Simon Swears

January 26, 2010 1:16 AM

What happens when you have an old 80's toy, and too much time on your hands. [Audio NSFW]
posted by pjern (9 comments total)

This could be wicked fun with a drinking game involved.

Reminds me of those little handheld devices from several years ago that would speak random insults in a Munchkin voice when the button was pressed.
posted by Marie Mon Dieu at 1:33 AM on January 26, 2010

I really like that this planet has on it skilled, educated, creative people who go to such lengths to make potty humor.
posted by three blind mice at 1:59 AM on January 26, 2010 [1 favorite]

The first four of the seven dirty words.

Also: 'You say "looks like somebody has too much time on their hands" but all I hear is "I'm sad because I don't know what creativity feels like."' - Dan Wineman
posted by Pronoiac at 2:12 AM on January 26, 2010 [10 favorites]

As creepy as it is stupid. Best of the web!
posted by clarknova at 2:25 AM on January 26, 2010 [1 favorite]

Unfortunately, this model is defective.

It would be so much better if it had the swear words done by Casey Kasem or George Carlin.
posted by markkraft at 2:31 AM on January 26, 2010 [1 favorite]

Wow, my Simon back in the 80s wasn't that design. Is that the new iteration?
posted by zardoz at 3:13 AM on January 26, 2010

Incidentally, my intended target there was the phrase, not pjern himself.
posted by Pronoiac at 4:51 AM on January 26, 2010

Love how they didn't even bother to turn down the TV in the background while recording their YouTube video. It's so real-life.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:01 AM on January 26, 2010

What happens when you have an old 80's toy, and too much time on your hands

Robot Chicken?
posted by wildcrdj at 7:00 PM on January 26, 2010