins - GOMAKASEMASEN again.

I, the fish can coexist with humans.
posted by RogerB at 4:52 PM on August 6

cuz translationparty.com Translationparty.com, to participate in any political party, the party does not stop.
posted by cortex at 4:54 PM on August 6

Also, gumballs are made cold air rumballs
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 4:54 PM on August 6

This is Japan and I feel really safe.
posted by empath at 4:55 PM on August 6

Monty Python did this better on the DVD release of Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
posted by hippybear at 4:55 PM on August 6

In this case, unfortunately, my seat of the plaintiff's table, the brush, to use the joy of success

(good lord, I can't stop)
posted by lumpenprole at 4:56 PM on August 6

Health beds, the elderly and rich, and smart growth.
posted by empath at 4:56 PM on August 6

Through the eyes of God, please enter the path of a speeding camel.
posted by XMLicious at 4:57 PM on August 6 [2 favorites]

Equilibrium found!
posted by misha at 4:57 PM on August 6 [3 favorites]

Hey! I actually worked on this site with my friend, Will Carlough.

Sometimes it hits equilibrium with nonsense. Sometimes it's poetry. Here's some of our favorite phrases so far:

Beat it! Just beat it! No one wants to be defeated!
Can you believe it's not butter?
Give up all hope
Everyone needs a hug.
Billie jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
posted by the jam at 4:58 PM on August 6 [11 favorites]

Admiral Haddock playtime soft beard party!

That's not from the translation machine, that's an invitation to all you lovely MetaFilter ladies out there.
posted by Admiral Haddock at 4:58 PM on August 6 [2 favorites]

In Soviet Russia, please find the balance!
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 4:58 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Painting of the kite, the night the day, I flew.
posted by lumpenprole at 4:59 PM on August 6

Sarah Palin makes it through relatively unscathed.
posted by empath at 5:00 PM on August 6 [3 favorites]

$20 is the same town.
posted by JaredSeth at 5:00 PM on August 6

United States, United States, um, in my personal map of some countries

Sadly, it seems to bog down on the full quote.
posted by cortex at 5:00 PM on August 6

I am,
I probably,
I am
eating

cold
sweet
plum
flavors

that are stored
in the refrigerator
to eat
for breakfast
posted by cortex at 5:03 PM on August 6 [8 favorites]

BAFFAROBAFFARO buffalo buffalo buffalo BAFFAROBAFFAROBAFFARO
posted by Dumsnill at 5:05 PM on August 6 [9 favorites]

Where one cannot speak, one must pass over in silence.
ここで1つ話すことはできませんが、 1つのままにしておく必要があります。

Here is one that can not speak, one must leave one.
ここには、話すことはできませんが、 1つ1つを残す必要があります。

Here, you can not speak, one must leave.
ここでは、話すことはできませんが、 1つのままにする必要があります。

This is not to say, you must leave.
これは言っていない場合は、残す必要があります。

If this is not to say, you should leave.
場合は言っていない場合は、残す必要があります。

If you have not told you, you should leave.
している場合は、あなたを離れるようにすると述べた。

If you said that you should leave.
場合は、お帰りしている。

If you are back.
もしされています。

If you have been.
もしされている。

If you have been.
posted by ageispolis at 5:05 PM on August 6 [7 favorites]

If you're negative you can get it to match up instantly.
posted by Phalene at 5:06 PM on August 6

Oddly poignant:


Summer wind, blowin from across the sea
Of course, it is still warm walk by yourself
All summer long, we sang a song while, walk on the golden sand
Two Lovers, the summer wind

Like painted kites, the evening of the day flyin is
World, under the blue sky, a new umbrella
Since then, Piper is known as the use of this software
And I, lost in the wind of summer

The autumn wind, the wind came from the winter
Is not empty yet
lullabies last night, he estimated a sigh
My fickle friend, the summer wind
posted by lumpenprole at 5:07 PM on August 6

That's funny Cortex, I get:

If you have saved
I have breakfast
in the fridge
and I eat a plum.

So sweet and delicious
it is cold
I'm sorry
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 5:07 PM on August 6

Instead, it should not be given
Down to the absolute
I, I, I do not run and I'm making a dessert
You'll never touch the
Would have to say
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

Get thing thing a grammy, stat.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 5:07 PM on August 6

There are known knowns. We know what you know. Known is known. If you can see, in other words, not clear. However, it is known as unknown. Also, I see him, please.

This is almost as sensible as Rumsfeld's original.
posted by allen.spaulding at 5:09 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Finally, a tool we can use to answer every AskMe question ever!

This is the source of the groove of the nut.

TITSOTGOTN.
posted by rokusan at 5:10 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Convergence was achieved after 3 repetitions of a single
posted by gurple at 5:10 PM on August 6

Mercy of God.
posted by hattifattener at 5:10 PM on August 6 [2 favorites]

I can't decide if these are Zen koans or Oblique Strategies.
posted by Greg_Ace at 5:12 PM on August 6

Surprisingly enough, I am easily amused in both English and Japanese.
posted by JaredSeth at 5:13 PM on August 6

Also, at the end of Wendell.

Home drunk, go to your dad.

takes a combination of MeFi injokes to get the best effect:
If too long, my lawyer, I can not read your blog entries do not change
(and getting there was half the fun)

Her mother was already FAKKADOROPPU
posted by wendell at 5:14 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

White
Chicken

REDDOHOIRUBARO

are dependent
on

rain water beside
the glass
posted by cortex at 5:15 PM on August 6

ROSUTOINTORANSURESHON

Well, yeah I guess that makes sense...
posted by the other side at 5:16 PM on August 6 [2 favorites]

A bird in the hand ....
posted by gudrun at 5:17 PM on August 6 [2 favorites]

What is it? Sadly, young American, a decline of education in more ways than one. I was recently at the grocery store, the checkers were unable to identify portabello mushrooms. , That she was wrong ... I is not new at the checker.
posted by 31d1 at 5:18 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

What's the longest sentence someone can come up with that converges instantly?
posted by smackfu at 5:19 PM on August 6

Like, I can be fake?

