You are so tiny!

December 21, 2009 12:26 AM

New alarm clock messages from Mann Co.! Please judge me against the worst SLYT post you've ever clicked on. Goodnight everybody!
posted by vrakatar (17 comments total)

"Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman with a dress!"
posted by Chan at 12:36 AM on December 21, 2009 [3 favorites]

what
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 12:36 AM on December 21, 2009

I don't know that this post is long for this world. But I found that pretty hilarious after a bit.
posted by delmoi at 12:39 AM on December 21, 2009

Hitting the eggnog a bit early, eh laddy?
posted by chillmost at 12:41 AM on December 21, 2009 [1 favorite]

Yeah, I'm with delmoi on this one. It's more WTF? for me than anything else.
posted by pjern at 12:42 AM on December 21, 2009

this is why we can't have nice things.


rotato
posted by stresstwig at 12:43 AM on December 21, 2009 [2 favorites]

Please judge me against the worst SLYT post you've ever clicked on.

Oh dear this may not be the optimal way to maintain open communications channels to the mothership. Oh dear me, no.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 12:47 AM on December 21, 2009 [8 favorites]

"other" is a conveniently reason for flagging, I find.
posted by EatTheWeak at 12:47 AM on December 21, 2009

Conveniently broad, that is.
posted by EatTheWeak at 12:47 AM on December 21, 2009

This is the worst SLYT post I've ever clicked on.
posted by mmoncur at 12:49 AM on December 21, 2009

You're not grokking the whole best of the web part, are you?
posted by double block and bleed at 12:54 AM on December 21, 2009

Well, it was on the web, and it sure is the best of something. But dominate it out of exsistence from space if that is what fate decrees.
posted by vrakatar at 12:57 AM on December 21, 2009

Dear game developers,

You do not, repeat, do NOT, have anyone on staff who can be used as "voice talent," even in a pinch. This is what hiring a specialist is for. Thanks!

Regards,

Humanity
posted by maxwelton at 1:39 AM on December 21, 2009

maxwelton: I believe Valve do use professional voice actors. According to IMDB, the Demoman is played by Gary Schwartz.

Besides, it's supposed to be silly and over the top: that's the whole point!
posted by pharm at 2:15 AM on December 21, 2009

Here's is the man himself in action as Demoman and the
Heavy.
posted by pharm at 2:25 AM on December 21, 2009 [2 favorites]

You cannot hide ANYTHING from us, mercenaries...and now you must pay the price.
posted by Smart Dalek at 2:58 AM on December 21, 2009

"Don't judge me!"
posted by fixedgear at 4:11 AM on December 21, 2009