Jazzuo's contemporary game page

December 21, 2009 7:36 PM

Jazzuo makes strange (often NSFW, often incredibly difficult, always utterly bonkers) games. Most look to be windows only. Here's an interview with him.
posted by juv3nal (7 comments total)

So Toki from Metalocolypse has starting making the games?
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 9:01 PM on December 21, 2009 [1 favorite]

Ahh Dildo Tank. Good ol' Amiga games are timele- wait, what?
posted by battlebison at 11:50 PM on December 21, 2009

What the hell did you just expose me to?
posted by lekvar at 2:37 AM on December 22, 2009

Oh, wow. Never thought this dude would show up on the blue.
posted by archagon at 3:04 AM on December 22, 2009

"in this game u can play 3 different sports using the boobs

basball , basket and ping pong"

Not ONE, but THREE different sports. Using the BOOBS. I'm sold, I don't know about you guys.

(Man, I wish the Internet had been around when I was 12. Then again I kind of don't.)
posted by DecemberBoy at 5:07 AM on December 22, 2009

So Toki from Metalocolypse has starting making the games?

Actually, if the members of Dethklok were non-fictional and were to design a game for some reason, the chances are pretty good that they'd name it "Dildo Tank". Like, 100% good.
posted by DecemberBoy at 5:08 AM on December 22, 2009

The story is set in future and you have to save the world from women with no heads by shooting dildoes in their vaginas.

This sounds like my kind of dystopia. I want to live in this world of his.
posted by DecemberBoy at 5:12 AM on December 22, 2009