Heh. Perfect.
posted by The Card Cheat at 5:20 PM on August 6

In the future, you must change your profile.
posted by geos at 5:21 PM on August 6

My Channel: Panama Plan!
posted by cortex at 5:22 PM on August 6

Or another fun game is to see what the longest sentence that goes to the shortest equilbirium.

What was once was, is once again no more. => recode. Yep, that's it.
posted by smackfu at 5:22 PM on August 6

Administrator! Please hope me!
posted by Rhaomi at 5:23 PM on August 6

Sigh. How the hell 弱りました became 弱RIMASHITA saddens me. If I could restart my life at age 18 I'd definitely go into the specialization of automatic language translation. Dammit, if & when it is developed such that it actually works for commonday stuff it's going to be just as big as the internet.
posted by @troy at 5:23 PM on August 6

also, I was fraudster.
posted by geos at 5:23 PM on August 6

It's all part of life for my country, our children, the color of this letter, you must reduce the content of your dreams

"Equilibrium found!
That didn't even make that much sense in English."

posted by ageispolis at 5:23 PM on August 6

I know, I know, Monty Python did it better, but I enjoyed this regardless: I completely HOBAKURAFUTOUNAGI.
posted by heeeraldo at 5:23 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Hmm...

All I HOBAKURAFUTOUNAGI are.
posted by darkstar at 5:24 PM on August 6

Damnation, heeeraldo!
posted by darkstar at 5:25 PM on August 6

I was fraudster

The truth revealed!
posted by carter at 5:25 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Vision and heart.
posted by rusty at 5:25 PM on August 6

One weird thing is that "I am" always gets converted to "I'm". They actually map the Japanese to the contraction?
posted by smackfu at 5:26 PM on August 6

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 5:28 PM on August 6 [14 favorites]

We are great, I feel the end of the world.
posted by geos at 5:29 PM on August 6

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 5:29 PM on August 6

Thus, the end of the world mixed with sexual activity.
posted by empath at 5:31 PM on August 6

They should consider better input handling.

(Protip: It'll run javascript for you too.)
posted by sparkletone at 5:31 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Secretariat of the League, in 1000, expanded my Shabbos fucks.
posted by Devils Rancher at 5:31 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

No Stairway? Bogus.
posted by rusty at 5:31 PM on August 6

Write your congressman!
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 5:32 PM on August 6

Please please please please please do not imagine a heaven. If the test is easy!
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 5:34 PM on August 6 [2 favorites]

This is the best tree
That should not appear in the poem
posted by cortex at 5:35 PM on August 6

Expectations? You can see every one of us. Expectations?
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 5:36 PM on August 6

If you are stupid, I think it's stupid to stay close to the infection.
posted by Bookhouse at 5:40 PM on August 6

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.

That was excellent. And reminds me of this.

Also, holy cow, THIS was difficult?!
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 5:42 PM on August 6

Calls to represent ZALGO HAIBUMAINDO confusion
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 5:42 PM on August 6

Calls, he has a bad bad thing, it.
posted by plastic_animals at 5:43 PM on August 6

this is really my problem, i can imagine the information

huh.
posted by thatelsagirl at 5:43 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Rolling Stone, missing my family? Do you feel anything?
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 5:44 PM on August 6

mathowie --> mathowie

mat how ie --> Matt

mat how e --> E-mail Matt

math owie --> Mathematics Injury

matt haughey --> Mr. MATTOHOHI

Jackpot.
posted by Rhaomi at 5:44 PM on August 6 [2 favorites]

We belong to the base.
posted by exogenous at 5:45 PM on August 6 [2 favorites]

First off, this is really fun!

However, it seems kinda like lazy programming not to have it catch "equilibrium" cycles of length > 2.
posted by Salvor Hardin at 5:45 PM on August 6

Also, the REAL trick is to intuit a phrase that, when sent through this machine, comes out in equilibrium with a different, completely intelligible phrase. I'll let you know...
posted by Salvor Hardin at 5:47 PM on August 6

Our country, family, and we detected the wings of a dream.

You must make decisions in your country. Whether or not terrorism?

I can eat in your family is difficult.

I am for peace, love can stay in the fish.

Tennessee, Texas, the old DDA terms - and I, I'm in Tennessee - and once, shame on me fool - please see the dust. Coins - GOMAKASEMASEN again.

Also, to reduce taxes, people are tired, I have a reason. If we last for reform of the health of the economy, you need to strengthen the right of the assistance of many drugs. Um, helping, oh, it must be job creation. We support the economy and put it in the right direction. Health care reform and tax cuts, tax cuts can be used for tax cuts for Americans - in the field of trade and opportunity, I very much support, um, I work in a competition that was created was looking for. We will see many opportunities for me. Under the umbrella of job creation of all things.
posted by the other side at 5:48 PM on August 6

Holy crap, East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94. I think you broke it.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 5:48 PM on August 6

Oh! Sleep! I have a buffet!
posted by Hlewagast at 5:49 PM on August 6

This is really my problem. I can imagine the information.
posted by six-or-six-thirty at 5:49 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Move the
posted by scratch at 5:49 PM on August 6

Aw, dang

This is fun all the same.
posted by six-or-six-thirty at 5:50 PM on August 6

SEMORINAPIRUCHADO, climb the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary PENGINHAREKURISHUNA sing.
He must be kicking EDOGAARANPO.
I eggman, they eggmen, Odobenus rosmarus
GUGU joob ayin.
posted by Sys Rq at 5:52 PM on August 6

Warren G has been consumed on the road.
posted by evisceratordeath at 5:55 PM on August 6

This monkey's gone to heaven.
posted by plastic_animals at 5:57 PM on August 6

We know know know know.
posted by Two unicycles and some duct tape at 5:57 PM on August 6

However, it seems kinda like lazy programming not to have it catch "equilibrium" cycles of length > 2.

