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January 14, 2010 3:06 PM   Subscribe

For the first time, Glenn Beck interviews Sarah Palin, and asks questions of his diary, and his viewers, and of the newly appointed Fox News contributor herself: Is Sarah Palin strong enough to hold fast to her God-given mission, in the face of doubters and skeptics? Is she pure enough to defend her purity? Will she persevere, and thereby help wrest America from the grasp of those who would destroy this singular land of liberty? Can she lead the fight to restore the Once and Future America and re-found the nation-- based on a renewed connection to the Constitution--, without losing her soul? Andrew Sullivan's extended gloss is here.
posted by darth_tedious (17 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I can appreciate the LOL"PUNDITS" thing here I guess, but is there a reason this should actually be a mefi post? -- cortex



 
Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin and Andrew Sullivan together: It's like the Holy Trifecta of media weasels.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 3:09 PM on January 14, 2010 [1 favorite]


AND CHRISTIANITY AND CIRCUMCISIONS AND DECLAWED CATS AND OBESITY!

Sorry, I wanted to pre-emptively get all that out there. I'll go read the article now.
posted by infinitywaltz at 3:10 PM on January 14, 2010



Does the right wing base really swallow that garbage? I would find it highly insulting.
posted by notreally at 3:12 PM on January 14, 2010


This is going to be the best thread ever.
posted by empath at 3:14 PM on January 14, 2010 [4 favorites]


I wonder what Sarah Palin thinks about when she fucks her husband. I mean, they do fuck, right? I know they had a kid a while back, but that only proves that they had sex at some point. I wonder if her and Mr. Palin ever get into some really nasty, twisted fucking every now and then. Like, "Ok you be the Dinosaur and I'll be Cavegirl" kind of thing. If she believes that humans and dinosaurs actually lived together that makes it, like, I dunno, a thousand times sexier somehow. Like the ignorance compliments the nastiness of the fucking or something.

Yeah I had a few beers today.
posted by Avenger at 3:15 PM on January 14, 2010 [4 favorites]


Oh my god she's the one.
posted by fuq at 3:16 PM on January 14, 2010


That's three, right? Where's the other horse-person?
posted by Kikkoman at 3:16 PM on January 14, 2010 [1 favorite]


Two great wastes that waste great together.
posted by Joe Beese at 3:17 PM on January 14, 2010 [1 favorite]


You had to do this while the MetaTalk question about how the mods feel about the rockers users is still active.
posted by Babblesort at 3:17 PM on January 14, 2010


AND CHRISTIANITY AND CIRCUMCISIONS AND DECLAWED CATS AND OBESITY!

You forgot pubic hair.
posted by adamdschneider at 3:17 PM on January 14, 2010


WTF happened to Dennis Miller? Seriously.
posted by GuyZero at 3:18 PM on January 14, 2010


Left-wing Dave Bowman says: Oh my god, she's full of shit!
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 3:18 PM on January 14, 2010 [8 favorites]


So on the first link, I was reading comments, and came across this.

"That's hilarious," I thought to myself. Then I clicked on the commenter's name and found his blog.

"That's...still hilarious? Maybe?" I wondered.

Still can't tell if I should be laughing or crying or hiding or what.
posted by infinitywaltz at 3:20 PM on January 14, 2010 [1 favorite]


This is like throwing two scorpions into a cage. Make the popcorn and get ready for some extra -extra weirdness...this is going to get good.
posted by Skygazer at 3:23 PM on January 14, 2010


Fact check: This is not the first time Glenn Beck interviewed Sarah Palin. Previously
posted by humanfont at 3:24 PM on January 14, 2010


It's like Christmas in January, if the godless heathen liberals hadn't killed Christmas.
posted by qvantamon at 3:26 PM on January 14, 2010


Holy shit, infinitywaltz. Weapons-grade crazy.
posted by Ryvar at 3:26 PM on January 14, 2010


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