Replace "MASS" with "MAN" and replace "ENERGY" with "SPIRIT"

August 23, 2009 11:54 AM

"Not boring, without hesitation nor concern for fibbing, I can honestly say with a knowing that out of 8 billion that live or have lived here, none have shared my wild ride through hyperspace, with awareness." Mark Mohr has been battling the Devil for ZILLIONS AND ZILLIONS of years.

Mark Mohr lives in New Jersey and he has been battling The Millionth Council, The Devil, The "Government," KEMTRAILS, and Donna Summer since before time was time. Mark believes the 12th Planet isn't actually a planet. It's a artificial structure that contains the "Christ Android."

You can read about his daily trials against the hyper-dimensional space demons, or you can hear it from his own two lips.

THE MEANING OF LIFE, with our host, Mark Mohr. (mp3) (NSFW, cursing, screaming)
1. INTRODUCTION to OUR HOST MARK FROM NEW JERSEY
2. FREQUENCY of the ATOMS
3. INTERDIMENSIONAL TECHNOLOGY
4. CPU'S of the 25TH CENTURY
5. 12th PLANET
6. AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A TERRA-WUSS. PAY WITH CREDIT
7. WAIT A MINUTE! ALL YOUR PHYSICS KNOWLEDGE IS ANTIQUATED
8. COMMON SENSE KICKS IN
9. I SMELL THE STENCH OF TIME TRAVEL
10. ANDROID & ANGEL = ONE'S A SPIRITUAL WORD, ONE'S A SCIENTIFIC
11. 10 to the TRILLIONTH POWER
12. PSALM IV - DONNA SUMMER IS the DEVIL

[p.s. He cross posts across a few other blogs.]

posted by d1rge (10 comments total)

I think that as I grow older I find mental illness less and less funny.
posted by zerobyproxy at 11:58 AM on August 23, 2009 [8 favorites]

"lolcrazies", just without the lols.
posted by anansi at 12:07 PM on August 23, 2009

Is this really mental illness or is it fiction? The wild slang he uses makes it sound like it is being written in the future or something.
posted by orme at 12:07 PM on August 23, 2009

I think that as I grow older I find mental illness less and less funny.

Indeed. I'd rather mock something just as crazy and a lot scarier.
posted by fleetmouse at 12:10 PM on August 23, 2009 [1 favorite]

@orme, there are times when he becomes pretty articulate about time travel and physics. He uses some words that sounds like "pie-glopeez" and "pie-ko-glories" like you would units of measurements. I don't know what he's talking about as a cursory Google search doesn't bring up anything.
posted by d1rge at 12:14 PM on August 23, 2009

No no I did not say that no . . . WOULD YOU SHUT UP!

tc;dl
posted by nola at 12:24 PM on August 23, 2009

It sounds like he's having a phone conservation, but the other guy was edited out. What's actually going on here? Why would he record himself talking to himself?
posted by Electrius at 12:36 PM on August 23, 2009

What's the point of this?

Listen.

The people who write stuff like this and Time Cube and so forth?

They are mentally ill.

That's not a euphemism, as in "man, these guys are crazy". They are actually, factually, literally mentally ill.

They are people suffering from a terrible disease. I don't know that it's any more appropriate to laugh at them (or to hold them up as objects for our curiosity and amusement) than it is to laugh at cancer patients.
posted by ixohoxi at 12:37 PM on August 23, 2009 [1 favorite]

I think that as I grow older I find mental illness less and less funny.

Not going to bat for this in particular,
(the audio is far too grating to be listenable)
but I find it fascinating to witness, when things in the brain go even slightly off the rails, what random data gets strung together to build apparently obvious truths

of course, we have to ensure that people get whatever help they need -
but there are lessons in the works they leave behind

in fact, I'd argue that this is a slightly milder form of this
posted by sloe at 12:39 PM on August 23, 2009

Indeed. I'd rather mock something just as crazy and a lot scarier.

So all the neo-Nazis must be pro-Obama, right?
posted by Huck500 at 12:40 PM on August 23, 2009