It's interesting; judging by the much-increased speed at which the results will sometimes come in once it hits the cycle point, there's clearly caching going on at some stage, though I don't know if that means the local code is actually recognizing a cached result or if the translation API they're using is just serving up a cached result really fast.

the_jam, can you get us the skinny on the implementation? I'm curious about what is vs. isn't being done and whether any of this is still in-progress.
posted by cortex at 5:58 PM on August 6

This is like some kind of existential crisis right here.
posted by six-or-six-thirty at 6:00 PM on August 6 [12 favorites]

"To be or not to be, that is the question" yields whether the problem
posted by Ndwright at 6:02 PM on August 6

I'm sleeping in the mother,
My stomach, my wet fur froze hunched.
6 miles of country living in a dream loosed,
I have nightmares of the explosion of a black fighter.
When washing the turret is a dead horse.
posted by geos at 6:03 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Hours.
posted by Ndwright at 6:04 PM on August 6

AMEJINGUGURESU! I save a sound like a sweet guy! And today, is not in the list below, this reference is lost.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 6:05 PM on August 6

Um.
posted by SkylitDrawl at 6:08 PM on August 6

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

If you talk about drunk, people are looking at a lot of intellectual power.
posted by axismundi at 6:09 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Panic.
posted by geos at 6:11 PM on August 6 [31 favorites]

The rock around the clock
Comets and BIRUHEIRI

1, 2, 3:00, 4, rock,
5, 6, 7, 8, rock,
9, 10, 11:00, 12:00, rock,
Has been locked in all night tonight.

I'm worn to participate in the High Street.
We have seen some interesting strike
We are locked at night
Light rock Sesame 'is locked to.
We, the clock tonight, I will move the stone.

24-hour strike 2, 3, 4,
In some cases, to support the bandwidth required for long-stay
We are locked at night
Light rock Sesame 'is locked to.
We, the clock tonight, I will move the stone.

, 5 ring, 6, 7 chimes
We have the right 7 th Heaven.
We are locked at night
Light rock Sesame 'is locked to.
We, the clock tonight, I will move the stone.

When, 8, 9, 10, 11 ares
I am strong.
We are locked at night
Light rock Sesame 'is locked to.
We, the clock tonight, I will move the stone.

When attacked, the clock 12, to calm me
Round Rock to start the clock again.
We are locked at night
Light rock Sesame 'is locked to.
We, the clock tonight, I will move the stone.
posted by Sys Rq at 6:13 PM on August 6

This is like some kind of existential crisis right here.

Awesome.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 6:13 PM on August 6

What ring?
Hazard lights will not be displayed:
Learn how to fight back. Please refer to comb my hair in the mirror for both boys and girls
State Shimomizo 1, the only funk gettin 'under
posted by plastic_animals at 6:14 PM on August 6

Four score and seven of his father, a year ago, freedom, equality, has been created to drive the concept of regulation, countries of this continent.

In some countries, carriers, TESUTOSUTANDOFOKASU long civil war and the main concept. This is the main battlefield of the war. I have many people who are here as part of a special final resting place of his life. I'm not completely conform to the truth.

However, in the sense of we - we - are not allowed to cover a large land sacred to us. This brave soul, my life here, our bad, add the power of the suffering of death was sanctified by the cast. World is a little longer, here, here, and I remember that I had in mind.

We are, rather, so far, the unfinished work and personal life. Rather, we are a big issue, dedicated to remaining here - the last of us is to die for a full measure of devotion and honor here - here, one useless, they This is a great increase in the death can die in the effort to solve; this is the formation of Earth, the freedom of this country, people, new people and government of our people will disappear.

—ABURAHAMURINKAN
posted by cortex at 6:15 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Lovelock is my baby crying
posted by Nomiconic at 6:15 PM on August 6

Dick, the purpose of the punch
posted by ardgedee at 6:16 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Has anyone translated the Treaty of Westphalia yet?
posted by kldickson at 6:18 PM on August 6

Dumps.
posted by WCityMike at 6:19 PM on August 6

People do not understand the difference between capital letters and punctuation.
posted by mexican at 6:19 PM on August 6

Earlier this month, the current
posted by Sys Rq at 6:19 PM on August 6

People, sea, sky, death and destruction
posted by Nomiconic at 6:20 PM on August 6

To maintain the health of the citizens for health care to comment on this topic: This is useful to discuss the other members of the site.
posted by ardgedee at 6:22 PM on August 6

Blank screen. Fuck this.
posted by Thorzdad at 6:22 PM on August 6

Common Name
posted by ardgedee at 6:22 PM on August 6

HAI GUISE, how do I see the tlansration party?
posted by kldickson at 6:23 PM on August 6

October 5 power, to please
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 6:27 PM on August 6

Capacity of the earth, to destroy the power supply, please ignore.
posted by rahnefan at 6:27 PM on August 6

Once a boring night, I was tired, suffering from weak,
Forgotten lore, quirky, strange turn --
I now suddenly nodded stupid nap,
Me and my room door, open the lap quietly.
" '," I Tis some visitor, "muttered tapping on the door of my room --
      This is nothing. "
posted by Two unicycles and some duct tape at 6:28 PM on August 6

Also: People SOIRENTOGURIN

It's not great, but now all I want to do is shout this around town.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 6:30 PM on August 6

Between the contents of the hearts of all human relationships, I have a lot of goodwill around the world

(I think I've peaked with that one.)
posted by Nomiconic at 6:30 PM on August 6

Do I contradict myself? I must contradict myself quite often. (I am large. I am full of meat.)

Though I can't figure out how "I am full of meat" got there. It doesn't produce that for just the parenthetical by itself.
posted by parudox at 6:32 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Please do not taze my friend!
posted by mistersquid at 6:34 PM on August 6

April 24, at the same time, the Earth's 4 hours a day, time, rotate the cube. The four corners of the cube of the planet. Time and freedom of speech, education of the poor in the United States, "Bull shit" is to reduce the cube blocks. Bad for your education, I have proof.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 6:36 PM on August 6

Uh oh, I found a loop.
posted by Pronoiac at 6:36 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

And... I'm done.

