Asylum Sideshow featuring Captain Pooty

March 12, 2010 12:59 PM

Asylum Sideshow presents several of the most bizarre performers they could find:
The Cow Song
Miss Nude Sword Swallower
Meathead Morgue
Rappin' KT
Gumby Girl
and Captain Pooty...

Captain Pooty, AKA Ronald Vaughan, you may recognize from his supporting role in Mayor of the Sunset Strip, or his musical tribute to Heather Locklear on Jimmy Kimmel Live a few years ago. He's been working hard on the Poot-A-Rama, and hopes one day to work with Michigander Doberman Ramsey, who has attitude.

posted by carsonb (11 comments total)

Aw, crud! I forgot the Laughing Yogi.
posted by carsonb at 1:17 PM on March 12, 2010 [1 favorite]

There aren't enough nude sword-swallowers in the world.
posted by LSK at 1:45 PM on March 12, 2010

There aren't enough nude sword-swallowers in the world.

After watching the video, I'd say there's one too many.
posted by fatbird at 1:53 PM on March 12, 2010 [1 favorite]

*poot*
posted by loquacious at 2:00 PM on March 12, 2010

So when do they and the Jim Rose Circus have a freak-off? Does someone have to get served first?
posted by Halloween Jack at 2:29 PM on March 12, 2010

And the moooos sound perfect
and love was all around

The Cow song was touching in places I wasn't entirely comfortable being touched.
posted by Sparx at 3:42 PM on March 12, 2010 [1 favorite]

While I'll admit the Laughing Yogi is weird, he's also wonderful. And right. Laughing, even fake-it-till-you-make-it laughing, feels wonderful.

Purgative, like being tickled, but without the post-anxiety depression/anger that often follows.

Rejuvenative, like mild uppers, but without jitters.

--

In other news, the so-called "naked sword swallower" is fully clothed. Does not do what the label says. I expected blackout boxes, but not fully g-rated video.
posted by IAmBroom at 5:28 PM on March 12, 2010

Is it odd to complain that I wanted to see the woman my mom's age get dem tatties out for the sword-swallowin'?

I clicked Gumby Girl first and kinda got worked up, ya see. Clearly that's the foreplay act.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:39 PM on March 12, 2010

I wanted to see the woman my mom's age get dem tatties out for the sword-swallowin'?

I think it's not too hard to find her in Hollywood. It won't be free, but it's certainly available my dear.
posted by carsonb at 7:30 AM on March 13, 2010

"I'm going to fuck your jaw, I'm going to lock your jaw?"

Terror here.
posted by cmoj at 9:12 AM on March 13, 2010

heh, bock!

Up bock!
bock bock!
Down bock!
bock bock bock!

I'm gonna bock your jaw! I'm gonna lock your jaw!

poot-pooty.

(It helps to think of dobermans with attitude when reciting/witnessing this.)
posted by carsonb at 9:16 AM on March 13, 2010