Matt Cheddar

January 21, 2010 7:59 PM

I just can't stop thinking about ninjas. Urban Ninjas and last but not least Ninjas on roller skates
posted by nola (15 comments total)

Well, pirates use scooters.
posted by oddman at 8:07 PM on January 21, 2010

Uh...you know, no one loves Real Ultimate Power more than me, but it's a little...2002? You might really, really like Trogdor, too. He burninates the village. Burninates the peasants!!
posted by kittens for breakfast at 8:30 PM on January 21, 2010 [1 favorite]

Oh so your saying i'm not the most current guy on the internet?!

You bastard.
posted by nola at 8:33 PM on January 21, 2010 [2 favorites]

Oh so your saying i'm not the most current guy on the internet?!

No, no, but this is timely, because there's a book, too! It's new! Really! (If by "new" you mean it came out six years ago.)
posted by kittens for breakfast at 8:35 PM on January 21, 2010

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again
posted by twoleftfeet at 9:20 PM on January 21, 2010

I'll see your 'pirate on a scooter'...
posted by pompomtom at 10:17 PM on January 21, 2010

Here, let's improve this post.
posted by mullingitover at 12:51 AM on January 22, 2010 [4 favorites]

Don't forget the Helpful Ninja, and Sneaky Little Ninje!
posted by andreinla at 2:13 AM on January 22, 2010

My ninja kicks your ninja's butt
posted by nudar at 5:55 AM on January 22, 2010

and last but not least Ninjas on roller skates

...and don't let us catch you driving such a shitty car in our neighborhood again!
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 7:39 AM on January 22, 2010

Why are ninja skillz inversely proportionate to music taste?
posted by cmoj at 10:00 AM on January 22, 2010

but it's a little...2002?

February, to be precise.
posted by octobersurprise at 10:47 AM on January 22, 2010

What, no love for Ask a Ninja?
posted by KGMoney at 11:30 AM on January 22, 2010

One does not simply walk into Mordor. Not unless you're a ninja wizard.
posted by sour cream at 12:48 PM on January 22, 2010

This site is so old it feels even older than 2002. Which is like a thousand years in internet time.
posted by dopamine at 12:31 AM on January 23, 2010