If sex is down, I am really thankful.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 6:38 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

the_jam, can you get us the skinny on the implementation? I'm curious about what is vs. isn't being done and whether any of this is still in-progress.

I think the speed increase is due to Google Translate still having the result cached for a period of time. There's nothing that fancy going on in the Javascript. We're hitting the Google API for each translation.

If you want to get the real scoop behind Translation Party, here's a video Will Carlough's seriously awesome demo of the site at month's New York Tech Meetup. (Demo starts at 2:30)
posted by the jam at 6:40 PM on August 6

Death is odd.
posted by aldurtregi at 6:42 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Sesame know I have lost something as usual.

...Sesame?
posted by tzikeh at 6:45 PM on August 6

The phrase in English, what do I do?
posted by davejay at 6:48 PM on August 6

2 roads, trees, branches, he is to enjoy the journey.
posted by Nomiconic at 6:50 PM on August 6

Oh wtf -

Sesame know I have lost something as usual

My kingdom for a short editing window...
posted by tzikeh at 6:50 PM on August 6

ps is displayed in the frog
posted by mwhybark at 6:53 PM on August 6

This thing is really quite accurate at interpreting Wittgenstein.

"The world is everything that is the case." --> "World."

"Whereof we cannot speak, thereof we must be silent." --> It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
posted by painquale at 6:53 PM on August 6

emily dickbrain for the free long tail generation...

Room - silence - storm - then, I have heard from the dead - is in the air

Eyes - dry and fat - Finally - room - it was breathtaking to see the development of a collection of the King --

I - will be assigned to all parts of the signature is me - I was flying for the purpose of mediation Keepsakes --

Blue - uncertain disturbance Buzz - Between the light - and me - and them - please do not please see me - the failure Windows
posted by geos at 6:55 PM on August 6

You kids get off of my lawn! = Gifts to the children of my lawn!

And this, friends, is how Wesley Crusher got sentenced to death in the Next Gen episode "Justice". A WARNING TO US ALL.
posted by tzikeh at 6:55 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

This generates high school english poetry assignments.

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
I say you may be fancier, but I do not.
Can say is that I raise, I do not.
What is up with me.
And me?
I?
I?

Rock a bye baby in the tree tops. = If the baby is, you can use the rocks and trees.
When you wish upon a star, it makes no difference who you are. = Hope Star.
posted by a robot made out of meat at 6:55 PM on August 6

My people are people and we do not remember thinking, as usual. That's my style.

It is written to use the dialect of the old wildcats.
posted by Stylus Happenstance at 6:55 PM on August 6

The power supply is damaged. Damage to the power of the unknowable.

This is far more fun than it has any right to be. Awesome link!
posted by Brother Dysk at 6:57 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

JINGURUBERUROKKU
posted by mwhybark at 6:57 PM on August 6

'Twas brillig, slithy toves vortex wabe, mome raths All mimsy outgrabe gimble borogoves.

"His son, Joe, note Jabberwock Nail Bite!, Jubjub bird frumious BANDASUNATCHISHIZUN please!"

His sword vorpal: He is a long time enemy manxome - for a while, the rest of the stomach, I knew the trees.

He and I, eye irritation, tulgey uffish, wood whiffling, Jabberwock burbled.

One, two! One, two! vorpal blade, ridicule and snacks! He died on his ugly head left.

His own "murder Jabberwock? My arms, my boy! Or frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He is happy chortled.

'Twas brillig, slithy toves vortex wabe, mome raths All mimsy outgrabe gimble borogoves.
posted by Sys Rq at 7:01 PM on August 6

Rolling, smoking in India, Jin, sipping juice. I have no money, my money in my head
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 7:04 PM on August 6

Monday!
posted by Brother Dysk at 7:05 PM on August 6

I am a man of beef!
posted by bitteroldman at 7:05 PM on August 6

Bite the metallic luster of my butt!
posted by bitteroldman at 7:08 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Shake it forever!
posted by ardgedee at 7:11 PM on August 6

Man. It turns out that "as you wish" doesn't mean "I love you" AT ALL. I feel cheated.
posted by tzikeh at 7:11 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

He often stood on the shoulders of giants.

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium...
posted by plastic_animals at 7:13 PM on August 6

I can't get this to work at all. This is what I see. I wonder if this has to do with the fact that I'm using a Japanese-localized browser? Or something else?

However, this fact is having the entertaining side-effect of making me assume you have all gone insane. I'm solipsistic like that.
posted by dubitable at 7:13 PM on August 6

Last sentence of the Gettysburg Address:

It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us… that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion; that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom; and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Minus all the punctuation the equilibrium point is:

In this case, in this country, the rest of the waste, the new government, lower mortality rates, special victims, God, death, please check the correct number. This land problem, the appropriate level is to create Takaiti.

with some interesting intermediates. But unfortunately the link doesn't work, the original phrase gets truncated, wherever it's being stored.
posted by XMLicious at 7:14 PM on August 6

If you're negative, you can get it to match up instantly.

True!
posted by BitterOldPunk at 7:16 PM on August 6

I can throw you out! I can not betray you! Is to run the desert!
posted by tocts at 7:19 PM on August 6

wicked
posted by aydeejones at 7:21 PM on August 6

I think Dave is disappointed.
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 7:22 PM on August 6 [4 favorites]

Everybody must get stoned.
To be criticized by anyone.
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 7:25 PM on August 6

For more information, please see me behind my back and be thankful.

I should open the eyes of society.

Our tears of love
posted by atmosphere at 7:26 PM on August 6

Phlebas Ohio State and non-Jewish and Jewish, he is forced to spin the wheel in the wind.
posted by sixswitch at 7:28 PM on August 6

People are worried about the number of animals you know.

