thanks for fixing the link, mods posted by serazin at 9:30 AM on January 8, 2010
"lame-ass light fucking snow" Exactly!! posted by jessamyn at 9:30 AM on January 8, 2010
As someone who grew up in the snow belt of upstate, ny... where we got lake effect from both damn lakes, I can say with the utmost certainty that profanity will do nothing to deter nature from dumping fuckloads of white shit on your freezing ass.
I will send you my snow, but you have to take my broken, frozen pipes as well. posted by mmmbacon at 9:44 AM on January 8, 2010 [1 favorite]
Enn, feel free to come over, cash and carry. You can have all the snow on my driveway for just a quarter a shovelful! posted by mccarty.tim at 9:45 AM on January 8, 2010
Is the server taking a snow day? posted by mccarty.tim at 9:46 AM on January 8, 2010
Dear enn,
Gonna need a SASE. posted by jckll at 9:46 AM on January 8, 2010
Dear snow-hating people,
Please send me all of your snow.
Thank you.
Getting snow is like having twins: Seem cute and fun when you see other people who have some, and at first you enjoy the sight... After a while you are waking up at 4:45 in the morning to manage your "blessing", knowing you have to leave for work at 6:30 and somehow manage to find time to take care of yourself before you go to work...
I haven't seen snow this year. I am really enjoying this fact. I live in Nevada. I can see snow on the mountains in the distance. I think I like it where it is, and not here in the valley. posted by daq at 9:53 AM on January 8, 2010 [1 favorite]
Snow is fun up until you hit the age where your Dad makes you help shovel it. Once you're old enough to drive in it, snow is never, never, ever again looked upon as a positive. posted by Thorzdad at 9:53 AM on January 8, 2010 [13 favorites]
Thorzdad: Favorited for truth. I'm going through that coming of age crisis right now. posted by mccarty.tim at 10:11 AM on January 8, 2010 [1 favorite]
This is like that other fucking weather site. posted by Liquidwolf at 10:12 AM on January 8, 2010
I love taking something so utterly mundane as the weather and cussifying the shit out of it. I have no idea why, but I get a kick out of this. posted by spiderskull at 10:35 AM on January 8, 2010
Search for fucking "Shaftesbury":
"Shaftesbury fucking England
-3 fucking degrees Celsius and it’s fucking cloudy"
Bloody too fucking right it is.
Search for fucking "London":
"Londonderry, New fucking Hampshire
21 fucking degrees Fahrenheit and there’s some lame-ass, light fucking snow"
Wow, I like this even more than The Fucking Weather- it displays my town name as "Traverse Fucking City." Just like what the locals call it. posted by Dr-Baa at 10:46 AM on January 8, 2010
my first impulse was to put "fucking" in front of my location, but they forgot to allow for that. posted by ArgentCorvid at 10:47 AM on January 8, 2010
But is there a way to change the color scheme assigned to a town? Mine is light gray on white and a little fucking hard to read. posted by Dr-Baa at 10:49 AM on January 8, 2010
So... I just got an email threatening legal action from the owner of a site I found out about through Reddit. Here is his email and my response... Apparently he thinks he owns the internet. WTF.
Fuck. I'm outta popcorn. posted by Dr-Baa at 11:14 AM on January 8, 2010
Snow (and a $750 towing bill) finally convinced me to move from Seattle to Texas.
Fuck snow indeed. posted by xmutex at 11:14 AM on January 8, 2010
Oh I just read through the Mefi Projects page. Guess I didn't need the popcorn anyway. posted by Dr-Baa at 11:16 AM on January 8, 2010
Forecast for 94110: 49 fucking degrees Fahrenheit and there’s some lame-ass, fucking mist shit
Yep. posted by rtha at 11:21 AM on January 8, 2010
This is a photo I took this morning just before I left for work. What it shows is a flat, table-style bird feeder in my backyard with the accumulated snow we've gotten in the past month.
Next to it (though hard to read in the photo) is an extended tape measure showing that the pile of snow is currently at 17".
Okay, we don't have much snow. But it is -30 C (-22 F), and it will be winter 'till April, when it melts into a huge mudpuddle and then dries to a fine dust.
So yes, this Fucking weather isn't fun. posted by jrochest at 11:51 AM on January 8, 2010
Scraping ice off of your windshield with a CD case and wearing nothing but a bathrobe is a great cure for a hangover. posted by PBR at 11:59 AM on January 8, 2010 [1 favorite]
So... I just got an email threatening legal action from the owner of a site I found out about through Reddit. Here is his email and my response... Apparently he thinks he owns the internet. WTF.
Ohh, so this is why my sites are running a bit spotty today. Hi Metafilter!
I just turned on its cache—uptime and/or responsiveness might fucking improve… posted by parhamr at 1:03 PM on January 8, 2010
it thinks i am in "Van fucking Buren, Maine" but gives correct map of the town where i live, although it is about half a mile off. i am confused. posted by marienbad at 1:04 PM on January 8, 2010
The autocomplete, search, and geolocator default to US locations. Use city and country to get your non-US fucking weather. posted by parhamr at 1:20 PM on January 8, 2010
Hahaha fucking awesome. Thank you for this. posted by CitrusFreak12 at 1:31 PM on January 8, 2010
Please send me all of your snow.
enn, I will FIGHT YOU for their snow.
Only 44 in. / 112 cm so far. Lame. posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 1:57 PM on January 8, 2010
So... I just got an email threatening legal action from the owner of a site I found out about through Reddit. Here is his email and my response... Apparently he thinks he owns the internet. WTF.
wow... It said I was in Beverly Hills, CA. And told me to go look out a fucking window if I want to know what the weather is like. posted by Nauip at 3:39 PM on January 8, 2010
Please send me all of your snow.
enn, I will FIGHT YOU for their snow
I'll fight you both. It's been 49 C here for the last week (120+ F for you funny lot).
I don't care that the snow would melt instantly and turn into a steam bath. I still want it. posted by twirlypen at 3:47 PM on January 8, 2010
Oh, this is brilliant. It is 41 fucking degrees F here in Austin Fucking Texas and there's a few fucking clouds. posted by DecemberBoy at 3:50 PM on January 8, 2010
Except that's wrong. It's in the 20s right now. Oh well, I'm not gonna use this for accurate forecasts. posted by DecemberBoy at 3:51 PM on January 8, 2010
You assholes don't now shit about weather.
Try some fucking lake-effect snow on for size, bitches. Shit.
If i hear one more lame-ass, walking around like an asshole in shorts in fucking january assholes bitch about their fucking tropical-ass weather down in Butt-fuck-istan or Egypt, or Texas, or wherever the hell you bitches are sitting around sipping tropical drinks and shit, i swear, I'll load up my two-stroke, electronic-ignition, self-propelled Husquevarna (that's right bitches, made by fucking Swedish dudes who know about real snow!) snowblower and a truck-load of Michigan snow and ice and come down there and blow it straight up your ass!
It's been done. posted by bwg at 5:09 PM on January 8, 2010
Snow (and a $750 towing bill) finally convinced me to move from Seattle to Texas.
Only six weeks left until spring and blooming azaleas.
Please be a very long spring. Please, please. posted by zinfandel at 6:55 PM on January 8, 2010
Oops, the cache was displaying old data. That’s fixed. posted by parhamr at 12:52 PM on January 10, 2010
Gdansk Fucking Pomerania reporting in. Looks like it works, though I had to tell it where I am -- the "Where the fuck are you?" function returned "What the fuck?" at first, and it put me in Maine. Wrong continent. posted by pracowity at 1:46 AM on January 14, 2010
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