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September 2, 2009 1:19 PM   Subscribe

Guess what? glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.
posted by swift (47 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: This is one of those things where I can appreciate it being out there as bit of apt rhetoric but I really, really don't think we need to do it here. -- cortex



 
I was fine leaving this on reddit (I am still fine leaving this on reddit).
posted by allen.spaulding at 1:21 PM on September 2, 2009 [2 favorites]


Terrible.
posted by box at 1:21 PM on September 2, 2009


Oh yeah, I see this thread as having a pretty short lifespan.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 1:21 PM on September 2, 2009


ur doing it wrong
posted by EatTheWeak at 1:21 PM on September 2, 2009


Guess what? IflaggedyourawfullyobtuseandignorantpostandtoldyousoeventhoughIwassupposedtojustmoveon!
posted by mrmojoflying at 1:22 PM on September 2, 2009


Thank God that someone on the left is restoring parity with the Birthers.
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 1:22 PM on September 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


Look, if you're going to make shitty one-link inflammatory wtf posts, at least do everyone the courtesy of having the deleted posts script installed so you can tell if you're moron 1 or moron N of the day. Previously.
posted by carsonb at 1:22 PM on September 2, 2009


if the huckleberries are too tart, i roll them in confectioners' sugar
posted by EatTheWeak at 1:23 PM on September 2, 2009 [5 favorites]


I know this was deleted last night and will be deleted again, but I think it's sort of funny.
posted by Bookhouse at 1:23 PM on September 2, 2009


I like to sprinkle Frosted Flakes on top of the sweet potato pie before baking - it makes for a sweet, cripsy crunch.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 1:24 PM on September 2, 2009


You got your fark in my metafilter!
posted by yhbc at 1:24 PM on September 2, 2009 [2 favorites]


ihateglennbeckasmuchasanyreasonablepersonbutthisissomeprettyweaksauce.flagged.
posted by porn in the woods at 1:24 PM on September 2, 2009


HEY GUYS I'M EATING A WHOLE PIE
posted by loquacious at 1:25 PM on September 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


Really?
posted by kaseijin at 1:25 PM on September 2, 2009


What is the deal with this exactly?
posted by Perplexity at 1:26 PM on September 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


Pretty amusing, actually. This cracked me up:

The police records don't indicate that he raped and killed a girl, but they could have been falsified. We may never know the truth about this.
posted by brain_drain at 1:26 PM on September 2, 2009 [2 favorites]


when frying cubed potatoes, I give them a quick boil first to soften them up a little, thus hastening the frying.
posted by EatTheWeak at 1:27 PM on September 2, 2009


This is exactly what Glenn Beck said would happen.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:27 PM on September 2, 2009


This thread will be deleted to further the conspiracy.
posted by jeffamaphone at 1:27 PM on September 2, 2009 [6 favorites]


What do prefer - regular apple pie, or Dutch apple?
posted by Iridic at 1:27 PM on September 2, 2009


we should be better than this.
posted by nadawi at 1:28 PM on September 2, 2009


When I fry potatoes, I fry them twice. I find it makes them crispier.
posted by kaseijin at 1:28 PM on September 2, 2009


After staffing a week of town hall meetings, and watching this guy scare and rile those people up, I feel this is entirely justified.
posted by oneironaut at 1:28 PM on September 2, 2009 [2 favorites]


apple pie is gross.

in fact, i don't really like any fruit pies.

i prefer cobblers and crisps
posted by nadawi at 1:28 PM on September 2, 2009


I've been learning how to make tortillas lately. It's all about the lard and the comal.
posted by kaseijin at 1:28 PM on September 2, 2009


Yeah seriously. This is not the place for this. Go somewhere else.
posted by Lacking Subtlety at 1:28 PM on September 2, 2009


Great idea @EatTheWeek. I'm off to the store now. #shopping #potatoes #glennbeckspuds
posted by foggy out there now at 1:28 PM on September 2, 2009


Dutch apple is infinitely superior to apple. Just ask Starman.
posted by misha at 1:28 PM on September 2, 2009


what's good for the goose is good for the gander is a bad way to run your life
posted by nadawi at 1:29 PM on September 2, 2009


Key lime is the mother pie.
posted by kaseijin at 1:29 PM on September 2, 2009


Not you. The post.
posted by Lacking Subtlety at 1:29 PM on September 2, 2009


There is nothing about Glen Beck I find amusing and I just am going to sort of will him away.

INTO THE CORNFIELD, GLEN.
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:29 PM on September 2, 2009


This is an idea so bad that just mentioning this on MeFi, never mind creating the thing in the first place, incurs a significant karmic debt on your entire family line.
posted by Malor at 1:29 PM on September 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


i bake my potatoes the night before, stick them in their foil in the fridge, and then cube and fry them the next morning
posted by nadawi at 1:30 PM on September 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


dutch apple, hot, with one scoop of vanilla ice cream
posted by EatTheWeak at 1:30 PM on September 2, 2009


Glenn Beck pets unicorns and lies to cats ever since 7th grade.
posted by carsonb at 1:30 PM on September 2, 2009


we are not racing to the bottom not too fastly enough
posted by boo_radley at 1:30 PM on September 2, 2009


also: earl gray, hot
posted by EatTheWeak at 1:30 PM on September 2, 2009


FRY TWICE, I AM TELLING YOU PEOPLE FOR THE LAST TIME!
posted by kaseijin at 1:30 PM on September 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


What's the point of making your own tortilla? Seems as useful as making your own parchment paper.
posted by JayG at 1:30 PM on September 2, 2009


Glenn, careful what you carry, 'cause your sponsors are wise.
You are still a jackass in their eyes.

posted by porn in the woods at 1:31 PM on September 2, 2009


Wait, he didn't rape and murder a young girl in 1990?
posted by swift at 1:31 PM on September 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


Remember Seinfeld?

That was a funny show.
posted by Joe Beese at 1:31 PM on September 2, 2009


Because homemade tortillas are the bomb in ways that the English language is profoundly inadequate at conveying.
posted by kaseijin at 1:31 PM on September 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


brb lunch.
posted by ktrey at 1:31 PM on September 2, 2009


Sometimes I like to imagine that I am a beautiful princess.
posted by jbickers at 1:31 PM on September 2, 2009


kaseijin - shall I leave out the boiling step if employing the "fry-twice" method
posted by EatTheWeak at 1:31 PM on September 2, 2009


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