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Partake of the bread in the hands of Dr. Ronald Chevalier, author of all 10 Cyborg Harpy Trilogies. Allow him to irrigate your barren earth with fresh dreams. Learn the Art of Relaxating, or how to explode a creative atomic bomb inside your mind. Do not overlook the sublime excerpt from him upcoming Cyborg Harpies audiobook.
Or just see him in the new film Gentleman Broncos.
Or just see him in the new film Gentleman Broncos.
The quote was actually "Allow me to irrigate your barren earth with fresh cream."
Shudder.
posted by bpm140 at 4:13 PM on August 13, 2009
Shudder.
posted by bpm140 at 4:13 PM on August 13, 2009
Wait a minute, I know that guy! I saw an ad for Gentlemen Broncos with Sam Rockwell riding a flying deer with rocket launchers mounted on its sides. I was confused, but wandered onwards. Now I understand.
posted by filthy light thief at 4:23 PM on August 13, 2009
posted by filthy light thief at 4:23 PM on August 13, 2009
a flying deer with rocket launchers mounted on its sides
they're called "battlestags"
posted by dogwalker at 4:27 PM on August 13, 2009
they're called "battlestags"
posted by dogwalker at 4:27 PM on August 13, 2009
Just to raise the pedantry bar, bpm140, the quote is "Let me to irrigate your barren earth with fresh cream." No less shuddersome.
Even though it's pretty much just an ad for an upcoming movie, it's pretty good. I don't see how Gemaine + the creator of Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre can really go wrong.
posted by Barry B. Palindromer at 4:46 PM on August 13, 2009
Even though it's pretty much just an ad for an upcoming movie, it's pretty good. I don't see how Gemaine + the creator of Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre can really go wrong.
posted by Barry B. Palindromer at 4:46 PM on August 13, 2009
It's like Garth Merenghi meets that movie with Malcolm in the Middle and John Adams!
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 4:49 PM on August 13, 2009
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 4:49 PM on August 13, 2009
Ah, and the pantheon of battle-creatures grows. (Previously: bear cavalry, bears with guns, the penguin army, and tiger cavalry)
posted by filthy light thief at 4:51 PM on August 13, 2009
posted by filthy light thief at 4:51 PM on August 13, 2009
Honestly, what's better than an Omnichord?
Nothing. Nothing is what's better than an Omnichord. Which is not to say I prefer nothing over an Omnichord; that would, in fact, be the literal opposite of the truth.
I hereby suggest that there be a MeFi music challenge requiring use of an Omnichord, thus triggering an explosion of Omnichord-purchasing activity on eBay.
But you will not see me there, sir; no, no you will not, for I already have access to Omnichords, in the plural. I do not own them, but neither does the person whose possession they are in, for no one person can truly own an Omnichord. The Omnichord owns you, and its power of ownership is such that this also represents the natural order of things even in Soviet Russia.
Omnichord.
posted by davejay at 5:00 PM on August 13, 2009
Nothing. Nothing is what's better than an Omnichord. Which is not to say I prefer nothing over an Omnichord; that would, in fact, be the literal opposite of the truth.
I hereby suggest that there be a MeFi music challenge requiring use of an Omnichord, thus triggering an explosion of Omnichord-purchasing activity on eBay.
But you will not see me there, sir; no, no you will not, for I already have access to Omnichords, in the plural. I do not own them, but neither does the person whose possession they are in, for no one person can truly own an Omnichord. The Omnichord owns you, and its power of ownership is such that this also represents the natural order of things even in Soviet Russia.
Omnichord.
posted by davejay at 5:00 PM on August 13, 2009
This stuff came out in March. I wish there was more.
posted by pseudostrabismus at 11:06 PM on August 13, 2009
posted by pseudostrabismus at 11:06 PM on August 13, 2009
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The gallery is pretty special as well.
posted by Kattullus at 4:08 PM on August 13, 2009