Cock Rock, Indeed

January 10, 2010 7:08 PM

Death Metal Rooster (SLYT)
posted by e.e. coli (25 comments total)

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posted by nola at 7:21 PM on January 10, 2010 [2 favorites]

I heard he's opening for Slayer on their next tour.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 7:27 PM on January 10, 2010

I wonder where he'll beheaded after his first gig.
posted by e.e. coli at 7:29 PM on January 10, 2010 [10 favorites]

this thread is a wasted opportunity to trot out the "cock" tag
posted by Mikey-San at 7:29 PM on January 10, 2010 [1 favorite]

I wonder where he'll beheaded after his first gig.

you made this thread just to post that comment, didn't you
posted by Mikey-San at 7:30 PM on January 10, 2010 [1 favorite]

@Mikey-San

1) See the title.

2) No, I was responding to ZenMasterThis!
posted by e.e. coli at 7:32 PM on January 10, 2010

See also: Hatebeak
posted by stifford at 7:37 PM on January 10, 2010 [1 favorite]

Hatebeak sounds like cruelty to animals. Does the parrot get to wear ear protection during shows?
posted by dunkadunc at 7:38 PM on January 10, 2010

More like Revolting Cocks, AMIRITE?
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 7:48 PM on January 10, 2010 [2 favorites]

My guess is he won't be volunteering to perform this song any time soon.
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:57 PM on January 10, 2010 [1 favorite]

There's also Caninus, the grindcore band with pit bulls for vocalists.

Or you could listen to any number of great recent death metal bands instead. Death metal is in the middle of a renaissance right now, and I couldn't be happier! \m/
posted by vorfeed at 8:04 PM on January 10, 2010 [4 favorites]

Is that guy you dated, but then....
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 8:06 PM on January 10, 2010 [1 favorite]

> There's also Caninus, the grindcore band with pit bulls for vocalists.

How can you tell?
posted by Decimask at 8:12 PM on January 10, 2010

How can you tell?

Because most death metal is quite understandable if you've got the ear for it, and is of course performed by human beings whether understandable or not, whereas those are a couple of barking dogs.

The More You Know!
posted by vorfeed at 8:46 PM on January 10, 2010 [4 favorites]

He's already been on reddit but covering a different song.
posted by chairface at 9:09 PM on January 10, 2010 [1 favorite]

I love when I find new ringtones.
posted by june made him a gemini at 10:03 PM on January 10, 2010 [2 favorites]

Rock out with your cock out.
posted by louche mustachio at 1:00 AM on January 11, 2010

\,,/(>v<)\,,/
posted by louche mustachio at 1:03 AM on January 11, 2010 [2 favorites]

> He's already been on reddit but covering a different song.

And!
posted by SteelyDuran at 1:19 AM on January 11, 2010 [1 favorite]

I always liked that King Kurt called their second album 'Big Cock' and put a big cock on the cover.
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 3:00 AM on January 11, 2010

How do I make this my new ringtone?
posted by schyler523 at 7:48 AM on January 11, 2010 [1 favorite]

"Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up sometimes, but, bitch, nobody kills the motherfucking Rooster. You know what I'm saying?"
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:52 AM on January 11, 2010

Reminds me of Rammstein vs Cookie Monster.
posted by ropeladder at 11:49 AM on January 11, 2010 [3 favorites]

HATEBEAK
posted by functionequalsform at 12:15 PM on January 11, 2010

Stifford clearly already won. Gah.

*Walks off to take a class called "Reading All The Comments 101."
posted by functionequalsform at 12:26 PM on January 11, 2010