Ug99
March 1, 2010 8:21 PM Subscribe
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Indeed, 90 percent of the world’s wheat has little or no protection against the Ug99 race of P. graminis. If nothing is done to slow the pathogen, famines could soon become the norm — from the Red Sea to the Mongolian steppe — as Ug99 annihilates a crop that provides a third of our calories."
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Since it was discovered a dozen years ago, Ug99 has steadily crept north and east out of Uganda. Wind patterns could soon carry it to the Punjab region on the border of India and Pakistan — one of Asia’s most crucial breadbaskets. In the next few years, the pathogen could also travel through Iran to Afghanistan, as well as into Turkey."
For the Americans in the crowd: the USDA's
official Ug99 website, along with its
current action plan [PDF, 359.62 KB].
posted by SpringAquifer (36 comments total)
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Dear Sirs,
The recent problem with Ug99 has come to my attention as I access the network uplink from my cyborg armor and transport unit, formerly a computer chair purchased at IKEA. I have wasted the past 3 years of my life perfecting how to be a dick with the flamethrower on Construct (that's a Halo 3 level, in case you have any noobs at the USDA) and I stand ready to help. A field of wheat does not intimidate me, unlike those celiac types who head for the fallout shelter when they see my first Hot Pocket of the day. I may require transportation assistance. Godspeed.
Sincerely,
BmHdSht99
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 8:32 PM on March 1, 2010 [9 favorites]