初音ミク】ベースで「牛乳飲め!」演奏してみた【これはひどい】
August 15, 2009 5:04 AM   Subscribe

The onlt SLYT post you'll ever need- That's IF your're looking for a SLYT of a drag wearing, awsome bass playing, milk drinking, bedroom performing, Japanese guy
posted by mattoxic (62 comments total) 13 users marked this as a favorite

 
Hmmm. Do you have something in red?
posted by humannaire at 5:17 AM on August 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


Delivers what it says on the milk carton.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 5:22 AM on August 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


Made it to 1:12. But regretting it now.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:29 AM on August 15, 2009 [3 favorites]


wow
posted by flyinghamster at 5:41 AM on August 15, 2009


I have no idea why I watched that first thing in the morning, or what sort of tone it is going to set for the day...

I think I'm mostly just jealous that he pulls off the Loli look better than I could.
posted by JoanArkham at 5:44 AM on August 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


If you look at his profile information he describes himself as: "H.J.Freaks means a project for making music, performance, and multimedia producing which lead by South Korean bassist whose name is Hyunmo Kim who "hopes to be the world's greatest stupid idiot bass player"."

The profile also links to his blog, which is written in a mixture of Japanese and Korean, where he calls himself a "perverted middle-aged otaku." You can also check out his collection of guitars and basses.

Bonus: Playing bass on Korean TV not in cosplay drag (there's some interesting use of traditional Korean instruments there).
posted by needled at 5:48 AM on August 15, 2009 [3 favorites]


Wow. Now my head hurts.
posted by SkylitDrawl at 5:49 AM on August 15, 2009


I hate this video for the infinitesimal chance that a hot Japanese girl dressed up in the same outfit, got the bass and camera ready, searched YouTube one last time, found this video and went "Meh, it's been done" before packing away the camera, dress, and bass.
*shakes fist*
Curse you, internet!
posted by PontifexPrimus at 5:53 AM on August 15, 2009 [10 favorites]


I spent the whole time I watched the video (which is about half of it) wondering how he kept those pigtails attached to his fairly short hairstyle.

Oh, and why he's on the bed in a black leotard...watching himself play? And kind of smooshing his own body parts?
posted by xingcat at 5:59 AM on August 15, 2009


The hypnotic awfulness of that fucking J(K?)-pop was such that I barely registered I'd been staring at a man's nylon-pinched thighs for several minutes. I didn't think he could possibly redeem this horror, until he bust out some Priest.
posted by Kandarp Von Bontee at 6:04 AM on August 15, 2009


South Korean bassist whose name is Hyunmo Kim

OP, you might now consider adding the korean tag?
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:04 AM on August 15, 2009


got to :53. Not enough bleach in the house. Must dig eyes out with spoon now.

I have loved you all.
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 6:10 AM on August 15, 2009 [2 favorites]


So, when he was on the bed in the black leotard, was he giving himself a monthly breast exam? Does that make this some kind of public service announcement? If so, more PSAs should include German beer maiden outfits. Hot.
posted by philotes at 6:27 AM on August 15, 2009


so this is some kind of test right? to see how far you get into the video before realizing... why am i watching this? i made to the second cutaway of him in the black outfit.
posted by fuzzypantalones at 6:27 AM on August 15, 2009


Just because something exists does not mean I have to know about it.

/not crappist
posted by fourcheesemac at 6:32 AM on August 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


Kurosawa's "Seven Samurai" is on cable right now, so I'm really experiencing the full range of, you know, culture and stuff.
posted by gimonca at 7:01 AM on August 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


You had me at "awsome bass playing"; you lost me when he was playing a 5-string.
posted by elmer benson at 7:07 AM on August 15, 2009 [3 favorites]


This guy has a lot of balls.

Yep. There they are.
posted by ColdChef at 7:26 AM on August 15, 2009 [5 favorites]


Um, according to the text on the screen, the black leotard part is supposed to be "breast largening massage exercises, also OK for men!"

#_#
posted by monocot at 7:30 AM on August 15, 2009


Dad! Turn off the webcam!

