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November 2, 2009 5:09 PM   Subscribe

Two words: Juggalo furries. There's a community, too. posted by Unicorn on the cob (20 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Eh, you know what, let 'em fly the freak flags in peace. There's not much here to do besides point and laugh. -- cortex



 
Nope.
posted by Electrius at 5:10 PM on November 2, 2009


Why you do this.
posted by elizardbits at 5:10 PM on November 2, 2009 [2 favorites]


Of course, there's a community. Of course there is.

*drinks heavily*
posted by brundlefly at 5:11 PM on November 2, 2009 [3 favorites]


People.
posted by Ratio at 5:12 PM on November 2, 2009


If you don't look at 99% of the world and say "Whoa, I am glad I'm not that guy!", you don't spend much time on the internet.
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 5:12 PM on November 2, 2009


I believe Donald Fagen said it best.

Juggalo furries shake it
Juggalo furries shake it
So fine so young
Tell me I'm the only one
posted by Ratio at 5:15 PM on November 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


The mere fact that such a thing exists sends me into paroxysms of diabolical laughter.
posted by Zalzidrax at 5:20 PM on November 2, 2009


But... are they hipsters?
posted by qvantamon at 5:20 PM on November 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


.
posted by quoquo at 5:20 PM on November 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


No furryman can win my love
It's emo that I'm thinking of.
We always hang in a Juggalo Stance...
posted by evilmidnightbomberwhatbombsatmidnight at 5:22 PM on November 2, 2009


Juggalo Furs, won't you come out tonight,
Come out tonight, come out tonight.
Juggalo Furs, won't you come out tonight
And dance by the light of the moon.
posted by Ratio at 5:25 PM on November 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


You know what? I'm usually among the first to point, laugh, and mock, but I just can't find it in me.

So they're Juggalo Furries. So they make art I don't like and listen to music I don't like and wear outfits I don't like. So they have their own internet community. So what? Who the hell are they hurting and who the hell am I to point and laugh?
posted by dersins at 5:26 PM on November 2, 2009 [5 favorites]


I really, really miss my ability to be shocked and surprised. A Juggalo furry could fall down out of the sky, land on my nose and wiggle, and I'd be all, "Rule 34. Yawn."
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 5:31 PM on November 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


Who the hell are they hurting

The universe.
posted by Ratio at 5:35 PM on November 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


Juggalo....


...I am dissapoint.
posted by Avenger at 5:37 PM on November 2, 2009


How about pointing your finger at this for starters:
"Common characteristics [of juggalos] include drinking the inexpensive soft drink Faygo, wearing face paint, and displaying the 'running hatchetman' logo. They view the lyrics of Psychopathic Records artists, which are often violent in nature, as a catharsis and/or inspiration for aggression."
posted by quoquo at 5:38 PM on November 2, 2009


Man, I don't care how much you love ICP, how the hell can your favorite video games be the Backyard Wrestling titles? Those pieces of crap make Wu-Tang: Shaolin Style look like Soul Calibur.
posted by box at 5:39 PM on November 2, 2009


Metafilter can do better than this.
posted by nowonmai at 5:44 PM on November 2, 2009


My head asplode
posted by ignignokt at 5:45 PM on November 2, 2009


Thank you, box. I am now aware of the Wu-Tang controller, and I can't stop giggling.
posted by brundlefly at 5:45 PM on November 2, 2009


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