"This is very dangerous -- look how large those rubber penises are."
July 3, 2001 1:32 PM Subscribe
"This is very dangerous -- look how large those rubber penises are."
Probably my favorite wire story quote in months. Gads.
Probably my favorite wire story quote in months. Gads.
I'm proud to live in a country where I can debauch to my heart's content.
posted by BoatMeme at 1:41 PM on July 3, 2001
posted by BoatMeme at 1:41 PM on July 3, 2001
skallas you have scarred me for live with the site of those coke can pyramids for scale.
posted by glenwood at 1:52 PM on July 3, 2001
posted by glenwood at 1:52 PM on July 3, 2001
Oh my holy goodness!! Those really could hurt someone! I certainly am glad I can buy these all I want here in the good ole US of A, but if I was confronted with something that size anywhere at any time, I would run screaming the other way.
posted by raintea at 2:07 PM on July 3, 2001
posted by raintea at 2:07 PM on July 3, 2001
Anagram - WHAT A LARGE RUBBER PENIS = AHA, BERT! WE SPURN A GERBIL.
posted by swell at 4:08 PM on July 3, 2001
posted by swell at 4:08 PM on July 3, 2001
Of course, buying a brick of heroin in Phnom Penh is quite easy. Just go to the marketplace.
posted by Loudmax at 4:20 PM on July 3, 2001
posted by Loudmax at 4:20 PM on July 3, 2001
"The news story you requested is not available".
"Oh, thank goodness we live in such a sexually enlightened age! " :)
posted by fvw at 5:03 PM on July 3, 2001
"Oh, thank goodness we live in such a sexually enlightened age! " :)
posted by fvw at 5:03 PM on July 3, 2001
"buying a brick of heroin in Phnom Penh is quite easy."
this is true, same in mexico. trouble is, getting it out of phnom pehn, youd probably get jacked. The KR used to float alot of tar but the government didnt like this(along with gem and timber sales the KR had.) Cambodians generally have had a pretty open and healthy sexual lifestyle(Lon Nol regime and before) They just dont like the open sale of it.(i would suspect it was to blatant) The size of these things is funny, the quotes from the people are a hoot. Few countries have suffered more the cambodia. If 2 million plus of the people where killed, let them shut down flashy sex shops.
posted by clavdivs at 6:05 PM on July 3, 2001
this is true, same in mexico. trouble is, getting it out of phnom pehn, youd probably get jacked. The KR used to float alot of tar but the government didnt like this(along with gem and timber sales the KR had.) Cambodians generally have had a pretty open and healthy sexual lifestyle(Lon Nol regime and before) They just dont like the open sale of it.(i would suspect it was to blatant) The size of these things is funny, the quotes from the people are a hoot. Few countries have suffered more the cambodia. If 2 million plus of the people where killed, let them shut down flashy sex shops.
posted by clavdivs at 6:05 PM on July 3, 2001
Did I see a commercial in which Fear Factor was going to use those rubber toys for one of the challenges next week?
posted by Raymond Marble at 6:45 PM on July 3, 2001
posted by Raymond Marble at 6:45 PM on July 3, 2001
do you think the fine people at Coke are going to have a problem with that, um...product placement?
posted by BT at 8:02 PM on July 3, 2001
posted by BT at 8:02 PM on July 3, 2001
What if these are actually tiny Coke bottles?
posted by ParisParamus at 8:18 PM on July 3, 2001
posted by ParisParamus at 8:18 PM on July 3, 2001
"but if I was confronted with something that size anywhere at any time, I would run screaming the other way."
Drat.
*scribbles raintea off the list*
posted by dong_resin at 9:14 PM on July 3, 2001
Drat.
*scribbles raintea off the list*
posted by dong_resin at 9:14 PM on July 3, 2001
[Explanatory note: dong_resin is two feet tall. He no longer cherishes the notion of inviting raintea to his hilltop home and introducing her to the rest of his clan of little bearded people.]
posted by pracowity at 11:07 PM on July 3, 2001
posted by pracowity at 11:07 PM on July 3, 2001
I think it's cute that two of them are named after Prince William and Prince Harry.
Now when is someone going to make the Jenna and Barbara bushes?
posted by keli at 1:32 AM on July 4, 2001
Now when is someone going to make the Jenna and Barbara bushes?
posted by keli at 1:32 AM on July 4, 2001
Obviously they would have to be ... uh ...anatomically .... differently ... you know...
Obviously.
posted by Grangousier at 2:15 AM on July 4, 2001
Obviously.
posted by Grangousier at 2:15 AM on July 4, 2001
for what it's worth (first post), I linked this yesterday not to make fun of the sexual culture in Cambodia, but simply because it was a great quote irregardless of its point of origin.
If there's anything an Americans have no place doing, it's anything involving culture in Cambodia or Laos.