Last one, I swear!
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 7:29 PM on August 6

Degradation of an ethos.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 7:29 PM on August 6

1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 Deep in the shape of the land, people with disabilities are pessimistic about the exception. Face water of the Spirit of God.
3 God is light, such as: What is the following.
4 God, I saw the light of it: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5 God, he called the light day and night. The first morning was a Sunday night.
posted by Sys Rq at 7:31 PM on August 6

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife."
posted by Saxon Kane at 7:34 PM on August 6

WAY more honest than the original:

Gin joints in all the towns around the world, I had to get inside of her.
posted by tzikeh at 7:35 PM on August 6

And she never lost her head, even when she was giving head.
posted by jrchaplin at 7:36 PM on August 6

Urine flow is a major blow.
posted by barnacles at 7:38 PM on August 6

I will have time to eat.
posted by threetoed at 7:39 PM on August 6

Question: "Ha, Ha, I do need to have sex?" A: The head of a man laughing.

The lightbulb, change, or a feminist? It's not that funny.
posted by sixswitch at 7:39 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

Lacan:
"If we conduct the subject anywhere, it is to a deciphering which assumes that a sort of logic is already operative in the unconscious, a logic which, for example, an interrogative voice or even the development of an argument can be recognized."

Becomes If, in some cases, the logical entity, the unconscious, for example, development issues, decrypt, discussions, please acknowledge the logic of the building.

How about some Derrida?
"Perhaps something has occurred in the history of the concept of structure that could be called an "event," if this loaded word did not entail a meaning which it is precisely the function of structural or structuralist thought to reduce or to suspect."

Becomes The concept and structure, the event "and" this issue, the burden is not associated with a reduction of the historical buildings of the building. (unresolved)

How about some Shakespeare?
If the sea is, the arrow, heart slings, Tis the arm of the receiver to view, please see the stupid question of the property:.
posted by Saxon Kane at 7:46 PM on August 6

Here, moral and immoral. I wrote the book I have written about? This is all.
posted by sixswitch at 7:50 PM on August 6

When you eat the bear, we will eat him.
posted by dragstroke at 7:50 PM on August 6

Please enjoy my homies.

Last night, my daughter, I opened a gap on the back of the respect of your baby.

DARADIDI, I like to party. If you have a problem?
posted by Saxon Kane at 7:53 PM on August 6

To look outside after the rain is to look into a world refreshed and begun again.
posted by sonic meat machine at 7:57 PM on August 6

I'm like a big bum, I'm not lying.
posted by Sys Rq at 7:59 PM on August 6

Hey compliance.

Every Thursday my seat, the first murder in the world of violence, a small paradise of the garden, when a recovery track, Eden, recover lost goddess of death is useful
posted by Saxon Kane at 8:02 PM on August 6

Death, and spring flowers, lavender Cruellest excitement, to commemorate the origin of the mixture was held after the rain.

And not only that, spoon bending.

And coke, and shut down the sex of the smile
posted by Saxon Kane at 8:14 PM on August 6

If you have ice cream, I give to you. If you do not even eat ice cream, I'm here.

Originally, Mt.

And, man, per day, he is feeding the fish. Life of the fish, feed him, please tell me.

The reverse side is a seamy side. (I especially like this one)

I had to try a LOT of Zen/Taoist/Buddhist sayings to find these few that turned out interesting; most ended up being either not that different, or complete gibberish.
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:15 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

OK, last one:

Read this book
posted by Saxon Kane at 8:18 PM on August 6

Meta: Translation of my children
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:23 PM on August 6

If irreversible, the human body to change the process. Therefore, please understand that I have some answers.
posted by Memo at 8:23 PM on August 6

Like someone upthread said - blank screen. Fuck it.
posted by desjardins at 8:26 PM on August 6

Sorry that I didn't save the link, but "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck..." ended up as "wood timber wood", which in Japanese appears thus:

木材木材木材

If I was silly enough to get a Japanese character tattoo, I would definitely get this one. For some reason, having wood+timber be a stylized forest was just absolutely beautiful to me.
posted by pandaharma at 8:28 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

I, I please see him. Then I always have snacks.
posted by juniper at 8:28 PM on August 6

> My milkshake brings all the boys in the garden

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

posted by Fiasco da Gama at 8:30 PM on August 6

Oh, gotta try some Palin. Thesis: The translation will not be significantly less coherent.

"Denali, the great one, soaring under the midnight sun. And then the extremes. In the winter time it's the frozen road that is competing with the view of ice fogged frigid beauty, the cold though, doesn't it split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs?"

"Denali, the big one, jumped under the midnight sun. Extreme. , Some solo, in winter, the beauty of marble, the road race, the cold Sourdoughs Cheechakos, or can or freeze?"

"It is as throughout all Alaska that big wild good life teeming along the road that is north to the future."

"Alaska, nature, lifestyle, the future is injected along the road north."

"We'd roll up our sleeves, and we would diligently sow and reap, and we can still do this to carve wealth out of the wilderness and make our living on the water, with strong hands and innovative minds, now with smarter technology."

"Our lives, the role of natural stone, the spirit of innovation, acquisition of technology is good, you can sow the seeds of a powerful water issues, please explore the richness of you."

Tragically, at that point the translating software killed itself. Sorry for ruining it everyone.
posted by rusty at 8:37 PM on August 6

And then on a Biblical note:

I am a child of God is always IKEMASE, I killed the love of your life, I was born in the world. (King James Version)

This world is love of God: He is like him, the loss of eternal life, the son of his creative ideas. (International Standard Version)

His death is my life, my son in the world of God's eternal love. (New International Version - Though without equilibrium)
posted by pandaharma at 8:39 PM on August 6

Oh, my soul, my dish, dumplings SUZANSONTAGU woman, cat, curved, high fiber, good scotch, overvaluation of the stories behind the gallows. RIHAVEIOZUWARUDO I believe his performance. Or I believe
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 8:41 PM on August 6

Oh my, your pocket, in the case of bananas, if you are pleased with me?
posted by spicynuts at 8:41 PM on August 6

We can be very hard for your family meals.
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 8:46 PM on August 6

He, he, Jesus Christ, all crazy, because I was with him, my da was not, he is the spirit of the perfume is my first collection in my arms to feel, I said.

