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October 23, 2009 10:28 AM   Subscribe

Klenginem does Eminem songs in Klingon. SuvwI'pu' qan tu'lu'be. Also heavy metal.
posted by fearfulsymmetry (21 comments total) 5 users marked this as a favorite

 
Wow, Eminem is better in the original Klingon.
posted by cjorgensen at 10:33 AM on October 23, 2009 [4 favorites]


reminds me of watskeburt
posted by 256 at 10:57 AM on October 23, 2009


Surely "The Real Slim Kahless" would fit better.
posted by lumensimus at 10:59 AM on October 23, 2009 [1 favorite]


excellent.
posted by mwhybark at 11:00 AM on October 23, 2009


Surely "The Real Slim Kahless" would fit better.

I rejected that as too nerdy... yeah, I know, madness.
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 11:31 AM on October 23, 2009


What is the etymology of the Klingon word for "trailer park"?
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 11:34 AM on October 23, 2009


He doesn't seem nearly angry enough.
posted by musofire at 11:39 AM on October 23, 2009


I rejected that as too nerdy

And yet you've outed yourself in the comments! Should've just gone for it, man.
posted by adamdschneider at 11:50 AM on October 23, 2009


"Originally starting from a joke..."

But it's since moved on from that, apparently.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 12:09 PM on October 23, 2009 [3 favorites]


He should go on tour with these guys.
posted by Ratio at 12:25 PM on October 23, 2009


Is Klingon really supposed to be spoken in a flat monotone? The performance sounds like it was no fun at all. And you know what they say about flat affects...
posted by scrutiny at 1:20 PM on October 23, 2009


And yet you've outed yourself in the comments! Should've just gone for it, man.

Hey I googled 'famous klingons'! I'm no Trekie! (... he types as he fires up ancient Dr Who DVD)
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 1:31 PM on October 23, 2009


*looks at incomprehensible Klingon song titles*

*goes over to Google Translate, clicks on pulldown menu*


Damn.

I imagine "Mosh" or "Stan" would be rather interesting in Klingon. Anyone who reads Klingon, did he do 'em?
posted by WCityMike at 1:47 PM on October 23, 2009


Klenginem does Eminem songs in Klingon Trekker's German. FTFY.
posted by Smart Dalek at 2:15 PM on October 23, 2009


Reminds me of the time I thought of becoming a Klingon Elvis impersonator.

man, I was sooooooooooooooooo drunk.
posted by Halloween Jack at 3:11 PM on October 23, 2009


How drunk were you?
posted by ChurchHatesTucker at 3:29 PM on October 23, 2009


I like Em best when he was doing a lot of radio freestyles, and, shortly before that, in his old battle-rhyme days (once you get past the 8 Mile stuff, there are tons of Eminem battle clips on Youtube)--he's a quick thinker, a great punchline rapper, and he's got a million ways to dis another emcee. What he doesn't have is a lot of good ideas for songs. And, like a lot of emcees, he stopped being hungry, and he fell off pretty soon after. Not that anybody asked what I think of Eminem.
posted by box at 3:51 PM on October 23, 2009


Is this something you'd have to be.... forget it. If I came up with a phrase for what you'd have to be, I'd be halfway to being it.
posted by acrasis at 3:57 PM on October 23, 2009


You just made my weekend. Thanks! I now believe that Klingon makes everything better!
posted by Eclipsante at 4:52 PM on October 23, 2009


Excuse me. I have to go kill myself now.
posted by fourcheesemac at 4:52 PM on October 23, 2009


I thought this was supposed to be Eminem parodies... I didn't find any Em songs available.

Cheated again.
posted by Netzapper at 5:22 PM on October 23, 2009


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