Good-Meh-Bad

March 9, 2010 11:18 AM

Things To Say During Sex
posted by hippybear (34 comments total)

double?
posted by Addiction at 11:19 AM on March 9, 2010 [1 favorite]

"Pass the mustard."
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:20 AM on March 9, 2010

madre mio!
posted by molecicco at 11:20 AM on March 9, 2010

Previously, though with a dead link.
posted by ixohoxi at 11:20 AM on March 9, 2010

Of course, the things not to say are so much more amusing than the good stuff...
posted by Alexandra Kitty at 11:20 AM on March 9, 2010

Oh, that's where it goes.
posted by Mister_A at 11:21 AM on March 9, 2010

I like to tell the story of when I solved the riddle of the Sphynx.
posted by shakespeherian at 11:22 AM on March 9, 2010

"I'm a Republican. Let's get fucking nasty!"
posted by Avenger at 11:22 AM on March 9, 2010

Was it a good day?
posted by cashman at 11:22 AM on March 9, 2010

Genuine -> You're beautiful, like a moon.

I hope it's genuine, because you're not winning any points for style there.
posted by Brak at 11:23 AM on March 9, 2010

"Where's my watch?"
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:23 AM on March 9, 2010

"Hey, did you get that from the Flickr joke I sent you?"
posted by DU at 11:27 AM on March 9, 2010

What kind of silly pedantic sex are these people having?
posted by HumanComplex at 11:29 AM on March 9, 2010

Genuine -> You're beautiful, like a moon.

"That's no moon."
posted by grobstein at 11:30 AM on March 9, 2010 [9 favorites]

HAIL SATAN!
posted by The Whelk at 11:33 AM on March 9, 2010 [3 favorites]

What kind of silly pedantic sex are these people having?

David Mamet sex. No time for pillow talk, baby.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:34 AM on March 9, 2010 [1 favorite]

David Mamet is so tough that sex talks him!
posted by The Whelk at 11:35 AM on March 9, 2010 [1 favorite]

(Note, I am still trying to draw super-girl here people)
posted by The Whelk at 11:35 AM on March 9, 2010

They missed out: "Now we know..."
posted by Drexen at 11:35 AM on March 9, 2010 [2 favorites]

Orgasms are for closers!
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:39 AM on March 9, 2010 [1 favorite]

I knew it was you Fredo, you broke my heart.
posted by Ber at 11:39 AM on March 9, 2010

"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature sir, and I won't have it!"
posted by The Whelk at 11:40 AM on March 9, 2010 [1 favorite]

Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:44 AM on March 9, 2010 [13 favorites]

Astro zombie you magnificent bastard.
posted by The Whelk at 11:48 AM on March 9, 2010

"It was a pleasure to burn."
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:50 AM on March 9, 2010 [1 favorite]

"I'm sorry."
posted by battleshipkropotkin at 11:50 AM on March 9, 2010

Astro zombie you magnificent bastard.

I tried that one once and it didn't go over very well.
posted by jimmythefish at 11:51 AM on March 9, 2010

I just pooped
A lot
On your dog
posted by Damn That Television at 11:51 AM on March 9, 2010

I rule
At fuckin'.
My job
Is truckin'
Don't stop
Keep suckin'

Burma Shave!
posted by Halloween Jack at 11:52 AM on March 9, 2010 [1 favorite]

I'M FINISHED!
posted by Bromius at 11:56 AM on March 9, 2010

Here's a dollar...
in change...
mostly pennies.

this and "on your dog" caused a major spit-take.. with coffee.. hot.
posted by MattScully at 11:56 AM on March 9, 2010

Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell...

Whoa, I completely missed that one! The scene with the spider in the forest is very clearly misogynist but I'd never gone searching for others.
posted by DU at 11:56 AM on March 9, 2010

I'm so happy, I could shit.
posted by jivadravya at 11:57 AM on March 9, 2010

"I'm gonna pound the farts outta you."

Genius. hippybear, consider my day made, sir. Thank you!
posted by EatTheWeek at 11:57 AM on March 9, 2010