Eat your heart out, Joyce.
posted by cortex at 8:58 PM on August 6

Spring, spring
time and the sweet
sweet lovetime
Hurray!

You too, cummings.
posted by cortex at 9:04 PM on August 6

Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that's no matter - tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms further... And one fine morning - We had a ship that has occurred.
posted by clorox at 9:05 PM on August 6

"She discovered a hole in a stained-glass window of the bishop of the blond", it spat back like some grey-phospher Natalie Merchant, and said I oughta be ashamed of that kind of smut talk. A hundred translation databases out there, and I was stuck with the prude. Bay Area was in the rain.
posted by ormondsacker at 9:07 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

I will be exposed to anus.
posted by homunculus at 9:07 PM on August 6

"When a white horse is not a horse" -> "The white horse is a horse."
posted by clorox at 9:09 PM on August 6

I eat
the plums
in
the refrigerator

breakfast
will
probably
save

Therefore,
the cold sweet taste,
and I beg
your forgiveness
posted by clorox at 9:17 PM on August 6 [2 favorites]

Selections from a Classic American Songbook

Rockets red glare,
the bomb is in the air
24 hours of the explosion
has set up a flag

Well, the vast sky,
the beautiful orange color,
the mountains and the plains of the dignity
of the true size of the waves of purple,

God, America, I said celebrate
the love of the land.
She has them,
the next in the circle
will be induced to stand during the night.

I'm his sweet country,
land free sing tis.
Land, my father,
from a pile of dead pilgrims,
release all
the pride of the ring.


Selections from a Contemporary American Songbook

To do this, today,
stand to protect her,
I have a question: I have to love the land.
God, bless America.

The dead man was born
in downtown.
I started to kick in
when the crash to the ground.

America, Fuck Yeah!
Hairy appearance, to save the day again!
America, Fuck Yeah!
Suck my balls, sucking on my bottom.
posted by cortex at 9:29 PM on August 6

If anyone else is unable to see the page, try what I did: set your text encoding to Western Europe or something OTHER than Unicode (or CJK, etc.). That did the trick for me.
posted by armage at 9:34 PM on August 6

Pain of a razor,
wet river;
acid stain
and convulsions.
It is a gun legally. ;
Nooses In extreme cases,
you can live
with the smell of gas.
posted by cortex at 9:38 PM on August 6 [1 favorite]

2 is a sound one and lost one. In order to process your sound?
posted by armage at 9:41 PM on August 6

If you're wondering about the please please please cycles in some of these things, be aware that in Japanese, politeness is built into verb conjugation, as well as other aspects of the language.
posted by CrunchyFrog at 9:46 PM on August 6

I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm
posted by Item at 9:47 PM on August 6

I have green eggs and ham is not in love.
posted by Pater Aletheias at 9:49 PM on August 6

We are keen to work in the American dream, the devil
In the evening the apartment is the glory of suicide car
Cage Highway 9, chrome crack, fuel injection lines and ring
The back of the package, the youngest baby, our town from the bone, if you are trained, have to be a death trap!
We are in the city of his birth, the baby is to run
posted by equalpants at 9:58 PM on August 6

I preach preachy kiss kiss talk to him. He is an indecent act in the parking lot of my attempts, I have a soda
posted by equalpants at 10:01 PM on August 6

Splash splash NAUSAGIUSAGIUSAGIUSAGIUSAGIUSAGIRAMARAMARAMA KURIKURIKURISHI NARAMA Click HAREHARESHI Yuna Yuna
posted by 31d1 at 10:09 PM on August 6

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
posted by liza at 10:14 PM on August 6

This year, my poor boy's death will be based in New York.
posted by gamera at 10:14 PM on August 6

I mean in the face of SUKUIZUBORONYAMAKARONI

White Chicken REDDOHOIRUBARO are dependent on rain water beside the glass

Pound's "In a Station of the Metro" is pretty wonderfully poetic in every iteration, becoming a song with a constant, slightly shifting refrain:

The apparition of these faces in the crowd; Petals on a wet, black bough.

These ghost face in the crowd; wet, petals of black branches.

These ghostly face in the crowd; Wet, black branches petals.

These look like a ghost in the crowd; Wet, black branches petals.

Among the crowd, these look like a ghost; Wet, black branches petals.

In the crowd, like a ghost, look for these; Wet, black branches petals.

Like a flock of ghosts for those, look, wet black branches petals.

A flock of these ghosts, and, like the petals of the wet black branches.

And the flock of ghosts, like the petals of the wet black branches.

The herd of ghost-like petals wet black branches.

Petals wet black branches, like a flock of ghosts.

Wet black branches of a herd of ghost-like petals.

Wet, black branches, like a flock of ghosts of the petals.

Wet, black branches, like a flock of ghosts petals.

Wet, black branches, like a flock of ghosts petals.
posted by Saxon Kane at 10:18 PM on August 6 [6 favorites]

Mom died. It depicts the death of the trigger of a gun to his head.
posted by Saxon Kane at 10:27 PM on August 6

Laurie Anderson, meet, uh, Laurie Anderson:

But I'm not sure,
I know.
I have a message
for you.

Here is a plane.

So please prepare
well.
You can receive
your payment.
posted by cortex at 10:32 PM on August 6

People, all black or
PURAIBETOSEKKUSUMASHIN Quest?
Shaft!
Right heart.

And his brother,
head of risk to humans?
Shaft!
Can you dig it?

When you catch,
do not seem to get the risk of all cats?
Shaft!
Right!

Shaft, this cat is a bad mother --
Shut up!
Shaft me talkin '.
We then dig in the CAN IT!

He was a complex man,
was part of the women he knows.
John Shaft!
posted by cortex at 10:39 PM on August 6 [2 favorites]

I like big butts and I cannot lie > I'm like a big bum, I'm not lying.

