Tane

August 14, 2009 4:00 PM

Tane. Happy friday!
posted by whir (26 comments total)

via pictures for sad children.
posted by whir at 4:02 PM on August 14, 2009

That's pretty tane.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 4:03 PM on August 14, 2009

Taint.
posted by Ratio at 4:07 PM on August 14, 2009 [1 favorite]

*checks dictionary for definition of "best of the web"*

*doesn't find Tane mentioned at all*
posted by hippybear at 4:11 PM on August 14, 2009

Taint.
posted by pracowity at 4:11 PM on August 14, 2009

It's like a less developed, more eyetwisting version of superbad.com
posted by deadbilly at 4:11 PM on August 14, 2009 [1 favorite]

So far, I've just been clicking through stuff. This is not enjoyable in the slightest.
posted by djgh at 4:26 PM on August 14, 2009

It's like a more developed, less eyetwisting version of zombo.com.
posted by klarck at 4:30 PM on August 14, 2009

It's only dull if you haven't gotten to the end of it.

WOULD YOU LIKE THE HINT? _
( -100 ZENNY )
posted by boo_radley at 4:38 PM on August 14, 2009

Is there anything past the "weekend" page? Not that I wouldn't be willing to sit there and groove out to it for minutes on end--I just don't see a spot to click through.
posted by Prospero at 5:00 PM on August 14, 2009

Tane is mostly just annoying. Pictures for sad children, however, I kinda like. So all in all let's call it even.
posted by scalefree at 5:07 PM on August 14, 2009

Prospero: "Is there anything past the "weekend" page? Not that I wouldn't be willing to sit there and groove out to it for minutes on end--I just don't see a spot to click through."

You gotta click it with the beat, man.
posted by flatluigi at 5:13 PM on August 14, 2009 [1 favorite]

(here's where it ends up, btw)
posted by flatluigi at 5:17 PM on August 14, 2009

Suck it haters. Tane is ok (not great, though).
posted by Burhanistan at 5:20 PM on August 14, 2009

Suck it haters superlatives. Tane is ok (not great, though).
posted by filthy light thief at 5:30 PM on August 14, 2009

I don't get it. But did you know that in that line from "Proud Mary," she's actually saying "Pumped a lot of 'tane down in New Orleans"? I always thought it was "pain," and it was a heroin reference. But apparently 'tane means octane, as in gasoline.
posted by ottereroticist at 5:31 PM on August 14, 2009 [1 favorite]

The line is supposed to be "pumped a lot of pain," according to John Fogerty, who ought to know, seeing as how he wrote it. Tina Turner sang the wrong word.
posted by cerebus19 at 5:56 PM on August 14, 2009

Not that I wouldn't be willing to sit there and groove out to it for minutes on end

Wonderfully, he seems to have tagged all the music used in the pages, the one for the weekend page is called The Weekend, by Micheal Gray.
posted by hellojed at 6:04 PM on August 14, 2009

I like the Icy Demons sample.
posted by orme at 6:16 PM on August 14, 2009

Entertaning.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:32 PM on August 14, 2009

I like THE INTERNET better.
Note: Refresh to make it change.
posted by Memo at 6:38 PM on August 14, 2009 [1 favorite]

Tina Turner sang the wrong word.

Very interesting, cerebus19, thank you. I guess it wouldn't have killed me to Google, huh?
posted by ottereroticist at 6:52 PM on August 14, 2009

Oh man, I was sitting there bracing myself for a shocker after every click. I'm glad I made it to the end.
posted by pravit at 8:32 PM on August 14, 2009

This is your cheat sheet for the whole thing. I liked it.
posted by Submiqent at 8:50 PM on August 14, 2009

# Thanks, I knew I recognized the tune on ‘face2.’ Icy Demons rock.
posted by ijoshua at 10:21 PM on August 14, 2009

reminds a bit of scrumpdillyishous land
posted by sexyrobot at 1:19 AM on August 15, 2009