October 9, 2009 5:53 PM Subscribe
posted by Decimask (58 comments total)
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You are a shark. You swim off the coast of Florida. You dive in and out of the water to smash boats, and you can pull jumbo jets out of the sky WITH YOUR TEETH
. You are Miami Shark
. Via Rockpapershotgun.
Yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.