Comments on: 666 t3h # of the beast

666 t3h # of the beast

nola — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:42:36 -0800

A brilliant farce (or is it) The Antichrist Conspiracy, Get ready to dig deep into the world wide web of conspiracy. Learn about the Luciferians, the Freemasons, and the Metafilter-moderator-cabal who together with the dark lord of hell and Yonkers is trying to harvest your organs for Satan.

I've already said to much. At any moment they'll be here to silence me.

By: Elmore

Elmore — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:52:19 -0800

Mods, please delete this. Gemini Watchdog Waffleburger Noon.

By: kittens for breakfast

kittens for breakfast — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:54:09 -0800

Can we have a link to the MetaTalk comment or whatever that explains this apparent in-joke?

By: dunkadunc

dunkadunc — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:55:28 -0800

You'd think this was a new episode of The Brass Eye.

By: zarq

zarq — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:57:27 -0800

Congratulations! This post confirms your final requirement for a trip into the cabal volcano. (We kid, of course. There is no volcano. There is no cabal.) Now, this is very important: are you a virgin?

By: zarq

zarq — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:59:59 -0800

k4b, the full list of in jokes is on the wiki. As is an admonishment that they're frowned upon....

By: nola

nola — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:00:48 -0800

Don't toy with me zarq I'm beyond your mortal ways . . . with the whole thrusting and pushing and throbbing

By: Elmore

Elmore — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:03:23 -0800

Why the hell would the Yankees want to harvest my orgasms for <Santa?

By: zarq

zarq — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:06:13 -0800

nola: Right. OK. Virgin, it is then. In you go! :D

By: Salvor Hardin

Salvor Hardin — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:07:29 -0800

I always count my organs before and after I go to sleep.

By: koeselitz

koeselitz — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:14:34 -0800

kittens for breakfast: “Can we have a link to the MetaTalk comment or whatever that explains this apparent in-joke?” In-joke? Whatever. Have you watched any of that video? It's awesome - truly weird music + images. This post should stay.

By: mccarty.tim

mccarty.tim — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:16:12 -0800

Wot, no Gaga? Actually, looks like they get to the pop culture ladystars and their Satanism/mind control around 1:34, based on my slapping the time slider around.

By: koeselitz

koeselitz — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:17:43 -0800

ARMAGEDDON - THIS BEAUTIFUL TREE

By: mccarty.tim

mccarty.tim — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:19:43 -0800

Man, these conspiracy theorists have the coolest 3D effects. And I like how they trademarked Illuminati. You'd think that if the Free Mason Illuminates Moderators controlled everything, they'd want to maintain their intellectual property. Unless they're hiding by not acting like they care about their name. HAMBURGER ON TOP OF A PYRAMID Virgin wants a volcanotrip plz

By: kittens for breakfast

kittens for breakfast — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:20:55 -0800

Dude, I watched some of it, and I honestly can't tell if it's a put-on or not; I've seen so much stuff like this over the years that it's not really funny to me. It's very 1995.

By: mccarty.tim

mccarty.tim — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:26:47 -0800

The fact that it's on Google Video leads me to think it's real. The crazies tend to roost there, because it lets you post long, nonsensical videos.

By: MikeMc

MikeMc — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:26:51 -0800

But, but I've never even been to Yonkers. WTF? WWRFD?* *What Would Randall Flagg Do?

By: MikeMc

MikeMc — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:30:22 -0800

555ft above ground + 111ft below ground = Washington Monument is 666ft in totality. My head fnord asplodes, it's true, the Luciferians do run America.

By: mccarty.tim

mccarty.tim — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:30:51 -0800

Okay, 31 minutes caught me off guard. I'm laughing so hard.

By: idiopath

idiopath — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:31:39 -0800

Goddamn it why do they have to take the beautiful music of Penderecki and use it as if it were fucking "scary devil music". Philistines.

By: bstreep

bstreep — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:37:23 -0800

Why The Face?

By: AzzaMcKazza

AzzaMcKazza — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:47:26 -0800

Zarq - Thank you for the list to the injokes. I finally know what HAMBURGER means.

By: Lentrohamsanin

Lentrohamsanin — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:57:05 -0800

Here's the source site: enigmatv.com, according to the beginning of the movie. It looks like they're legitimate nutters, not hipster dbag parodists.

By: battleshipkropotkin

battleshipkropotkin — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:59:44 -0800

Jones!!!!!

By: Guy_Inamonkeysuit

Guy_Inamonkeysuit — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 17:03:05 -0800

Can we have your liver, then?

By: cortex

cortex — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 17:28:47 -0800

There is no cabal.

By: dunkadunc

dunkadunc — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 17:31:28 -0800

When I was about eleven I wrote a BASIC program that would add up the ASCII values of a string of characters. It turned out that "al gore" = 666.

By: Splunge

Splunge — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 17:40:41 -0800

Too. Not to. Mkay?

By: KGMoney

KGMoney — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 17:44:24 -0800

I really tried, but I couldn't make it past the 10 minute mark. It feels too earnest to be a put on, though. More like the video version of the hypercube guy.

By: angrycat

angrycat — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 17:48:08 -0800

Well, I'm at 4:30 and seriously freaked out.

By: zarq

zarq — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 17:53:14 -0800

AzzaMcKazza, You're very welcome.

