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November 2, 2009 2:05 PM   Subscribe

Here's one for the 4:20 crowd: "The Random Weed Name Generator is a free public service, providing the cannabis community with more than 45,000 unique hemp handles."
posted by GatorDavid (20 comments total) 9 users marked this as a favorite

 
I'm either too high, or not high enough.
posted by box at 2:41 PM on November 2, 2009 [2 favorites]


Heh.
posted by Liver at 3:05 PM on November 2, 2009


Corduroy Parachute.
posted by mek at 3:21 PM on November 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


Galactic pleasure dome? Huh. That reminds me, I have Master of Orion 2 installed on my computer...
posted by Zalzidrax at 3:42 PM on November 2, 2009


"Crystal Blue Mantra" sounds druggie but more rock-like rather than leafy.

Box, you may be dangerously under-high. You should probably get tested.
posted by codswallop at 3:46 PM on November 2, 2009


be-bop scooter
posted by azarbayejani at 4:02 PM on November 2, 2009


tye-dye fudge? Uh, I'll pass.
posted by GuyZero at 4:05 PM on November 2, 2009


The only problem is that all the names are equally ridiculous and equally plausible as actual monikers. I can't imagine someone saying, Oh, nobody would ever call weed that, surely.
posted by clockzero at 4:24 PM on November 2, 2009 [2 favorites]


Kalahari Moonshine
posted by sperose at 4:32 PM on November 2, 2009


Midnight Python? Not bad..
My own favourite was coined by a friend of Bumpkin's to describe his homegrown: 'Velvet Sledgehammer.'
posted by Flashman at 4:46 PM on November 2, 2009


Wish I'd come up with this one myself, all those years ago: Tasmanian Devil Weed!
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 4:48 PM on November 2, 2009


It's like the universe is conspiring to make me win at NaNoWriMo this year. Thanks!
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 4:52 PM on November 2, 2009


Bohemian Snooze Button? Don't mind if I do!
posted by jtron at 4:55 PM on November 2, 2009


I guess if you're not really involved in grower subculture, the whole idea of naming strains of pot seems silly and arbitrary, as if dealers just applied these sorts of names at will (which, I won't contest, I'm sure some of them do). However, amongst those who know their shit, any legitimately named strain (i.e., the name is applied by the grower who made the cross) can usually be traced back through the series of crosses that led to it to a small handful of strains carefully collected from around the world and successfully propogated in northern California starting in the early 70s.
posted by solipsophistocracy at 6:50 PM on November 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


raspberry pizza.

no, please.

kama sutra rollercoaster.

yes, please.
posted by ninjew at 6:51 PM on November 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


Satan's Vagina. Yes please.
posted by Kellster at 7:11 PM on November 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


"Tie-Dye Therapy" pretty much sums it up.
posted by autoclavicle at 9:00 PM on November 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


"Sophisticated Moss." Quite.
posted by captain cosine at 12:24 PM on November 3, 2009


Or maybe "Desophistocating Moss" depending on your perspective/frequency of use...
posted by solipsophistocracy at 4:15 PM on November 3, 2009


Bohemian Snooze Button. Now there's a thinker.
posted by tehloki at 10:06 PM on November 3, 2009 [1 favorite]


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