Frederic, Prinz von Anhalt, for Governor (warning autoplay national anthem)
January 28, 2010 7:57 AM Subscribe
Frederic, Prinz von Anhalt is running for Governor of California Zsa Zsa Gabor's
posted by Ironmouth (38 comments total)
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9th husband, Frederic, Prinz von Anhalt wants your vote as governor of California.
Originally Hans Robert Lichtenberg, the son of a German police officer, he was adopted by the octegenarian Princess Marie von Anhalt. Now he's running for governor, promising to return the good life to California by promoting its world-class "avocados, wine, weather beaches and marijuana."
According to the Prinz, after a 1 1/2 hour conversation with Ronald Reagan in the White House, the President encouraged him to go into politics.
Frederic promises to raise a sin tax on marijuana, open the borders to Mexican workers so we can tax them and reduce those terrible DMV fees. He also proposes to "throw divorce lawyers a bone" and "quiet the gays" by overturning Prop 8 and letting them "be as miserable as the rest of us."
If elected, he will demand a recount.