But back on topic, I was wondering why the giant dong photos were appearing on filepile last night. Super Greg! Number 1!
posted by foist at 7:07 AM on July 4, 2001
If there's anything an Americans have no place doing, it's anything involving culture in Cambodia or Laos.
But back on topic, I was wondering why the giant dong photos were appearing on filepile last night. Super Greg! Number 1!
posted by foist at 7:07 AM on July 4, 2001
"If there's anything an Americans have no place doing, it's anything involving culture in Cambodia or Laos"
what, because of Kissinger, because of the war....fuck you. you an aussie, some aussies feel very strongly about Cambodia(as i do) you been there, you seen toul sleng. Angkor Wat, the faces of those who remained. fuck-you, the resilience is profound. U.S.Govt has little to do with cambodia, as it should. The King wanted French speaking instead of English as the second language. The people want english,great quote? heres one for your sorry ass "the flames of july 4th have spread to much over the globe to be extinguished by the feeble engines of despotism" - jefferson. smoke that you poge motherfucker, your dildo tale now sickens me, the quotes were funny, but you seem to like this little dong thing to much. Watch your words, a fool can get by with foolishness, but your a punk and they need to be slapped. Use some other culture, like french, one that is overbloated and dead. And if you had any sense, youd know large dildo routine was used as a psy-op, supposedly to make asians feel inferior. HA_HA, go to some back parlor sex show in Bangkok, they make use westerners look like school kids.aaahh fuck it you wont care, youll feel no shame.
posted by clavdivs at 7:41 AM on July 4, 2001
what, because of Kissinger, because of the war....fuck you. you an aussie, some aussies feel very strongly about Cambodia(as i do) you been there, you seen toul sleng. Angkor Wat, the faces of those who remained. fuck-you, the resilience is profound. U.S.Govt has little to do with cambodia, as it should. The King wanted French speaking instead of English as the second language. The people want english,great quote? heres one for your sorry ass "the flames of july 4th have spread to much over the globe to be extinguished by the feeble engines of despotism" - jefferson. smoke that you poge motherfucker, your dildo tale now sickens me, the quotes were funny, but you seem to like this little dong thing to much. Watch your words, a fool can get by with foolishness, but your a punk and they need to be slapped. Use some other culture, like french, one that is overbloated and dead. And if you had any sense, youd know large dildo routine was used as a psy-op, supposedly to make asians feel inferior. HA_HA, go to some back parlor sex show in Bangkok, they make use westerners look like school kids.aaahh fuck it you wont care, youll feel no shame.
posted by clavdivs at 7:41 AM on July 4, 2001
Will this thread merge with the Japanese groping thread at some point? What a lovely way to celebrate the Fourth of July!
posted by ParisParamus at 10:09 AM on July 4, 2001
posted by ParisParamus at 10:09 AM on July 4, 2001
Hey clav. bit early to be hitting the sauce, isn't it?
So wait a second, the dildo story was planted by the western media to make Asians feel inferior?
Yowsa! If that's the best the trilateral commission can come up with, then the illuminati are fighting a losing battle in SE Asia. Couldn't they have just made up some story about a vicious monkey-man or something?
BTW, I actually thought the same thing yesterday, but decided I didn't feel like going down that road just yet.
posted by foist at 11:14 AM on July 4, 2001
So wait a second, the dildo story was planted by the western media to make Asians feel inferior?
Yowsa! If that's the best the trilateral commission can come up with, then the illuminati are fighting a losing battle in SE Asia. Couldn't they have just made up some story about a vicious monkey-man or something?
BTW, I actually thought the same thing yesterday, but decided I didn't feel like going down that road just yet.
posted by foist at 11:14 AM on July 4, 2001
no. cambodians fear the return to old society. rubber dongs from some boutique is an example of that western culture your taking about. Perhaps the cambodians are fearful that this shop may be PERCEIVED to be an attempt to reinstate propaganda, spread commercial garbage. i get VERY defensive about cambodian society. i dont drink.(though my finger smarts from the pack of black cats i lit off in my hand) my language was inappropriate. Hear what they said"that thing would hurt us?" It is funny to use in context(probably funny to them) My whole point is about the American culture in cambodia thing. A blanket statement i wouldnt even use. The U.N. failed them, we failed them. The Chinese failed them. Now they are starting to succeed. i retract my french statement, that was unfair. But i see very little help from them concerning cambodia.(govt not citizens)
posted by clavdivs at 11:39 AM on July 4, 2001
posted by clavdivs at 11:39 AM on July 4, 2001
"What?"
when, where, how often to what extent...It's foo-foo practicum baby.
posted by clavdivs at 11:43 AM on July 4, 2001
when, where, how often to what extent...It's foo-foo practicum baby.
posted by clavdivs at 11:43 AM on July 4, 2001
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