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September 12, 2009 7:07 PM Subscribe
Worst/Best Medical Device Name Ever!
Even better if you quote the abstract out of context.
"The Analgizer was found to offer four advantages. It is small and lightweight. It is versatile in that it can be used with or without a face mask and with its built-in “diluter hole” open or closed. In addition, it is disposable, thus preventing cross-contamination".
Even better if you quote the abstract out of context.
"The Analgizer was found to offer four advantages. It is small and lightweight. It is versatile in that it can be used with or without a face mask and with its built-in “diluter hole” open or closed. In addition, it is disposable, thus preventing cross-contamination".
This post was deleted for the following reason: This is very weak for a FPP. -- pb
The Analgizer: Recommended by America's Top Analrapists.
posted by Ratio at 7:10 PM on September 12, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Ratio at 7:10 PM on September 12, 2009 [1 favorite]
It's a bit disappointing, as this thing is not intended for shoving up the ass.
posted by Mister_A at 7:12 PM on September 12, 2009
posted by Mister_A at 7:12 PM on September 12, 2009
I'm afraid to say "eponysterical" because that is probably some kind of spiky thing for stimulating your Islets of Langerhans.
posted by Sidhedevil at 7:13 PM on September 12, 2009
posted by Sidhedevil at 7:13 PM on September 12, 2009
Thanks for the analysis. I've been trying to think of an analogy to the hilarity of the Analgizer's name, but I can't quite come up with an analog. Oh wait, I almost forgot the planet Uranus.
posted by I EAT TAPAS at 7:16 PM on September 12, 2009
posted by I EAT TAPAS at 7:16 PM on September 12, 2009
So this Analgizer, it dispenses an inhalable anaesthetic?
posted by Horace Rumpole at 7:19 PM on September 12, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Horace Rumpole at 7:19 PM on September 12, 2009 [1 favorite]
I'll be sure and put one of these out next to the gloves, lube, and washcloth for next week's male physicals.
posted by docpops at 7:19 PM on September 12, 2009
posted by docpops at 7:19 PM on September 12, 2009
It's doesn't seem as bad as Pfizer's Bigfuckingratswithcocksthisbig® metronidazole tablets.
posted by mazola at 7:25 PM on September 12, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by mazola at 7:25 PM on September 12, 2009 [1 favorite]
lol i get it it sounds like something you would put in your behind.
posted by furiousxgeorge at 7:26 PM on September 12, 2009
posted by furiousxgeorge at 7:26 PM on September 12, 2009
Recommended by Tobias Funke: Analrapist
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 7:33 PM on September 12, 2009
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 7:33 PM on September 12, 2009
Oof beaten
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 7:33 PM on September 12, 2009
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 7:33 PM on September 12, 2009
So a guy walks into the drugstore and says to the clerk, "I'm looking for anal deodorant."
"Anal deodorant?" asks the clerk. "I've never heard of such a thing."
The guy looks peeved. "I buy it here all the time," he says. "Your boss knows where it is."
"Well, she's out today," says the totally confused clerk. "Let's go over to the deodorant aisle and maybe you'll see it."
They go over and the guy scans the shelves, muttering impatiently to himself. "AHA!" he finally says, grabbing a stick of solid deodorant.
"That's just regular deodorant, sir," says the clerk.
The guy triumphantly waves it under his nose. "Read the directions, dummy! It says 'To use: push up bottom.'"
posted by Sidhedevil at 7:34 PM on September 12, 2009 [3 favorites]
"Anal deodorant?" asks the clerk. "I've never heard of such a thing."
The guy looks peeved. "I buy it here all the time," he says. "Your boss knows where it is."
"Well, she's out today," says the totally confused clerk. "Let's go over to the deodorant aisle and maybe you'll see it."
They go over and the guy scans the shelves, muttering impatiently to himself. "AHA!" he finally says, grabbing a stick of solid deodorant.
"That's just regular deodorant, sir," says the clerk.
The guy triumphantly waves it under his nose. "Read the directions, dummy! It says 'To use: push up bottom.'"
posted by Sidhedevil at 7:34 PM on September 12, 2009 [3 favorites]
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posted by Mister_A at 7:08 PM on September 12, 2009 [2 favorites]