You wanna play the dozens?
Well the dozens is a game
But the way I fuck your mother is a god damned shame.
Monkey looked down, said, "Long as the trees grow tall, and the grass grows green,
You're the dumbest motherfucker the jungle's ever seen."
Said, "You motherfucker, I heard you down there pleading for your life.
At the very same time I had my dick in your wife.
“Next time you wanna give me yo shaft, make believe I’m Patroclus’ stankhole
and there ain’t no way you missin. Oh I forgot, Hector currently using that bitch
as a hood ornament. Take him down to the kennels, he metamorphose
into kibbles and bits. That nigga, he dead.
And what up with that armor? Shit’s tacky. Bet that breastplate come with a horn
play “Lowrider” when you goosesteppin through the ranks.
Ain’t it bad enough you got grease face? Been, what, twenty years since yo momma
dip you in tha Styx, and the Hades EPA still tryin to clean the oil slick,
declaring it unfit for animal habitation.
My nigga Charon spark up a fatty, throw the match overboard,
shit goes up like Mt Etna.”
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