Damn, you've short-circuited the old Jack Newton joke - "But what's his handicap?!" posted by Pinback at 5:52 PM on October 12
That... shouldn't be possible. Should it?
God, I wish my grandmother had all her marbles still. She used to moan about my golfing stance no matter what I did. She'd blow a blood vessel watching this guy's swing.
I think the only thing I successfully hit with a golf club was when my grandmother walked behind me while I was practising. posted by twine42 at 6:10 AM on October 13
For the record, I want it known that there is no provable link between my grandmother's dementia and being hit with a high speed 5 iron.
posted by Pinback at 5:52 PM on October 12