1. Mentally pronounce Chopin as "chop-in."This is the same process I unfortunately go through when I encounter the abbreviation for "fluid ounces." I somehow came to decide as a very small child that the "fl" in "fl oz" stood for fluoral, a word which does not exist but was likely created when attempting to read the word "fluoride" on tubes of toothpaste. The curses of learning/teaching oneself to read unfamiliar words at an early age...
2. Curse, in thought or out loud.
3. Pronounce it as "show-pan."
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So I'm gonna blow up his laptop now. K?
posted by The Whelk at 6:49 PM on December 13, 2009