Comments on: Comments on 8841

Post number 8841

BoatMeme — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 12:22:56 -0800

Come back, love! 200+ signatures can't be wrong. My girlfriend just broke up with me, but I have yet to resort to petitions or grammatically poor high-school doggerel in an effort to repair our relationship.

By: moz

moz — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 12:28:05 -0800

sitting beside my friend I said hey take a look ew yuck she's not that pretty but she's a hor and thats why they like her beautiful

By: BoatMeme

BoatMeme — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 12:28:36 -0800

Sorry for the lame post. I can't seem to think about anything else these days. Gotta do something to make myself feel better. And what better way than laughter and ridicule at the expense of others. Now THAT will definitely bring my love back.

By: rich

rich — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 12:38:14 -0800

Uh, why would someone want to have back a love that has scorned them? Unless, of course, you were the one who drove them away from your own stupidity. Which has happened before, and in that case, I completely sympathize.. but if someone just ups and leaves you, then I say good riddence. Cause all you're inviting back is more pain. As a side note, I've actually finally made it to 100 posts. Now go about your business.

By: rschram

rschram — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 12:43:43 -0800

Uh, why would someone want to have back a love that has scorned them? Well, obviously she has no say in the matter; she'll be overwhelmed by the popular support for the relationship!

By: BoatMeme

BoatMeme — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 12:53:08 -0800

Rich, you're right about that poem. It doesn't really fit with the "baby come back" theme, but I couldn't resist its content.

By: Skot

Skot — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 12:53:50 -0800

Oh, shit. I accidentally voted for Pat Buchanan.

By: y6y6y6

y6y6y6 — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 13:01:10 -0800

"Gotta do something to make myself feel better." Hello? Masturbation? It's done wonders for me since my recent break up. Give it a try. Hey, if this petition thing works for relationships maybe we could try it for other personal issues. "Dear noisy neighbors. I am writing this petition in protest to you playing Enya albums at full volume. Lets try to keep it down!!"

By: andrew cooke

andrew cooke — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 13:21:47 -0800

Getting drunk with a friend and then wondering who next used to work for me. Ah, to be shallow again. One day this'll be a bitter-sweet memory. I promise.

By: clavdivs

clavdivs — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 13:26:22 -0800

a mock invasion of Britain always helped me.

By: clavdivs

clavdivs — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 13:27:33 -0800

"Enya albums" lordy thats to close to home.

By: andrew cooke

andrew cooke — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 13:35:16 -0800

In the current context I suspect Enya albums are better than noisy sex...

By: fooljay

fooljay — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 13:52:08 -0800

Uh, why would someone want to have back a love that has scorned them? Low self esteem. End of story.

By: samsara

samsara — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 14:12:28 -0800

In the current context I suspect Enya albums are better than noisy sex...

As a matter of fact, I would actually prefer noisy sex. Once it's over, it's "over". And while it was as disturbing and mildly entertaining, you don't find yourself being lulled to sleep by a continuous CD loop.

By: Postroad

Postroad — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 14:36:54 -0800

Miss one bus there is always another on the way.

By: Grangousier

Grangousier — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 15:58:50 -0800

a mock invasion of Britain always helped me. That was a real invasion, clavdivs. You will have noticed the tribute. The mock invasion was Caligula. Who had a whole bunch of ways of his own to get over heartache.

By: dfowler

dfowler — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 16:36:37 -0800

noisy neighbors having sex + masturbation = the ticket for the next bus on the way. Have fun while it lasts, someone else'll be doing a miserable job at it for you before too long.

By: starduck

starduck — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 17:44:54 -0800

makes you wonder why she left him in the first place...

By: clavdivs

clavdivs — Fri, 06 Jul 2001 20:53:22 -0800

"He made but one campaign and...made the journey from Massilia(Marseilles) all the way to Gesoriacum(boulogne) by land, crossed from there, and without any battle or bloodshed received the submission of a part of the island" -suetonius. He thought it was no "legitimate triumph" The mock comes from another source that says that mock invasions were staged to pacify the emperor and scare the brits. Caligula staged a mock battle against the sea in Gaul. It was my damned stepson nero who staged the sea-monster mock battles. ahh, your right, it was real enough. But littleboots did not intend to invade Britannia.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Sat, 07 Jul 2001 01:02:30 -0800

makes you wonder why she left him in the first place... because she didn't understand a damn thing he said. then again, she 'could of try' at least to understand him...

By: fullerine

fullerine — Sat, 07 Jul 2001 02:16:41 -0800

Sorry for the lame post. I was just about to say how much this post rocks. As far as the ex goes than cry, shout, get drunk/high and loose yourself in a blizzard of pornography. Oh, and don't call them, be friends or even speak their name again.

By: rushmc

rushmc — Sat, 07 Jul 2001 08:30:19 -0800

Accept that there is true evil slouching 'cross the highways and byways of the world, and that you have just narrowly escaped a fatal tussle with one of its most active minions...flee, don't look back, rejoice, and heal. Struggle to see, and don't let your eyes freeze upon the illusion and your mind melt in the madness.

By: BoatMeme

BoatMeme — Sat, 07 Jul 2001 11:59:44 -0800

Thanks for all the good advice. I'm feeling better already. And when someone sent me Cake's version of "I Will Survive" I danced around the house and felt better than I have in a week. My personal recovery recipe: Exercise, Poetry, Wine, Pornography, and most importantly -- no idle couch time. Nice words, rushmc.