It takes two to make a thing go right > For more information, continue to meet the right one

straight outta compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube > AISUKYUBUSUTORETO KONPUTONKUREIJI, the name of the external

Drop it like it's hot > As heat
posted by desjardins at 10:42 PM on August 6

She is the fat around the house Yo soil around my house
Yo momma, she is the dam of the collision of a parked car.
Yo mama, she is fat in your zip code.
Yo my steak was a tie on the head of the dog and his mother.
posted by cortex at 10:52 PM on August 6

If you stop listening, I invented a new brand of ice cream cooperation.
posted by maqsarian at 11:07 PM on August 6

I am the Walrus.
posted by clearly at 11:08 PM on August 6

... For me, please use the complete rules. From other people is impossible. I will be thinking of you. It is recommended that you understand. Good-bye, and other deserts, pathetic'll, he has disappointed me is running.
posted by Pronoiac at 11:09 PM on August 6

Dammit, Solon...
posted by Pronoiac at 11:20 PM on August 6

Almost indefinitely, and little fleas fleas fleas, and the back of the mouth, and the free market. Now fleas, flea-like road.
posted by lukemeister at 11:28 PM on August 6

Monday is my day, I call you.
posted by armage at 11:30 PM on August 6

community weblog --> KOMYUNITIUEBUROGU
posted by Rhaomi at 11:31 PM on August 6 [2 favorites]

67 71 Meta-Continent Conference, in commemoration of the revolution 10 points!
posted by lukemeister at 11:35 PM on August 6

I have to avoid the appearance of a sunny day is a bad, bad night. I Please worship the devil ... the power of five light green lantern!
posted by maqsarian at 11:40 PM on August 6

"Hey, he just broke the President!"
posted by zippy at 11:43 PM on August 6

Justice, evil, tyranny of the self, iniquities focusing on all aspects of the path. In the name of charity, the blessing, his brother in the darkness, the valley, and my parents and I are all children? Shepherd? Been destroyed in the attack on my brother, I will retaliate with anger and venom of a surprise. I know the name of the Lord.
posted by maqsarian at 11:50 PM on August 6

Japanese people have words for EVERYTHING!
posted by woj at 12:23 AM on August 7 [1 favorite]

The following options: If the first case, and read the surface of the noodles, you need to read this text.

I just noticed each translation gets its own little extra comment at the end. Mine was "That didn't even make that much sense in English."
posted by gubenuj at 12:26 AM on August 7

This guy is obviously a warm, warm day, set fire to him, he is the rest of my life.
In that sense is good, it is a miracle.
Dark flamethrower, please light from a curse.
Sink, fresh water to the newts, 100 bank account number, please consider the transition.

All with apologies to Terry Pratchett.

I used to do this with Russian when I was bored, then ran the results by a Russian friend of mine, who regrettably didn't get it.
posted by neewom at 12:49 AM on August 7

The horse ran past the barn fell.

Pony, I find the balance of the suspect.
posted by iamkimiam at 2:22 AM on August 7

A seal walks into a club

Equilibrium found!

This seal is back in the club
posted by iamkimiam at 2:24 AM on August 7

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch!"
The man went to a bar, said "Ouch!"
The man in the bar "that hurts!"
It hurts the bar "Man!"
This is bar "hurts people."
This bar, "It hurts people."
This bar, "hurts people."
This bar, "hurts people."
Equilibrium found!
posted by iamkimiam at 2:30 AM on August 7 [1 favorite]

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.
posted by Cantdosleepy at 3:12 AM on August 7

I am not a crook.
posted by adrian_h at 6:18 AM on August 7

I'm *this* close to registering BAKKUMARIGAN as a sock puppet. I'm trying to read that book right now, and it is kicking my stupid, ignorant ass.

Also, How one or 1 or 2 or 3 or 2, or March 1, 2, 1 or 2 glasses?

Good question.
posted by Devils Rancher at 6:50 AM on August 7

I need to see it.
posted by shakespeherian at 7:00 AM on August 7

This is not possible.
posted by lunit at 7:03 AM on August 7

Funky, green color, get the microphone as the old batch.
posted by shiu mai baby at 8:07 AM on August 7

¡El website-o no es el work-o !

Am I doing something wrong or is it supposed to be a gray page with just the word "share" on it?
posted by Mister_A at 9:19 AM on August 7

If anyone else is unable to see the page, try what I did: set your text encoding to Western Europe or something OTHER than Unicode (or CJK, etc.). That did the trick for me.
posted by armage at 1:34 AM on August 7

Thank you very much!
posted by fish tick at 9:20 AM on August 7

Two birds with one hand, the value of President Bush
posted by schleppo at 9:21 AM on August 7

GUDDOMONINGUAMERIKA! I think it will be a great day. Sky, smile, sun, will race in the United States. Good morning surge.

Today, film, television and violence. However, this is a very long time, and its value or use, whether you are dependent on the wind? All the happy, smiling in a positive light, people can create tears of family and good luck.

You my newsletter, in my opinion, are plotted.

Welcome, new insect overlords

Thread, I'll go home
posted by Saxon Kane at 9:47 AM on August 7

I DAUNSAUSUPAKU We will spend the time. Temptation humble and friendly. I close the plight of DAUNSAUSUPAKU. Adequate parking, night and day, and live in the neighborhood, cry a lot. If you relax, read a headline in South Park. My big fat titties, I'm a big girl like a girl vaginas. DAUNSAUSUPAKU I met my friend.
posted by Saxon Kane at 9:53 AM on August 7

Fear the day when the bombs stop falling.
posted by jon_kill at 10:01 AM on August 7

Common-law marriage, the vibration?
posted by bookish at 10:47 AM on August 7

Green ideas sleep furiously colorless
posted by rafter at 11:11 AM on August 7

I love the pectoralis major and pectoralis minor.
posted by tr33hggr at 11:39 AM on August 7

Please mouth. Before offering my dog happy.

My productivity just went dramatically downhill.
posted by tr33hggr at 11:50 AM on August 7

Fun! Carl Tashian has had a version of this online for numerous years, that uses Babelfish and goes through several languages before the final result.