Jeez.
posted by milquetoast at 8:03 AM on August 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


I would like 4 minutes and 30 seconds of my life back, please.
posted by shoesietart at 8:05 AM on August 15, 2009


And what was with the milk and the ruffled bloomers and the retching and the boat. I did envy his thin, shapely thighs.
posted by shoesietart at 8:06 AM on August 15, 2009


cool
posted by the_very_hungry_caterpillar at 8:14 AM on August 15, 2009


I don't know what I just watched... but it was AMAZING!

Also, that has to be some of the best video editing ever.
posted by Drainage! at 8:15 AM on August 15, 2009


MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
posted by jkaczor at 8:18 AM on August 15, 2009


Yes! Yes! That's exactly what I was looking for!
posted by belvidere at 8:19 AM on August 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


Also, his Maiden videos are also pretty fucking cool.

Especially him trying to sing in English that he may or may not understand.
posted by Drainage! at 8:20 AM on August 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


I'm glad I started out the day with something so silly and absurd- sets the tone properly for the rest of it.

xingcat, he has long hair in the Priest video Kandarp von Bontee linked to, so unless he cut it, no pony tail attachments required.

Thanks for the post, mattoxic.
posted by small_ruminant at 8:23 AM on August 15, 2009


Woa, look at that guy! If we rounded up a few more like this, we could totally started a new meme about how Japanese people are crazy wand have an unfathomable culture. That would be pretty neat.
posted by Sova at 8:39 AM on August 15, 2009


Slap bass angers bears
posted by Artw at 8:41 AM on August 15, 2009 [8 favorites]


sweet jesus... this is funny for new reasons.
posted by hellslinger at 8:55 AM on August 15, 2009


I'd like to coin two new acronyms:

YSLYTINF or Your Single Link YouTube Is Not Funny

This would be for people that post a really shitty link that just isn't funny.

and the second:

YSLYTINAFAYTII or Your Single Link YouTube Is Not As Funny As You Think It Is

For those who post a link going "BEST YOUTUBE EVAR!!!111!!" and it's clearly not.
posted by Talez at 8:58 AM on August 15, 2009


Meh.. he's nothing special covering the metal tunes. All flash and no substance. He plays the Maiden tunes wrong and plays Priest as a slap bass line which it isn't. I wonder if he can finger the 32nd notes in the chorus of PainKiller? Doubtful.
posted by jtoth at 8:59 AM on August 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


I'll give him credit for dressing to the music. No frilly skirts when he's playing Painkiller and no wolf-moon teeshirts during the anime stuff.
posted by ardgedee at 9:00 AM on August 15, 2009


BEST YOUTUBE EVAR!!!111!!
posted by swift at 9:20 AM on August 15, 2009 [3 favorites]


Sova: "Woa, look at that guy! If we rounded up a few more like this, we could totally started a new meme about how Japanese people are crazy wand have an unfathomable culture. That would be pretty neat."

Korean. He's Korean. We've discussed this. It's further up the thread. Read it, the tailor your snark to the facts. That way, you don't look like such a douche.
posted by benzo8 at 9:27 AM on August 15, 2009


Korean prison cells are so well equipped.
posted by Burhanistan at 10:54 AM on August 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


Metafilter: Tailor your snark to the facts.
posted by Burhanistan at 10:55 AM on August 15, 2009 [4 favorites]


Well, I for one was certainly entertained. And sligthly unsettled...
posted by Harald74 at 11:06 AM on August 15, 2009


Does that make this some kind of public service announcement?

I thought it was a commercial for a cruise ship, actually. Not for everyone.

The guy's got pretty nice legs, though.
posted by rokusan at 11:27 AM on August 15, 2009


He's a milk lightweight, that's for sure.

I once drank somewhere between 2 and 3 liters in one pull back in high school. Didn't wanna go for a run afterward, but I didn't barf.
posted by CaseyB at 11:36 AM on August 15, 2009


"A stupid world provided by a stupid one to make sense who are really stupid."

I can understand why the people who hated it might hate it, but not why anyone who hated it would watch for more than 20 or 30 seconds, it's not like it's unclear what you're dealing with right off the bat. All I can say is, dude looks very content doing his thing.
posted by nanojath at 12:34 PM on August 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


Thank you. This was awesomely awesome.