By: the Cabal

the Cabal — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:06:29 -0800

We reject these allegations of organ harvest & will wager a pound of Our specialty foie gras for anybody who can prove otherwise. Just remember to post your residential address to ensure safe delivery.

By: jepler

jepler — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:07:16 -0800

RumpledKarma: that's exactly what I think too, but I'd be surprised if they allowed your post to remain.

By: kid ichorous

kid ichorous — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:55:36 -0800

Thing is, the physicist Jack Parsons did meet up with his friend L Ron Hubbard in the Mojave desert with the intent of summoning up an evil superbeing. Hubbard later ran off with Parsons' boat, his girl, and his money. Call it irony, or call it magic.

By: MikeMc

MikeMc — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:04:10 -0800

Hubbard later ran off with Parsons' boat, his girl, and his money. Call it irony, or call it magic. I call it "The Birth of Scientology".

By: gubo

gubo — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:09:31 -0800

I never knew that Icke rhymed with "Mike." I always enjoyed reading it as "Icky."

By: 445supermag

445supermag — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:23:55 -0800

The website condenses all the crazy down into one view, betcha can't look away!

By: MikeMc

MikeMc — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:29:51 -0800

betcha can't look away! I'm not sure if I looked away or not because I'm fucking blind now thank you very much!!!!!!

By: idiopath

idiopath — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:19:36 -0800

kid ichorous: "Twith the intent of summoning up an evil superbeing. Hubbard later ran off with Parsons' boat, his girl, and his money. Call it irony, or call it magic." It gets better: the evil superbeing was The Whore of Babylon, and the method of summoning it was Hubbard's idea, and involved Hubbard having all sorts of kinky sex with the dude's wife while the dude watched (she was supposed to be fertilized with a baby that would then become the whore). If there were any justice in this world we would have seen some kind of public conflict between Bob Marley and L. Ron Hubbard, involving Reggae music, lots of ganja, nasty butt-slapping sex, and E-meters, that would have settled this whole "Babylon" issue once and for all. Maybe throw in David Bowie and Jimmy Paige too, since they were also obsessed with this stuff.

By: nola

nola — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:28:22 -0800

idiopath, don't you mean gancha?

By: koeselitz

koeselitz — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:34:05 -0800

AND LOL, IT SHALL COME TO PASS

By: benzenedream

benzenedream — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:43:01 -0800

THE TEXT HERE NEVER BLINKS! JUST LIKE A HYPNOTIST.

By: buzzkillington

buzzkillington — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:58:21 -0800

Sigh. I love a good conspiracy. On to the Denver Airport!

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 21:27:32 -0800

REVERSE VAMPIRES?!

By: usonian

usonian — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 21:32:02 -0800

David Icke? OK, now I'm definitely not watching it. Please stop giving these idiots the attention they so desperately crave.

By: kid ichorous

kid ichorous — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 21:39:16 -0800

It gets better: the evil superbeing was The Whore of Babylon, and the method of summoning it was Hubbard's idea, and involved Hubbard having all sorts of kinky sex with the dude's wife while the dude watched Crowley's commentary: 'Apparently Parsons or Hubbard or somebody is producing a Moonchild. I get fairly frantic when I contemplate the idiocy of these louts.' It's like a Sith version of General Hospital.

By: quarsan

quarsan — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:25:46 -0800

Oh fantastic The Illuminati Volume 4 - Brotherhood of the Beast The world's first political documentary film series to go into FOUR volumes - Release Date 10-01-10 I see the director's website is, along a similar line and what makes me think they're true believers is, scroll down, he spends a lot of time slagging off other conspiraloons

By: From Bklyn

From Bklyn — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 02:13:37 -0800

She never blinks! Just like a hypnotist

By: Mastercheddaar

Mastercheddaar — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:15:34 -0800

What no BatShitInsane tag?

By: DecemberBoy

DecemberBoy — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:15:34 -0800

Hubbard later ran off with Parsons' boat, his girl, and his money. Call it irony, or call it magic. I call it "The Birth of Scientology". Also, the ritual they performed, known as the Babalon Working, involved them butt-fucking each other (it's said Hubbard was the bottom). I only mention this because Hubbard was virulently homophobic, wrote Scientology scripture that claims gays are less than human, and drove his closeted gay son to suicide.

By: zarq

zarq — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:04:48 -0800

Also, the ritual they performed, known as the Babalon Working, involved them butt-fucking each other (it's said Hubbard was the bottom). I only mention this because Hubbard was virulently homophobic, wrote Scientology scripture that claims gays are less than human, and drove his closeted gay son to suicide. Could you cite a source for this accusation, please? I didn't see anything which supports it in kid ichorus' link, and the various descriptions on the net don't mention it either. Plus, all the eyeroll-worthy total batshitinsanity from looking up that ritual is giving me an awful headache.

By: MikeMc

MikeMc — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:41:17 -0800

Could you cite a source for this accusation, please? There is an extensive retelling of the Working in Atacks' "A Piece of Blue Sky" (highly recommended BTW) but I seem to have missed the sodomy part.

By: zarq

zarq — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:55:47 -0800

MikeMc, thanks. I'll download the book. Looks fascinating. ...but I seem to have missed the sodomy part. Me too.