It’s a widescreen tv. By this I don’t mean a pimptastic 60 inch Sony or anything, just a normal-sized telly in a 16:9 aspect ration. And here’s the thing: the 16:9 screen is a zillion times better for watching football on than the old-school 4:3 tv. The main differences that you can see who the player is passing to, and what his options were; you can see what the players who haven’t got the ball are doing, instead of being focussed solely on the man in possession. You can watch the whole trajectory of passes, instead of scanning around as the ball flies. I couldn’t believe how much better it is.It's really true. I'm never gonna buy a widescreen TV just for football but I'm kinda hoping one magically happens to show up in my house :)
I thought this was a blinding revelation, but it turns out that if you say this to someone who has a widescreen tv, they stick their tongue under their lower lip, assume a vacant expression, and say, ‘Durr’. In other words they regard it as a famous self-evident truth that widescreen tvs are much better for watching football. But the thing is, I don’t think people do know that. Certainly I’d have bought one years ago if the adverts for them, instead of wanking on about lifestyles of the rich and famous, and pretending that the pictures are better, which they aren’t, had just said, ‘buy one if you like football, because you can see where the ball goes’.
So happens was recently reading the fantastic story of the god-like Sócrates turning out for Garforth Town of the English Northern Counties East League First Division. After a 14-minute appearance off the subs bench, the noble chain-smoking doctor said, "It was much faster than the type of football I'm used to." If one of the greatest professional players ever to grace the game finds that the game in even such a minor non-league fixture has speeded up greatly, Watts is probably onto something.I can't help but notice that you failed to mention that he was fifty years old at the time, and retired for fifteen years.
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