"He looks like someone microwaved John Kerry."
August 24, 2009 9:21 AM Subscribe
"Never a handsome man to begin with, (Bill "Moose") Skowron took a turn for the worse in 1965 when he was hit in the face by Apollo 8 as it plummeted back to Earth. Then he lost a bar fight to the Yeti." The All-Time Baseball All-Ugly Team.
This post was deleted for the following reason: An idea with promise, sorta, but the execution sucks, yeah. -- cortex
Moose Skowron was on 'Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me' a while ago. He was friggin' hilarious.
Best quote "We mighta had some cocktails in us back then, but we sure didn't take no steroids!"
He probably deserves his own FPP.
posted by lumpenprole at 9:30 AM on August 24, 2009
Best quote "We mighta had some cocktails in us back then, but we sure didn't take no steroids!"
He probably deserves his own FPP.
posted by lumpenprole at 9:30 AM on August 24, 2009
Most of these people aren't even unattractive, and some of the commentary associated is downright offensive, and I'd like to think I don't get offended easily.
George Foster was lurking in the parking deck, patiently waiting to rape you.
Are you fucking serious?
posted by scrutiny at 9:32 AM on August 24, 2009 [1 favorite]
George Foster was lurking in the parking deck, patiently waiting to rape you.
Are you fucking serious?
posted by scrutiny at 9:32 AM on August 24, 2009 [1 favorite]
Got a feeling this post ain't long for this world.
Kinda like those atomic elements that have too many neutrons or something.
posted by Afroblanco at 9:35 AM on August 24, 2009
Kinda like those atomic elements that have too many neutrons or something.
posted by Afroblanco at 9:35 AM on August 24, 2009
This is not the best of the web. It's probably a lot closer to the worst.
posted by a womble is an active kind of sloth at 9:35 AM on August 24, 2009
posted by a womble is an active kind of sloth at 9:35 AM on August 24, 2009
Oh man, brilliant. Sending to fellow MLB co-workers.....now!
posted by adamms222 at 9:36 AM on August 24, 2009
posted by adamms222 at 9:36 AM on August 24, 2009
I dunno about insulting Bill Skowron. He would not brook your sass. The dude's probably eighty or ninety and I think he'd still up and take a swing at a dude for saying that.
posted by boo_radley at 9:36 AM on August 24, 2009
posted by boo_radley at 9:36 AM on August 24, 2009
also I blame seanbaby for this kind of thing. People think they can just turn out poorly thought out offensive nonsense and rake in page hits. That's not the case.
posted by boo_radley at 9:37 AM on August 24, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by boo_radley at 9:37 AM on August 24, 2009 [1 favorite]
OK, clearly this is not working out. Delete away, I suppose.
posted by hifiparasol at 9:38 AM on August 24, 2009
posted by hifiparasol at 9:38 AM on August 24, 2009
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