For weeks, my on line experience has been dominated by crazy ass American idiots screaming their ill-informed opinions about ObamaCare. I was beginning to believe that the only thing to come out of the free access and anonymity provided by the internet is a sad race to the bottom, furthering the fear and isolation present in society.

This guy is the antidote to that notion.
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 12:35 PM on August 15, 2009


Please pass the brainbleach.
posted by andreaazure at 12:46 PM on August 15, 2009


That was quite unusual.
posted by tellurian at 1:13 PM on August 15, 2009


Has that whole part of the world become completely obsessed with manga imagery of stylized pubescent schoolgirls?
posted by longsleeves at 1:21 PM on August 15, 2009


He's a milk lightweight, that's for sure.

Most the Asians I know are lactose intolerant and can't drink it at all.
posted by small_ruminant at 2:13 PM on August 15, 2009


Did you see this in his other videos? Pyongyang Hardcore Resistance -- hard core techno from North Korea?
posted by Anything at 3:16 PM on August 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


He would he be an awesome one man wedding band. After the rituals are done and people have finished dinner, a small space is cleared on front of the hall. This guy enters in a white silk dress, with a knowing smile, knowing that he is outshining all of the bridal maids. Starts slapping overfast anime tunes. People rejoice and dance. Milk is served and there is a cruise in the end. Everybody loves the otaku.
posted by Free word order! at 3:29 PM on August 15, 2009


> Most the Asians I know are lactose intolerant and can't drink it at all.

Of the many South Koreans I know, none are lactose intolerant.

If he horked from drinking milk, it's going to have more to do with pounding down a lot of milk rapidly than with lactose intolerance.
posted by ardgedee at 3:52 PM on August 15, 2009


That Pyongyang Hardcore resistance video is awesome and does not involve lolita cosplay. No eyebleach required.
posted by benzenedream at 4:00 PM on August 15, 2009


From his profile:

"Influences: Greg Lake, Steve Harris, Rudy Sarzo, Bob Daisely, Geddy Lee, John Myung, Billy Sheehan, Tetsuo Sakurai, Yoshihiro Naruse..... "

I like him! =D

And if any one is wondering about the, um, nice boat at 4:08....It's a bit complicated to explain the meme but lets just say it involves patricide, murder, anime, boats and 4chan.
posted by shoebox at 4:05 PM on August 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


I'd like to coin two new acronyms:

YSLYTINF or Your Single Link YouTube Is Not Funny

This would be for people that post a really shitty link that just isn't funny.

and the second:

YSLYTINAFAYTII or Your Single Link YouTube Is Not As Funny As You Think It Is

For those who post a link going "BEST YOUTUBE EVAR!!!111!!" and it's clearly not.


Oh well, I suppose you're just not a drag wearing, awesome bass playing, milk drinking, bedroom performing, Japanese kind of guy.
posted by mattoxic at 4:57 PM on August 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


"The dull morass of Western culture I have been born and nurtured in has left me with no words to describe this video," says Joe Sloan, singer for the great '80s/'90s S.F. band Spot 1019.
posted by doncoyote at 4:59 PM on August 15, 2009


Korean
posted by Artw at 4:59 PM on August 15, 2009


So, The Internet is done now, right? Last one out turn off the lights?
posted by Cyrano at 6:03 PM on August 15, 2009


What makes this the single best YTL evar is that this dude used to be the CEO of Nortel.
posted by storybored at 8:35 PM on August 15, 2009 [3 favorites]


That was great. Way too much milk however.
posted by lmm at 8:41 PM on August 15, 2009


God, people are fucked.

Not the guy in the video.

He's awesome.

Other people.

Sad people.
posted by Gamien Boffenburg at 2:04 AM on August 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


Better than all of Coldplay’s work combined and performed by Jesus
posted by hooptycritter at 7:58 AM on August 16, 2009


I have watched this every day since OP put it up. Thank you mattoxic.
posted by Geezum Crowe at 8:53 AM on August 19, 2009


I have watched this every day since OP put it up. Thank you mattoxic.

It's probably not a good idea to let this thing fester in your subconscious like that.
posted by Burhanistan at 8:56 AM on August 19, 2009


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