Seven Rules For Girlfriends
October 25, 2009 10:35 AM   Subscribe

Seven Rules For Girlfriends
posted by feelinglistless (16 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: This is a short and not particularly interesting blog entry. I know it's Sunday and all, but c'mon. -- cortex



 
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posted by Eideteker at 10:38 AM on October 25, 2009


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posted by past at 10:38 AM on October 25, 2009


I love cheap baked beans.
posted by Lemurrhea at 10:38 AM on October 25, 2009


WORRIED ABOUT MOZ
posted by Flashman at 10:40 AM on October 25, 2009 [3 favorites]


This must be one of those moderator-response-time tests they run every now and then.
posted by el_lupino at 10:41 AM on October 25, 2009


(apologies to NVC)
posted by Flashman at 10:41 AM on October 25, 2009


Anyone who gets uptight about the smiths has no right to dictate anyone else's behavior. You might as well wear a sweater knitted to read "I'm a tool."
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 10:42 AM on October 25, 2009 [2 favorites]


I thought it was cute.
posted by feelinglistless at 10:42 AM on October 25, 2009


I don't get it, I can see the page itself but the awesome isn't loading.
posted by dunkadunc at 10:42 AM on October 25, 2009 [2 favorites]


Metafilter: Thanks for the best seven months ever.
posted by Askiba at 10:45 AM on October 25, 2009


5/ Demand sex when a/ I've been out with the girls and you are sober b/ I've eaten tuna

What's the problem here.
posted by adamdschneider at 10:49 AM on October 25, 2009


Damn right you better shut your pie hole while Alan Partridge is on (and you may only open it to gleefully shout out "Ah-HAA!" with me when appropriate).
posted by kkokkodalk at 10:49 AM on October 25, 2009


Slagging off the Smiths and hugging while sleeping have been cornerstones of my 12-year marriage, though. Never tried drunken fish-breath lovemaking, because I don't really eat fish. And if he wants beans, he should buy his own.

Shouldn't it be "Seven Rather Stupid Rules for Girls Who Inexplicably Want to Date Me?"
posted by emjaybee at 10:49 AM on October 25, 2009


Sub-Hornby.
posted by box at 10:51 AM on October 25, 2009


This is why we need a "Bad Post for MetaFilter" flag.
posted by iamkimiam at 10:51 AM on October 25, 2009 [1 favorite]


Alternate title, Seven Easy Outs to Get Away From Me


Me, the author, not me, the pupdog.

I like cheap baked beans.
posted by pupdog at 10:54 AM on October 25, 2009


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