Wolf bites dog story
February 16, 2010 8:52 PM   Subscribe

This post was deleted for the following reason: eh kind of thin and posted before -- mathowie



 
You know, and two doors down I was just saying that there is only a small number of women considerably younger than myself that I would consider dating, and well...
posted by kittens for breakfast at 8:56 PM on February 16, 2010


“I would never kill a canine,” she said. “I am a canine.”

Oh, okay. Now I understand.
posted by sallybrown at 8:57 PM on February 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


She's probably not mentally ill but I'd suggest a new hobby.
posted by GuyZero at 8:57 PM on February 16, 2010


Previously.
posted by Heretic at 9:01 PM on February 16, 2010


Lisa Rodriguez, Wolfie’s mom, said she supports her daughter’s career goal.

“I say, ‘Don’t sever heads in front of me,' ” she said. “She usually does it in the woods.”


Wolfie has either the best or worst mom of all time and I cannot decide which.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 9:02 PM on February 16, 2010 [2 favorites]


Related: 4Chan /b/tards explained to San Antonio readers.

(I swear I didn't see Boingboing until after I posted this.)
posted by klangklangston at 9:04 PM on February 16, 2010


From the article: "It also inspired at least one so-called troll — a savvy, anonymous Internet user ..."

what
posted by whimsicalnymph at 9:05 PM on February 16, 2010


Oh, jeez, and a double? I'm a flask fulla fail.
posted by klangklangston at 9:05 PM on February 16, 2010


First women are fat or not fat enough. Then women are old or not old enough. Now women are wolf or not wolf enough?! FUCK THIS METAFILTER! I QUIT!
posted by greekphilosophy at 9:06 PM on February 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


“I say, ‘Don’t sever heads in front of me,' ” she said. “She usually does it in the woods.”

Oh, well, girls will be girls!

“When they saw her room, they had to call every single cop to her room,” said her mother, who lives in the home. “The spots on the wall, they thought it was blood. It’s catsup. The kids had a fight. They’re teenagers.”

I love the tone of this. It’s like, what teenager doesn’t sever a head every once in a while then have “catsup” fights in their room?
posted by Garak at 9:07 PM on February 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


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