I want that. I want all the new software. I want everything that will distract me from my job and everything that I was told not to install. I want that betaware. I want that shiny toolbar. I want that pornography. I want that webcam app. I want to run that Facebook thing with my mom. I want that Weatherbug with an astronomy screensaver. I want to punch the monkey on sketchy gore sites. I want those camgirls. I want to run Windows 95 in its own screen. I want that map package that lets me zoom around Chicago. I want emails about the after hours martinis on my Blackberry. I want something that lets me turn my cursor into a sparkly hand. I want the power to surf anything. I want administrative access.
"Good article but honestly fix your CSS. The article was great before I moved past the fold. Is repeat so hard to spell out in code?"
"...So if you have a better way to word a background-repeat statement, by all means share, i'll be happy to fix it if I buggered the syntax. Otherwise, fucking off would be a good option."
You know why people don't pee on the toilet paper at home? Because they are the janitors.
MS. GREENBERG: Okay. Our next question comes from Jim Finkle:
Can you please let the staff use an alternative web browser called Firefox? I just – (applause) – I just moved to the State Department from the National Geospatial Intelligence Agency and was surprised that State doesn’t use this browser. It was approved for the entire intelligence community, so I don’t understand why State can’t use it. It’s a much safer program. Thank you. (Applause.)
SECRETARY CLINTON: Well, apparently, there’s a lot of support for this suggestion. (Laughter.) I don’t know the answer. Pat, do you know the answer? (Laughter.)
UNDER SECRETARY KENNEDY: The answer is at the moment, it’s an expense question. We can --
QUESTION: It’s free. (Laughter.)
UNDER SECRETARY KENNEDY: Nothing is free. (Laughter.) It’s a question of the resources to manage multiple systems. It is something we’re looking at. And thanks to the Secretary, there is a significant increase in the 2010 budget request that’s pending for what is called the Capital Investment Fund, by which we fund our information technology operations. With the Secretary’s continuing pushing, we’re hoping to get that increase in the Capital Investment Fund. And with those additional resources, we will be able to add multiple programs to it.
Yes, you’re correct; it’s free, but it has to be administered, the patches have to be loaded. It may seem small, but when you’re running a worldwide operation and trying to push, as the Secretary rightly said, out FOBs and other devices, you’re caught in the terrible bind of triage of trying to get the most out that you can, but knowing you can’t do everything at once.
SECRETARY CLINTON: So we will try to move toward that. When the White House was putting together the stimulus package, we were able to get money that would be spent in the United States, which was the priority, for IT and upgrading our system and expanding its reach. And this is a very high priority for me, and we will continue to push the envelope on it. I mean, Pat is right that everything does come with some cost, but we will be looking to try to see if we can extend it as quickly as possible.
It raises another issue with me. If we’re spending money on things that are not productive and useful, let us know, because there are tens of thousands of people who are using systems and office supplies and all the rest of it. The more money we can save on stuff that is not cutting edge, the more resources we’ll have to shift to do things that will give us more tools. I mean, it sounds simplistic, but one of the most common suggestions on the sounding board was having better systems to utilize supplies, paper supplies – I mean, office supplies – and be more conscious of their purchasing and their using.
And it reminded me of what I occasionally sometimes do, which I call shopping in my closet, which means opening doors and seeing what I actually already have, which I really suggest to everybody, because it’s quite enlightening. (Laughter.) And so when you go to the store and you buy, let’s say, peanut butter and you don’t realize you’ve got two jars already at the back of the shelf – I mean, that sounds simplistic, but help us save money on stuff that we shouldn’t be wasting money on, and give us the chance to manage our resources to do more things like Firefox, okay?
Oh sure, there’s a point that the site should be upgraded, but right now, it costs zero dollars to maintain, while upgrading it solely so that another browser can use it will cost...not zero dollars.
There is a surprising amount of browser unawareness (there was a article about this in the WSJ today which I can't find the link to, talking about how frustrated Google is at at the lack of Chrome adoption).
You would not expect to go to HR and say that you wish to get paid daily and if it is the same rate as getting paid weekly what is the difference, why can't you just do it? And then you shoot off an email when HR denies you and suddenly HR gets e-mail from some high level boss that says "This is a good idea let's try it!"
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