Fark???? Really???!!!
January 4, 2010 6:36 PM   Subscribe

I don't even read Fark anymore...but, this list, of best headlines is priceless!
posted by HuronBob (18 comments total)

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Neither do I.

Seeing as we're still here though, I don't get to do this often.

FIRST!!!

WOO HOO!
posted by Nick Verstayne at 6:42 PM on January 4, 2010 [1 favorite]


"I don't read Fark anymore" is like "For your convenience" and "I don't mean to be rude," right?
posted by Sidhedevil at 6:44 PM on January 4, 2010


"I don't read Fark anymore" is like "For your convenience" and "I don't mean to be rude," right?

naw...it's more like "I'm better than this, but thought you guys would like it!"

heh... actually, I thought that those were pretty clever.....
posted by HuronBob at 6:47 PM on January 4, 2010 [1 favorite]


Fire rips through homeless camp, leaving dozens...well, no worse off, really

This one made my girlfriend laugh out loud.

Police find severed head, will later reveal whether it's "linked to body parts found in Hertfordshire." Submitter suspects the answer may be "Not any more"

This one made my girlfriend do the Edna Krabappel laugh that she only does when she really thinks something funny.
posted by infinitywaltz at 6:52 PM on January 4, 2010 [2 favorites]


I chuckled at that as well, after reading Fark for the first time in years this afternoon.

I have apparently reached the end of the internet.
posted by HabeasCorpus at 6:52 PM on January 4, 2010


Best of the worst of the best of the worst of thebestoftheworstoftheNO CARRIER
posted by griphus at 6:54 PM on January 4, 2010


I am ashamed of the fact that I really enjoyed this list. Very ashamed.
posted by Justinian at 6:55 PM on January 4, 2010


Wanted to feel snidely superior to. Instead, guffawed and snorted. Ah well. I suppose feeling happy will serve as a substitute for feeling cool.
posted by RokkitNite at 6:58 PM on January 4, 2010


The occasional very funny headline is just about* the only thing I miss about Fark these days, so thank you.

*And maybe the Photoshop contests.
posted by ErWenn at 6:59 PM on January 4, 2010


50 Funniest Headlines of 2009
posted by netbros at 7:02 PM on January 4, 2010


I never read Fark in the first place but this is making me reconsider.
posted by DU at 7:03 PM on January 4, 2010


Don't. Just don't.
posted by Justinian at 7:10 PM on January 4, 2010


BOOBIES
posted by cavalier at 7:11 PM on January 4, 2010


This site that posts interesting links and talks about them is way better than THAT site that posts interesting links and talks about them.
posted by furiousxgeorge at 7:12 PM on January 4, 2010 [1 favorite]


SUMMON GORGOR
posted by jquinby at 7:14 PM on January 4, 2010 [2 favorites]


netbros link was far funnier.
posted by You Should See the Other Guy at 7:14 PM on January 4, 2010


Allegedly nobody here reads Digg either but boyhowdy do we manage to get a lot of FPPs from there.
posted by turgid dahlia at 7:17 PM on January 4, 2010 [1 favorite]


ahh fark. It is for when your brain is tired, but mostly for when it is cold stone stoned. Not that there is anything wrong with any of this........I guess.......
posted by caddis at 7:17 PM on January 4, 2010


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