July 12, 2001

11:43 AM

News You Can Use! IsDickCheneyDeadYet.com has more than three dedicated staffers who surreptitiously check the Veep’s vitals every five minutes, round the clock, 24 hours a day. Just so you can rest a little easier. Check back often and "Be the first to know, when Cheney goes..."
posted by dogmatic (6 comments total)

I prefer Cheney Heart Watch.
posted by allaboutgeorge at 12:18 PM on July 12, 2001

That's just sick.
posted by gyc at 12:54 PM on July 12, 2001

And I thought my little page was original.... but on the others you can't give his heart a jolt like on mine!

Check out the Dick Cheney Heart Monitor Web Interface

Soon to be WAP enabled!
posted by matte at 1:42 PM on July 12, 2001

Sick sick sick... also hilarious (note: not sarcastic!)
posted by bob bisquick at 1:49 PM on July 12, 2001

I heard he was enhanced in the hospital Cyborg Cheney
posted by brucec at 3:23 PM on July 12, 2001

*clasps hands together*
(in Monty Burns voice:) Excellent.
posted by dong_resin at 11:14 PM on July 12, 2001