Top 10 Vampire Slayers That Should Be in New Moon

November 17, 2009 10:26 PM

"I'm not used to vampires sparkling like girls at a middle school dance when they walk into the sun, I'm used to them bursting into flames. Here are 10 vampire slayers who agree with me." Awesome."I'm not used to vampires sparkling like girls at a middle school dance when they walk into the sun, I'm used to them bursting into flames. Here are 10 vampire slayers who agree with me." Hahaha, awesome.
posted by beelzebub (9 comments total)

I think you messed the post somewhere along the line, since you've basically got two versions of the same text, one hyperlinked.
posted by dunkadunc at 10:27 PM on November 17, 2009

That wasn't very good.
posted by awfurby at 10:29 PM on November 17, 2009

This viral advertising campaign for the new Mormon vamp flick is getting tiresome. They even have NPR shilling for them by remarking how their branding and marketing ramp-up is "savvy".

Thanks for using the 'Awesome' tag, btw. I almost missed this post.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:30 PM on November 17, 2009

No , it was awesome. No, it was awesome.
posted by dersins at 10:30 PM on November 17, 2009 [1 favorite]

no it wasn't
posted by dersins at 10:30 PM on November 17, 2009

It doesn't help that beelzebub is a "freelance cultural critic" and has a whopping nine comments under her belt.
posted by dunkadunc at 10:33 PM on November 17, 2009

Yeah, this is kind of sketchy. Who is PT_Tesla on this lame Ranker site?
posted by Burhanistan at 10:38 PM on November 17, 2009

Never heard of this Ranker site before. So it's like a roll-your-own cracked.com?
posted by sourwookie at 10:51 PM on November 17, 2009

These movies almost all suck too.
posted by ryaninoakland at 10:51 PM on November 17, 2009