You know, Kristie, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and the people might not like to talk about it. They got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said 'we will serve you if you get us free from the French.'Stewart
True story. And by whatever sense they have been cursed by one thing after another.
[Stunned silence]Yes, I am a Jon Stewart fanboy
Shut yer pie hole old man. Out of all the things that you could draw on from your religion to bring comfort to a devastated people and region...
[Brings out a large bible]
Look how big your book is! Look at ... [leafs through bible]
'The Lord is close to the broken hearted
he rescues those who are crushed in spirit.'
'Fear thou not for I am with thee. Be not dismayed for I am thy god, I will strenghten thee.'
But you decided to go with "tough titties devil folk"!
Have you read this book?!?! [gestures with bible]
'From the depths of the earth you will again bring me up though the mountains be shaken and the hills be removed. "Yet my unfailing love for you will not be shaken nor my covenant of peace be removed" says the Lord who has compassion on you.'
I mean that almost sounds like it's about %&$#ing earthquakes!
You've got all this, but you went with an urban legend about a deal with the devil.
[imitating Robertson]
"Wheeeel none of this would have happened if those people hadn't drank all those pop rocks and coke."
These are terrible events! Can't we put aside ideology for a second?
>> Celebrity Big Brother <>>
> > Celebrity Big Brother < <
C4 go for the dimmest Baldwin brother
celtiagirl writes:
"Stephen Baldwin has been a mentalist for yonks.
I met him around the time of The Usual Suspects
and he showed me an IRA tattoo he’d had done.
I asked, 'Did he know anything about the IRA?'
'Not really', he admitted: but he felt it
was probably 'part of my character’s shady past'.
"So, a permanent tattoo for a fictional character
representing a movement he doesn’t understand."
Haitians are Christians. Pat Robertson's language is the reductio ad absurdum of the Christian right. It's so absurd it's almost funny. This notion of a pact with the devil is basically an echo of an old colonial response to the successes of the 1790s Haitian revolution.posted by Miko at 7:07 PM on January 15, 2010 [3 favorites]
What is this pact he's talking about?
Part of the revolution mythology is that one of the revolution leaders sacrificed a pig in Bois Caïmin in a voodoo ceremony and made a contract with Petwo [Haitian voodoo spirits]. It may or may not be true, but to call that a pact with the devil is a gross misrepresentation of what voodoo is. It's about anything but the devil. He's imposing an evangelical religious order on a much more sophisticated practice, and he's turning it into a cheap invocation of Satanism.
This is hate speech. It's saying these people are damned. It's a frequent theme among some Christians that Haiti is being punished for this supposed pact with extreme poverty and humanitarian crises. Tragically, many evangelical Christians in Haiti may actually, in their own extreme confusion and suffering and desperation, believe that God is punishing them.
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