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December 3, 2009 6:01 AM   Subscribe

Jesus is a raisin. Fuck a hologram. Happy in Paraguay. [SLYT]
posted by slater (25 comments total) 23 users marked this as a favorite

Random stoner is random.
posted by Burhanistan at 6:04 AM on December 3, 2009


thanks for the contact high!
posted by The Whelk at 6:08 AM on December 3, 2009


Wow. Youtube wasn't kidding about adding actual HD videos; I'm seeing a real increase in quality here.

This is awesome. I am going to watch it for the fourth time now.
posted by koeselitz at 6:08 AM on December 3, 2009


So this is why people dig Star Trek so much?
posted by From Bklyn at 6:09 AM on December 3, 2009


This is also like the 4th ST: TNG *thing* I've seen in the last few days. We're well on our way to approaching memeness man it is SUNNY here today maybe I should put on some dusty springfield wait what's that-
posted by The Whelk at 6:11 AM on December 3, 2009


I also cannot stop watching it.
posted by The Whelk at 6:12 AM on December 3, 2009


Oh god, there are more of them. There goes the morning.
posted by uncleozzy at 6:18 AM on December 3, 2009


Yeah, I'm sort of alarmed at the fact that I think I've watched this around seven times now and show no sign of stopping. The moment that bumps this from "random stupid" to "a passing sort of genius" is the unexpectedly brilliant use of Rush's "Tom Sawyer" at 1:35. Also, I'm pretty sure the only word that they dubbed in correctly is the bit at 1:05 where Data says "Captain."
posted by koeselitz at 6:21 AM on December 3, 2009


Shotgun action sound effect for Picard's tunic maneuver = brilliant.
posted by steef at 6:27 AM on December 3, 2009 [1 favorite]


"Let's go smoke some weed."
posted by uncleozzy at 6:36 AM on December 3, 2009


["Turbo Lift"|"Tired of Crazy Train"|"Who Pooed on Your Dad?"|"Ritardo"|"911 Trek"|"Star Trek Outtakes - Volume II"|"Data Krupa"|"What would you do with a raisin?"|"Non Treqitur"|"Soup Kitchen in My Pants"|"Acid Trek"]

Out of all those my particular favorite is "911 Trek."
posted by koeselitz at 6:52 AM on December 3, 2009 [3 favorites]


data krupa is my favrite. FISH BEAT

dream theater lol

oh ugh i now i dont know if i can like this the editor is a 9-11 conspiracy theory moran
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:05 AM on December 3, 2009


Potomac Avenue: “oh ugh i now i dont know if i can like this the editor is a 9-11 conspiracy theory moran”

Do you really think so? If that was his honest opinion, seems like he'd come up with a more... er... sincere way to express it, wouldn't he? I'm pretty sure that whole thing was a joke. At least it's pretty funny to me to think that the crew of the Enterprise are all poker-playing conspiracy-theory nutcases.
posted by koeselitz at 7:11 AM on December 3, 2009


Worf saying "Muricuh's gettin' crazy" is just too goddamned hilarious not to laugh at
posted by koeselitz at 7:13 AM on December 3, 2009


I was never a fan of Star Trek because the dialogue was not congruent with the costumes and acting. That has all changed now.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 7:23 AM on December 3, 2009


Good god, Potomac Avenue, you're right. There's all this stuff on his band's web site about "FLU SHOT IS TOXIC!" and "9/11 HOAX!"

Well, that's it, folks. My irony meter lies in a sodden pile of rusted rubble on the floor, busted beyond all doctoring.
posted by koeselitz at 7:24 AM on December 3, 2009


DATA: Maybe we can have a casual gangbang, right here on the floor, before the doors open.

RIKER AND TROI: Uhhh

DATA: I have a half of pound of coke

RIKER: NO

TROI: YES!
posted by The Whelk at 7:35 AM on December 3, 2009


Hilarious. Not quite as good as, I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch, but right up there.
posted by misha at 8:27 AM on December 3, 2009


Relevant to my interests.
posted by Rhomboid at 9:58 AM on December 3, 2009


Thinking about it, this is precisely why God didn't make me deaf. Because if I had to read lips, this is probably what my ridiculous brain would come up with.
posted by koeselitz at 10:15 AM on December 3, 2009


Is that a cat on a scanner?
posted by tellurian at 4:06 PM on December 3, 2009


Got what it reminds me of - Sealab 2021.
posted by The Whelk at 4:15 PM on December 3, 2009


Funniest thing I've seen on the internet in awhile. Thank you internets.
posted by Bageena at 7:23 PM on December 3, 2009


They're definitely getting better over the months.
posted by yak sox at 9:36 PM on December 3, 2009


what
posted by genghis at 9:17 AM on December 6, 2009


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