THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK.

December 21, 2009 1:59 PM

Amazon users review Ms. Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson's book, BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!, (paperback, on sale for $135). Despite being written entirely in BLOCK CAPITALS, this self-published work conveys its message elegantly. In fact, you don't even need to read it to understand the main argument being put forward.

Ms. Strong-Anderson also has a YouTube channel with a rather extensive profile section.

posted by the littlest brussels sprout (12 comments total)

In fact, you don't even need to read it to understand the main argument being put forward.

GOOD, BECAUSE I THINK I'VE ALREADY GOT THE GIST OF THE BOOK.
posted by UbuRoivas at 2:02 PM on December 21, 2009 [3 favorites]

If we could just reduce the US military budget by some infinitesimal amount -- maybe 1% at most -- and divert that spending into community mental health programs, I think the world would be a better place.
posted by Avenger at 2:08 PM on December 21, 2009 [1 favorite]

Lolxtians, amirite?
posted by fixedgear at 2:08 PM on December 21, 2009

SOUNDS LIKE THE AUTHOR IS ADVOCATING FOR CHRISTIAN WOMEN TO GET A CROCKETY BLOAT EVERY YEAR, POSSIBLY AFTER GETTING DRUNK ON THE DOCKS AND HAVING SEX WITH THEIR CAPS LOCKS!!!!
posted by Behemoth at 2:09 PM on December 21, 2009 [4 favorites]

LOLXTIANS CRAZY CHRISTIAN LADY IS CRAZY AMIRITE
posted by availablelight at 2:12 PM on December 21, 2009

THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A VERY GOOD BOOK.
posted by infinitywaltz at 2:13 PM on December 21, 2009 [1 favorite]

ON PREVIEW WHAT FIXEDGEAR SAID ONLY WITH CRAZY CAPS SHOUTING AND HOLY HANDS
posted by availablelight at 2:13 PM on December 21, 2009

Lolxtians, amirite?

Really?
Not LOLcrazy?
or LOLwhat'sformatting?
or LOLwhoneedseditors?
posted by Seamus at 2:13 PM on December 21, 2009

This author has given me a new found love for the publishing industry.
posted by Seamus at 2:14 PM on December 21, 2009

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posted by wcfields at 2:14 PM on December 21, 2009

Vagina Power
posted by hortense at 2:14 PM on December 21, 2009

Are holy hands like jazz hands, or is that some crude joke on stigmatas?
posted by filthy light thief at 2:14 PM on December 21, 2009