"Groove is in the heart" becomes
"This is the center of the groove"
vs. Tashian's Multibabel results
"In the furrow of the memory"

"The seasons don't fear the reaper, nor do the wind, the sun, and the rain" becomes
"This season, I am a threat of rain and rent"
vs.
"Station don' In the harvests they are scared the team of employees, of the wind, Sunday and rain with the T."
posted by notashroom at 12:08 PM on August 7 [1 favorite]

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
becomes
"? Wood and timber wood timber?" (I think I broke it.)
vs.
"How much would wood, of that one a beaver of America play, if a beaver of the wood of America could play?"
posted by notashroom at 12:11 PM on August 7

The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.
posted by papercake at 12:33 PM on August 7

Ok, who want's to play reverse-engineer-the-dirty limerick?

Hong Kong cervical cap, girls and computers. Cry, bell, she said, "I am looking for a shot!" Rang.

Geyser-like worm, is led by a handsome young man: most of my sperm, is sufficient backstroke.

Once was a girl from Nantucket. Chuck was her boyfriend. She almost laughed as FUKUSA my jaw. I suck at my job!

This is dangerously fun.
posted by vapidave at 4:17 PM on August 7

I have to avoid the appearance of a sunny day is a bad, bad night. I Please worship the devil ... the power of five light green lantern!

Neat, but not as good as my favorite translation of the Green Lantern oath.
posted by CrunchyFrog at 11:07 PM on August 7

Rot Lop Fan, eh? That means it's time for some Alan Moore!

Voila! This is a humble vaudevillian veteran, is the fate of the victims, the villains are cast as the ups and downs of prices. Face of the sky, the vestiges of the veneer, the voice of the people's vanity. However, the source and courage, deputy kills pests vouchsafing victims are voracious violation of malignant vivified vanguarding is difficult to declare. The value of revenge, the guard is to establish the credibility, not to waste the efforts of a virtuous decision. If you can see in some cases simply VISHISOWAZUFUREZU to add me, it was called veers.

The translator broke when I tried to put the whole thing through at once.
posted by maqsarian at 3:37 AM on August 8

Already DANPUAPPU!
posted by zadcat at 8:22 AM on August 8

and a love story..
posted by zadcat at 8:33 AM on August 8

Your momma jokes are just too much. Too, too funny.
posted by iamkimiam at 9:51 AM on August 8

"Christ and the people I like."
posted by Bizurke at 10:22 AM on August 8 [1 favorite]

This acquisition is important to remove the air of almost all sex.
posted by desjardins at 2:03 PM on August 8

He is in love with him, you know the love of him. I'm from far away, I love him.
posted by maqsarian at 3:53 PM on August 8

Ingsoc, visionary, new believers, in fact, represents the inner world of the appropriate mode.
posted by maqsarian at 3:56 PM on August 8

If the cat is the work of others, we want to see something like a cat.
posted by maqsarian at 4:25 PM on August 8

"It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium." Face it, we're all prisoners

Palin's beat poetry did some marvelous stuff, but you can't beat Patrick McGoohan.
posted by arcticseal at 9:37 AM on August 10

Also, Primal Scream codified: We are loaded with free.
posted by arcticseal at 9:40 AM on August 10 [1 favorite]

Here are walking down the street. We can see from the interesting to see everyone.
Hey, we Monkees, the music is busy, our people are monkeys.
Do you want to do something for us? We do not have time to get restless. It's always something new.
Hey, we Monkees, the music is busy, our people are monkeys.
This is an attempt to reduce. If you are playing and singing. We were young or something?
Hey, Hey we are the Monkees are. We're please to see it. We may come to your town.
Hey, we Monkees, the music is busy, our people are monkeys.
posted by Sys Rq at 10:30 AM on August 10

What are you talking about?

Infinity reached.
posted by desuetude at 8:49 PM on August 14

Fuck you = Mess.

Shame on me?
posted by desuetude at 8:56 PM on August 14

United States, aerospace, and his Russian President Vladimir Putin, head and rear? Alaska. This is the right frame.
posted by mazola at 3:36 PM on August 17

There isn't guaranteed to be an equilibrium, is there?
posted by grobstein at 3:37 PM on August 17

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Mercy of God.
posted by memebake at 3:39 PM on August 17 [2 favorites]

No. Although this one is a cycle. That's not guaranteed to happen either, is it? . . . That's what I get for phoning in my required Algebra class.
posted by grobstein at 3:41 PM on August 17

In grad school, my friend Emily & I did this between French & English whenever we needed to email about boring practical matters, like finalizing plans for going out. No we didn't speak French.
posted by jeffburdges at 3:48 PM on August 17

Like Newton said:

"We are like dwarfs sitting on the shoulders of giants. We are, to me, the people at the top of the page and many people will be moved."

original: "We are like dwarfs sitting on the shoulders of giants. We see more, and things that are more distant, than they did, not because our sight is superior or because we are taller than they, but because they raise us up, and by their great stature add to ours."
posted by Hairy Lobster at 4:23 PM on August 17

If I have seen further, it is because I am stepping on the toes of giants.
posted by grobstein at 4:35 PM on August 17

God does not play dice.
into Japanese
神はサイコロを再生していません。
back into English
God does not play dice.
posted by Hairy Lobster at 5:35 PM on August 17

My friend, you must keep it secret. You can mete out punishment for our sins. Let us reward the innocent. Grave robbers, the fact that, in shock, I have a friend who is in the center of the universe?
posted by anthom at 5:55 AM on August 18

Damn, I was all set to post this, and now I find out I'm two weeks behind the curve!

The body of my post would've been Translation Party round-trips a phrase through machine translation until equilibrium is reached and the title its equilibrium Words, the balance of the party after the conversion, to convert the machine.
posted by finite at 10:02 PM on August 19

For anyone who is still lurking: it appears they improved their translations somewhat. Some of them are funnier, but others lose some of the hilarity.
posted by Saxon Kane at 11:59 AM on August 30