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Babies with laser eyes.
February 18, 2010 2:47 PM   Subscribe

Babies with laser eyes.
posted by boo_radley (36 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite

 
Her hair is yellow gold
Her lips are sweet suprise
Her hands are never cold
She's got baby laser eyes
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 2:51 PM on February 18, 2010 [6 favorites]


Dog with laser eyes.
posted by william_boot at 2:52 PM on February 18, 2010


that was dumb.
posted by Lutoslawski at 2:53 PM on February 18, 2010 [8 favorites]


Jesus with laser eyes.
posted by deacon_blues at 2:57 PM on February 18, 2010 [1 favorite]



Lutoslawski: "that was dumb."

Dude, babies are dumb.
posted by idiopath at 2:59 PM on February 18, 2010


“Light beer? I don’t think so. Have some lasers!”

I lol'd.
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:59 PM on February 18, 2010


Are lasers the new lens flare?
posted by tybeet at 2:59 PM on February 18, 2010


What was the old lens flare? Was it lens flare?
posted by turgid dahlia at 3:00 PM on February 18, 2010 [1 favorite]


Are babies the new cats?
posted by mmmbacon at 3:00 PM on February 18, 2010


Lutoslawski: "that was dumb."

you knew what you were getting into.
posted by boo_radley at 3:00 PM on February 18, 2010 [1 favorite]


I'd never seen that picture of Kurt before, and it made me sad.
posted by Tube at 3:02 PM on February 18, 2010 [3 favorites]


Are babies the new cats?

I hope so. I think clips of babies smashing their heads into walls, falling off things, and getting trapped on top of cactuses would provide me with a great deal of amusement.
posted by turgid dahlia at 3:05 PM on February 18, 2010 [2 favorites]


> What was the old lens flare?

Drop shadow.
posted by ardgedee at 3:09 PM on February 18, 2010 [3 favorites]


ardgedee: "Drop shadow."

Aqua effects.
posted by boo_radley at 3:13 PM on February 18, 2010


Under construction GIFs.
posted by june made him a gemini at 3:22 PM on February 18, 2010


"that was dumb."

you knew what you were getting into.


fair.
posted by Lutoslawski at 3:27 PM on February 18, 2010


I don't think I can handle the impending stupidity of a LOLBABEEZ meme.
posted by zarq at 3:32 PM on February 18, 2010


I’ve got laser eyes
And I know what you’re thinking
It comes as no surprise
Christmas lights are blinking

And I’m so curious
And I’m so curious
And I’m so curious
And I’ve got laser eyes
Hey!

And I’m so curious
And I’m so curious
And I’m so curious
And I’ve got laser eyes
Hey!

posted by kittens for breakfast at 3:45 PM on February 18, 2010 [1 favorite]


I miss Sifl & Olly too, kitten_for_breakfast.
posted by artlung at 3:59 PM on February 18, 2010 [1 favorite]


Given time, an infinite amount of internets with an infinite amount of photoshops will discover the next meme that can be turned into a book that will be on the discount shelf at Borders two months after its release.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 4:00 PM on February 18, 2010


"Seetharaman Narayanan has evolved to the point where he is more Lens Flare than man."

Also of note, my friend and I hypothesized that Bladerunner vehicles ran on futuristic lensflare engines.

Given time a month or two, an infinite amount of internets with an infinite amount of photoshops some kid with a cracked copy of Photoshop and a tumblr account will discover the next meme that can be turned into a book that will be on the discount shelf at Borders two months after its release.
posted by filthy light thief at 4:05 PM on February 18, 2010


Christ, as if there weren't enough "Hey look at my baby" in my life already (approaching 30).
posted by nathancaswell at 4:17 PM on February 18, 2010


Laser eyes was the meme on Orkut from like 2004... Kind of behind the times now...
posted by Schmucko at 4:28 PM on February 18, 2010


I hate these dumb babies.
posted by Elmore at 4:44 PM on February 18, 2010 [2 favorites]


Christ, as if there weren't enough "Hey look at my baby" in my life already (approaching 30).

Fuck, that's a lot. Different mothers I assume.
posted by Elmore at 4:46 PM on February 18, 2010 [2 favorites]


As advertised.
posted by Salvor Hardin at 5:30 PM on February 18, 2010


The Full House Crew Gets Lazerfyed
posted by Stylus Happenstance at 5:42 PM on February 18, 2010


Worthless.
posted by BobbyDigital at 6:19 PM on February 18, 2010 [1 favorite]


Well, you've got too give them credit for one thing; they said "babies with laser eyes", and it was definitely all about the babies with laser eyes. No walruses with buckets, no motivation posters, no dancing banana music videos, just babies with laser eyes. If what you want in life is babies with laser eyes, they delivered.
posted by happyroach at 6:29 PM on February 18, 2010


does tumblr get a cut of book deals?
posted by boo_radley at 6:59 PM on February 18, 2010


This is how I always see them.
posted by Kloryne at 7:31 PM on February 18, 2010


Man, why so down on this. I think it's funny.

It was better than Tom Selleck sandwich and waterfall.
posted by stormpooper at 6:17 AM on February 19, 2010


Baby with rainbow laser eyes on the album art for Flaming Lips' version of Dark Side of the Moon.
posted by ocha-no-mizu at 7:40 AM on February 19, 2010


Oh, we are posting pictures of babies with lasers coming out of their eyes... ok then, I'll just cancel this photo shoot I was about to do.
posted by quin at 9:09 AM on February 19, 2010


It's funny how these days, internet memes are created, criticized and defunct in a matter of hours, yet will inevitably end up on some year-end best-of list, or a super-bowl commercial, or referenced on an episode of The Office, or some other attempt to appear hip-and-happening-and-with-it-and-relevant.
posted by jabberjaw at 2:52 PM on February 19, 2010


You know who else was once a baby?
posted by blue_beetle at 8:57 AM on February 24, 2010


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