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November 5, 2009 7:22 PM

What kind of eggs you like? (alternate version. Egg standup.)
posted by orville sash (28 comments total)

wat
posted by mccarty.tim at 7:30 PM on November 5, 2009

I like how this brings a little bit of delightful black culture to whites.
posted by Awakened at 7:30 PM on November 5, 2009

I see that threebrain guy just keeps on keepin' on. Not really sure why though.
posted by nola at 7:36 PM on November 5, 2009

Oh my god. Unbearably stupid.
posted by clockzero at 7:43 PM on November 5, 2009

This brought back memories of Koko the Talking Monkey and how I used to sing this song in my head. I've matured somewhat from then.
posted by jsavimbi at 7:45 PM on November 5, 2009

Mm. I could go for some wat right about now.
posted by ErWenn at 7:47 PM on November 5, 2009

Doro wat
posted by Burhanistan at 7:53 PM on November 5, 2009

I see that threebrain guy just keeps on keepin' on. Not really sure why though.

This is a viral for the American Egg Board. He works for the AEB's ad agency.
posted by gubo at 8:14 PM on November 5, 2009

Just to be clear I'm referring to the linked animator, not orville sash.
posted by gubo at 8:17 PM on November 5, 2009

I like my eggs laid. Can you lay an egg?
posted by tellurian at 8:34 PM on November 5, 2009

Eggs, previously on metafilter.
posted by qvantamon at 8:37 PM on November 5, 2009

Can you lay an egg?

After a nice night on the town, a few drinks, and an invitation for the egg to come up and see my "etchings", I'd give myself pretty good odds, yeah.
posted by maqsarian at 8:50 PM on November 5, 2009

Awakened: I like how this brings a little bit of delightful black yolk culture to whites.

FTFY.
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 8:50 PM on November 5, 2009

More like salmonella culture, amirite?
posted by Sys Rq at 9:06 PM on November 5, 2009

egg
posted by jclovebrew at 10:09 PM on November 5, 2009

What kind of eggs do you like?

Fucking cretins.
posted by Meatbomb at 10:13 PM on November 5, 2009 [1 favorite]

Medium rare.
posted by dirigibleman at 10:18 PM on November 5, 2009

Viral for the national egg board
posted by delmoi at 10:32 PM on November 5, 2009

I mean, there is a fair amount of evidence that you are right, that this is a viral ad for the National Egg Board, but rather than diminishing my appreciation of it, that kind of makes me enjoy it even more. I mean, this is their viral ad campaign? A half completed website with two flash animations and a couple of weird blog entries?

The whole thing is so ridiculous. I also love the idea of one breakfast food coming out against another. Eggs hate waffles! In my head, they also have a strong distaste for cereal, but they're indifferent toward bacon and toast.

Oh well. I'm ok with it being a viral ad.
posted by orville sash at 10:58 PM on November 5, 2009

I see the Egg man got to you too!
posted by The Whelk at 11:14 PM on November 5, 2009

Well, I found this because of this post, and I'm okay with that.
posted by heyho at 11:16 PM on November 5, 2009

I will not stand for this waffle bashing.
posted by piratebowling at 4:48 AM on November 6, 2009

This is a viral for the American Egg Board. He works for the AEB's ad agency.

So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?
posted by Pollomacho at 5:26 AM on November 6, 2009

Green, with ham.
posted by jquinby at 5:34 AM on November 6, 2009

Eggy-blue
posted by Thorzdad at 10:30 AM on November 6, 2009

This was pretty great. Sorry, haters.

I'm no good at double dutch though.
posted by klangklangston at 5:26 PM on November 6, 2009

The donuts blink in unison.
posted by Evilspork at 7:59 PM on November 6, 2009 [1 favorite]

The donuts blink in unison.

guys i'm scared for real hold me
posted by The Whelk at 8:31 PM on November 6, 2009