While I was at college in England, Calvin enjoyed great success in the music business. His boss was a man called Lou Reizner who was the director of Mercury Records for Europe. Calvin was his A&R man, he was responsible for David Bowie's first American record deal. David was 21 years old, very beautiful and Calvin had a crush on him. Meantime Bowie had a band called "Feathers". there were three members in the group, Bowie, his girlfriend Hermione and Hutch a guitarist from Yorkshire. They were booked at the Roundhouse supporting the Who & Scaffold (Paul McCartney's brother's band). In 1968, I went to see "Feathers", this show was before the signing to Mercury Records. Calvin decided he needed to introduce me to David again as he had broken up with his girlfriend and was feeling pretty low. By now David had been signed to the Record Company and it was time to start the album. Calvin wanted to cheer him up so the album didn't suffer. This time the three of us went out to dinner. We discussed music and the album of course, Tibetan Buddhism and bisexuality, which we all agreed, we were. Soon after this, David and I were best friends and lovers.posted by tellurian at 8:00 PM on December 14, 2009
Dear Mr. O'Brien.I'd like to pretend all of the above is made up, but he was stalked, so was I (twice), so it's all the truth. I would have sent the letter another 99 times, but even I will only spend so much for a joke.
I know what it's like to be stalked. It happened to me once (actually twice). I feel bad for you. I was never stalked by a priest though. That has to be really weird.
Can I have an autographed photo? Please say yes. Or don't say anything at all, just send it to the above address.
Sincerely,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
p.s. don't make me send this letter another 99 times. Ha ha!
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