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Post number 8715

logovisual — Sat, 30 Jun 2001 10:47:36 -0800

Oh me oh my: Video bootleggers have flooded the underground market with thousands of copies of a film labeled Pearl Harbor that contains only five minutes of the actual movie. The rest of the video contains hard porn material featuring Caucasian and Asian actors. All together now: At Least It's More Interesting Than The Actual Movie. (link only good until the morning of July 2nd)

By: logovisual

logovisual — Sat, 30 Jun 2001 10:49:36 -0800

Since the article's going to vanish in 48 hours, here's the short full text. Copyright its author, etc. etc.

The government of Malaysia said today (Friday) that video bootleggers have flooded the underground market with thousands of copies of a film labeled Pearl Harbor that contains only five minutes of the actual movie. The rest of the video contains hard porn material featuring Caucasian and Asian actors, the government said. Mohamad Helmi Hassan, an official of the Home Ministry (comparable to the U.S. Dept. of Justice), warned: "Parents should be careful and make sure they are buying the original version of Pearl Harbor for their children." No legal video copies of the movie have been distributed anywhere in the world.

By: frenetic

frenetic — Sat, 30 Jun 2001 12:46:05 -0800

I can't even properly express how excellent that is. I will be grinning for several hours now. Thank you hardcore pornographers!

By: dong_resin

dong_resin — Sat, 30 Jun 2001 18:21:31 -0800

Wish I'd gone to see that one instead.

By: aramaic

aramaic — Sat, 30 Jun 2001 20:52:04 -0800

..some of the finest people in the world are video and software pirates. Gods among men, I tell you.

By: Sellersburg/Speed

Sellersburg/Speed — Sun, 01 Jul 2001 00:26:32 -0800

That's like the time I bought a bootleg copy of "For the Love of the Game" and it lasted only five minutes before cutting to 2 hrs. of some guy masturbating.

By: pracowity

pracowity — Sun, 01 Jul 2001 03:51:57 -0800

> That's like the time I bought a bootleg copy of "For > the Love of the Game" and it lasted only five minutes > before cutting to 2 hrs. of some guy masturbating. It was For Love of the Game, but your eyes glazed over after the first five minutes, and then refocused on the reflection in the television screen.

By: johnboy

johnboy — Sun, 01 Jul 2001 04:18:59 -0800

um, i just got back from singapore... went across the causeway and bought up big on VCDs... one of which was Pearl Harbour.... haven't watched it yet.... mainly because i thought it was going to be boring..... i guess i'd better have a look now....

By: kerplunk

kerplunk — Mon, 02 Jul 2001 05:38:16 -0800

> before cutting to 2 hrs. of some guy masturbating. Boy that must have been sore afterwards.

By: elsar

elsar — Mon, 02 Jul 2001 07:53:26 -0800

did you watch all 2 hours?

By: Skot

Skot — Mon, 02 Jul 2001 08:16:08 -0800

IMDB hasn't noticed that their copy is actually entitled Pearl Necklace Harbor.