Drop it, in a manner suggesting high temperature

March 18, 2010 10:31 AM

The Pop Culture Translator
posted by Schlimmbesserung (15 comments total)

MetaFilter: I'm capable of preparing you for sex.
posted by yhbc at 10:44 AM on March 18, 2010

OH! MY! GOD! That is the funniest damn thing I have ever seen in my life!

Best of the freaking Web indeed!
posted by Michael Roberts at 10:54 AM on March 18, 2010

Wow, Sean Paul is really repetitive once you understand what he's saying.
posted by oddman at 10:54 AM on March 18, 2010

Obligatory
posted by Thorzdad at 10:58 AM on March 18, 2010 [1 favorite]

Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.
For who, colleagues, would not admit,
Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body,
Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits
So that you want to be conspicuous for manly virtue, noticing her breeches
Have been deeply stuffed with buttock?
posted by Ratio at 11:00 AM on March 18, 2010

SHARRRRRROOOOONNNNN!
posted by briank at 11:11 AM on March 18, 2010

Wry commentary is wry.
posted by dammitjim at 11:14 AM on March 18, 2010

Oh stewardess? I speak jive.
posted by The Winsome Parker Lewis at 11:29 AM on March 18, 2010 [1 favorite]

They need to do Keith Richards next.
posted by Smart Dalek at 11:30 AM on March 18, 2010

In a related vein... (language NSFW).
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 11:42 AM on March 18, 2010 [1 favorite]

What the f..ck???
posted by jasonbold at 11:44 AM on March 18, 2010 [1 favorite]

I gotta rush that Gollum translation over to one of my fantasy sites. But the Ozzy one is the best of the bunch.
posted by Ber at 11:45 AM on March 18, 2010

Wow, Sean Paul is really repetitive once you understand what he's saying.

True, but he has the right temperature fish hat a ewe from the storm.
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 12:08 PM on March 18, 2010 [2 favorites]

wow, content excepted, the Ozzy one is disturbingly similar to trying to understand my somewhat feeble 89 year old neighbor....
posted by supermedusa at 2:11 PM on March 18, 2010

lol pop music is inane lol back to npr & a mayonaise sandwich.
posted by broken wheelchair at 7:13 PM on March 18, 2010