HUMANITARY INVENTION IS THE BEST SOLUTION FOR WORLD !
November 20, 2009 9:50 AM   Subscribe

HUMANITARY INVENTION IS THE BEST SOLUTION FOR WORLD ! MY INVENTION + DETECTOR ATTACHED WITH HELIUM BALLOON = SATELLITE PHONE IN THE SKY ABOVE OF THE VOLCANO
posted by rachelpapers (8 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Crazy person + ebay listing = pretty thin post. -- cortex



 
Alright guys, 'fess up. Who will use this invention to protect space and who will use it to detect gold inside the sea?
posted by Sticherbeast at 9:53 AM on November 20, 2009


I'm going to use it to protect my low-temperature horses from the N1H1 virus.
posted by DU at 9:55 AM on November 20, 2009


I promise to use it to detect swine flu in my far-flung horses.
posted by chavenet at 9:55 AM on November 20, 2009


DU, I owe you a Coke.
posted by chavenet at 9:55 AM on November 20, 2009


This is like something from Achewood.
posted by rocketman at 9:56 AM on November 20, 2009


Ok... it's a solenoid that fires the "call" button on a mobile phone (not an unreasonable thing, if you have a cheap phone you can't control over a wire), and what I assume is a bunch of sales text machine-translated from French(?) to English.

So, what are we supposed to do? It exists, it's not terribly brilliant or terribly dumb... give me a hint here.
posted by Leon at 9:57 AM on November 20, 2009


Yeah... uh... what the fuck? Can someone translate for those of us who don't speak Timecube?
posted by Saxon Kane at 10:00 AM on November 20, 2009


I'll take two!
posted by scottatdrake at 10:00 AM on November 20, 2009


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